T1B

Thats right, its that time of the year again, time to drag my aching 37 yo knees out of retirement and once again prove "what could have been" ...if I would have just went out for the team.

You guessed it, rec league basketball! Or as I like to call it, The Old Fat Guy League. Past accomplishments include, a twisted knee, broken foot, bloody noses, bloody lips, near fist fights and parking lot brawls.

The tank top will not have a t-shirt under it and my shorts will be the proper length,meaning no more then halfway down the thigh, screw that baggy shit that hangs down to the knees. The shoes are white and the haircut is high and tight.

I am John Stockton!

Never saw Stockton in a high and tight. Sure you're not more of a Karl Malone? A slower, shorter, pastier Malone?

In todays age of long afro braids and floppy hair,the Stockton look has to be viewed as High and tight. Cant view it any other way.

Trampis wrote: I am John Stockton!

Well, you are both from Eastern Washington, so I'm guessing at minimum, you at least share that inbred/fetal-alcohol look.

Jsc810 wrote:We'll have to see pics.

Uh, I'll pass.

nahhh, johnny needs another inch or two of seperation between his eyeballs for that look.

You sure he's from e. washington?

Maybe adopted?

You can keep the knee high socks and nutter pics for yourself...and AP.

Update: First game a disaster,20+ point loss. Things looking bad,the team is not only old and fat but shorter then usual. Wheres my bottle of HGH?