T1B

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:05 pm**

Go, tell it on the chat board,
over the posts and interwebs.
Go, tell it on the chat board
that AP’s ass is torn.

While moderbators kept their watching
o'er silent tards by night,
beyond, throughout the webpages
There rose an unholy site.

Go, tell it on the chat board,
over the posts and interwebs.
Go, tell it on the chat board
that mag7board is born.

The halfwits feared and trembled
when lo, above the earth
rang out the reindeer chorus
that joked of Rev Limiters girth!

Go, tell it on the chat board,
over the posts and interwebs.
Go, tell it on the chat board
smackaholic blows his horn.

Down in a lonely basement
the drunken warren was born,
and G0D gave tard nation
another loser surfing porn.

Go, tell it on the chat board,
over the posts and interwebs.
Go, tell it on the chat board
in reindeer shit there’s corn.

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:07 pm**

Go, tell it on the chat board
in reindeer shit there’s corn.

BWHAHAHAHA!

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:35 pm**

Fuck it, that WAS funny.

I'm glad the only thing I'm giving anyone for Christmas this year is a reprieve for Y2K and his panty parade.

Y2, you're a cool dude and this mealtdown was for you bra. It's the most attention I've gotten in years, so we can share the love, I guess. Just don't show up wearing a thong and a buzz with some of those reindeer head dresses or you will surely catch a slug from a 30/30 Marlin and a ride to the dump strapped to my hood, oh and I won't pay the taxedermist for that one.

Happy everything to everyone!

I deserve everything I'm getting and I just might go back to drinking because of you horrible fuckers! Hell yeah!!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:29 am**

I'm glad the only thing I'm giving anyone for Christmas this year is a reprieve for Y2K and his panty parade.

Warren, I know you've been sober for awhile and such, but the "panty parade" wasn't my dealio mmkay?
It was showcased by someone I know from the boards. Look, Mistakes can be made but this isn't anything I want ANY freak'n part of, The whole deal was solely Atomic ZZTop Punk's Interweb Nightmare OK?

You understand yet brah?
Not me? mmmmmkay?

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:51 am**

You will not be forgotten Y2K.

You may be the only poster on the board that could fall into a barrel full of titties and come out sucking a dick.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:54 pm**

Y2K wrote:
I'm glad the only thing I'm giving anyone for Christmas this year is a reprieve for Y2K and his panty parade.
Warren, I know you've been sober for awhile and such, but the "panty parade" wasn't my dealio mmkay?
It was showcased by someone I know from the boards. Look, Mistakes can be made but this isn't anything I want ANY freak'n part of, The whole deal was solely Atomic ZZTop Punk's Interweb Nightmare OK?

You understand yet brah?
Not me? mmmmmkay?

Me thinks the road trip buddy dost protest too much.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:18 pm**

Look, Y2K...what I think the deer are asking is the following:

-did AP ever sneak over to your twin bed and hand you a camera or some panties?
-you helped him load the moving truck...did he pack man skivvies, or lacy little somethings?
-you're supposedly a mason (brick yard nipple out front told me)...did AP hire you to install bidets in his various dwellings?
-you're the Firewall F-5 guy - how is it you allowed AP to suffer this security collapse?

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:20 am**

PSUFAN wrote:Look, Y2K...what I think the deer are asking is the following:

-did AP ever sneak over to your twin bed and hand you a camera or some panties?
-you helped him load the moving truck...did he pack man skivvies, or lacy little somethings?
-you're supposedly a mason (brick yard nipple out front told me)...did AP hire you to install bidets in his various dwellings?
-you're the Firewall F-5 guy - how is it you allowed AP to suffer this security collapse?

Go fuck yourself Dave...

If you want to play smack games don't hide like a sniveling cunt mmkay?

Now what is it YOU would like to know about this fantasy scenario dreamed up by our freindly holiday trolls.

Feel free to hide again and seek Aid(s) from your make believe buddies. You've been pissing your pants waiting for a chance to run Smack about Me because I actually know someone who acted stupid at a place that doesn't mean shit to anyone other than you.
Waiting so you could hide behind a Troll is as fucking pathetic as AP in his panties. Fucking Coward errr P-S-U Fan. What's next pussy, gonna make up a troll with MY nic and post personal info?
Par for the course.....

What a clueless twat like you doesn't grasp is not only did I get to laugh at AP's stupidity on your silly little Web Hangout, I got to call Mike on the phone that day and laugh at the dude "for real". Nothing any Troll you hide behind could dream up anything more hilarious than that . Your lucky the "other" deer are much better at playing reindeer games because your addition is about as entertaining as the shit Fresno Mullet troll you try so hard to pull off

Hide all you want if trolling is your security blanket, otherwise "SPEAK THE FUCK UP" and try and run the smack you somehow couldn't do weeks ago. Unfortunately for you I don't give a shit about what "The Deer" want to know. I don't feed Trolls.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:28 am**

Y2K wrote:I got to call Mike on the phone that day

Wait just a sec...You're equating this with some kind of 'BODE?

Holy Fucking Tears, Jerry.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:34 am**

Dasher wrote:
Y2K wrote:I got to call Mike on the phone that day
Wait just a sec...You're equating this with some kind of 'BODE?

Holy Fucking Tears, Jerry.

Ummmm No Dins...

It's just much funnier to laugh at someone in real life....

Ponderous isn't it?...

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:42 am**

what was it that got the hairpins and bottlecaps flying, Y2K - the mason smack? I really didn't know Y2UHaul was wound so tight - maybe he drew the short straw today and has to wear the corset?

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:48 am**

Now what is it YOU would like to know about this

How did the jizz spray get on the mirror, Y2K? Was it an institutional-grade handjob, or were you flossing the sperm out of your chompers afterward?

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:53 am**

Y2K wrote:What a clueless twat like you doesn't grasp is not only did I get to laugh at AP's stupidity on your silly little Web Hangout, I got to call Mike on the phone that day and laugh at the dude "for real".

You didn't have to call him for that. All you had to do was walk over to your couch.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:03 am**

Y2K wrote:
Dasher wrote:
Y2K wrote:I got to call Mike on the phone that day
Wait just a sec...You're equating this with some kind of 'BODE?

Holy Fucking Tears, Jerry.
Ummmm No Dins...

It's just much funnier to laugh at someone in real life....

Ponderous isn't it?...

You sure that's Dins? AP had me pegged as being Dasher.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:04 am**

Y2K wrote:Ummmm No Dins...

Not quite, Columbo. See, the "tears, jerry" thing is pretty universal 'round these parts.

It's just much funnier to laugh at someone in real life....

Agreed. However, in your particular case, I'll never know what that's like because I don't strive to become bestest pals with internet weirdos - particularly, panty-wearing homosexuals. But hey, whatever binds your blocks there, sport. Just curious - when you call AP, does he charge you the 1-900 rate or do you get a free pass? God, I bet that voice is sexy after a lacey rendezvous and a 12 pack of Keystone Light.

Say, when you're both piss-faced drunk, who takes control of the vehicle? In AP's case, a drunken stupor and a diagnol line-of-sight is no way to go through life...especially when behind the wheel of an automobile.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:25 am**

What this Y2K snot all pissy about? Is he always this way? Not a pleasant person.

Little man complex? Geez, the inner frustration and rage isn't too obvious or anything. Gotta be tough to type a take with your fists clenched.

If my bestest bud was outed as a panty-wearing blowhard my holiday cheer may disappear too. But it ain't worth poppin' a blood vessel over, numbnut.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:44 am**

PSUFAN wrote:
Now what is it YOU would like to know about this
How did the jizz spray get on the mirror, Y2K? Was it an institutional-grade handjob, or were you flossing the sperm out of your chompers afterward?

What kinda fucking freak are you Dave? Something about you fantasizing about some kind of fucked Fag shit with me and AP is beyond bizarre. Granted I know a lot of people around here but somehow the sight of Mike in Granny Panties just got you torqued up dreaming about being Gay or Y2K being Gay or some oddball idea. Hey... Did you know that Smackie Chan and I shared a Doobie once at a motel? Does that get you sporting wood PSU? I sure fucking hope not..

What's with this percieved Gay Fantasy of yours Dave?

You hot for Mikey? Do me a favor and delete me from your shit stained ManDream's, it's better for me and you get all the Bode that comes with shit like that.

pussy

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:44 am**

Y2K wrote:I don't feed Trolls.

Not off to a great start.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:56 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Y2K wrote:I don't feed Trolls.
Not off to a great start.

Not really,
It takes little to keep them busy and amused...

I might even laugh...

You never know.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:01 am**

Y2K wrote:Did you know that Smackie Chan and I shared a Doobie once at a motel?

Figures.

[Freud]Sucking on things with another man comes naturally.[/Freud]

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:07 am**

Y2K wrote:Did you know that Smackie Chan and I shared a Doobie once at a motel?

A motel, really? Not just a parking lot behind a TGI Friday's or something? What do you do for gay sex, then? Book three nights at a Bed-and-Breakfast?

Nah, I'm sure AP's futon is a pull-out.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:01 am**

Did you know that Smackie Chan and I shared a Doobie once at a motel? Does that get you sporting wood PSU?

No, it has me thinking that I have an idea why Smackie looks like he's a corpse, actually. Maybe he spurned your advances, and you made him undead?

Hell hath no fury like a Mason scorned in a motel 6...

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:58 am**

No, it has me thinking

So you're going to actually "think" now... mmmmmkay.....

Here's some tidbits of information for you ponder as you try and fit the round "thinking cap" over that enormously square head (lucky for you that face is flat )....." Think of it as the lucky Genetic draw mmkay?"

Now I don't want you to go into spasmatic convulsions and sputemmutilate all that neato equipment but unfortunately you just picked the wrong motherfucker to play "You know that guy" so you are a faggot game. You know that game...

Kinda like when you said someone posted personal info and banned that person when....

I happened to KNOW that guy for real, it just so happens that beyond my magic Masonry skills I also play Internet real well. Well enough that knowing that Internet Bad Guy that Dave "hates for real" because he's a Web addicted Bitch is at his fathers funeral 400 miles from his home. This Bad Guy "for real" lets this dumb ass Bricklayer Y2k have Remote Access to his machine for a (now don't blow yer wad yet tough guy) nominal Monthly service charge. So since I KNOW that this personal info magically came from a machine locked into my IP address running defrag after a tune up and i watched this troll work that night, you can understand my doubting this "evidence" you so proudly proclaimed as truth.
so since I KNOW an admin had to activate this troll and you came forth with the lies....

well...

The crazy thing about fucking with personal info is one day some of this shit can hit the fan
I've always figured that me knowing people "for real" was complete BODE over some cowardly prick who hides behind a keyboard on the net, But hey, since a brilliant fuckwit like yourself decides that

"Gay is the way"
since you obviously had "feelings" after seeing dumbass Mike on the Internet, and were to fucking cowardly to jump out of the closet and lick the stains from his mirror.....

a bitter little dumbfuck like you tries in vain to run smack from behind a shitty fucking reindeer troll a month later.

December 10 1998
So you are so fucking stupid as to think in the 9 years I've trolled various Twat Bitch Fliend Boards I am supposed to miss the cute little PSUpuppy "pissing himself" to try and get my attention? One of the reasons I have always had mind to my own dealio around here is I thought you were somewhat interesting when not being a covert little bitch.

But this is fun too.

pussy

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:13 am**

Uh...huh?

Look nimrod, most of us are here for a few shits and giggles - that's pretty much it. I understood just enough of your post to get the idea that you're taking all of this a little too seriously...not a good idea.

Oh well, you'll sort it out.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:38 am**

PSUFAN wrote:Uh...huh?

Look nimrod, most of us are here for a few shits and giggles - that's pretty much it. I understood just enough of your post to get the idea that you're taking all of this a little too seriously...not a good idea.

Oh well, you'll sort it out.

You show great mercy with this post. But be prepared to endure what follows from those who would mistake kindness for weakness.

Defending oneself is challenge enough even for skilled players in smack.

Defending someone else is orders of magnitude more difficult in this milieu.

Y2K is showing something here in his persistent attempt at the latter. And props for certain aspects are in order.

velocet

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:55 pm**

That's it, I'm pushing that Local 1225/439 file a notice with the INFR informing them that due to the poor air quality having caused permanent brain damage to those on the ground there, we're not stopping in Fresno this year.
Too many freaks and friends of freaks living there for my likings.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:20 pm**

I think PSU might be on to something with his Anne Frank impression. Lord knows I would've done it differently. YD was right and he always knows what he is doing.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:26 pm**

velocet wrote:Defending someone else is orders of magnitude more difficult in this milieu.

Someone had to do it and I commend Y2K for going down this road alone.

I think Tom Arnold described Y2K's courage best when he told Harry Tasker, "Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy."

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:54 pm**

I understood just enough of your post to get the idea that you're taking all of this a little too seriously...not a good idea.

Look you fucking buffoon, if I errrr "took this a little to seriously" I would have said something a long time ago now wouldn't I? As a matter of fact I did get a giggle out of that bitch move and left it at that. I did happen to pack it away for use in the future when inevitably you decided to play bitch games again....

Don't you worry about me sorting it all out, We Mason's carry a vast assortment of "hammers,"

Interesting enough when you get thumped with one it sounds quite "hollow."

You are right about one thing, this place IS about shits and giggles,

Laughing yet?

I am.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:57 pm**

I think you meant to type "Us Mason's."

Sin,

Dio

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:16 pm**

Y2K wrote:this personal info magically came from a machine locked into my IP address running defrag after a tune up

Not sure what any of that means, but I smell class action.

Sincerely,
Charleston

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:21 pm**

O Y2K,
O Y2k,
How much beer
You drink for breakfast!
You’re bombed by noon
in summer time
And fucked by Doe’s
come Christmas time.
O Y2K,
O Y2k,
How much beer
You drink for breakfast!

O Y2K,
O Y2K,
All happiness fails you
your softballs
are joyous to smack, but worse
Your mason skills inspires
lost customers, Mexicans they hire.
O O Y2K,
O O Y2K,
All happiness fails you

O O Y2K,
O O Y2K,
Your boy AP
needs a lesson
panty photos that he posts
will certainly in due time
bite him in the ass
consistently and through all time.
O O Y2K,
O O Y2K,
Your boy AP
needs a lesson!

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:22 pm**

Pardon, Y2Ryder, but what was this bitch move that you refer to? Banning RtS?

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:57 pm**

RRAAAAKKKK! Vixen

Funny shit there, btw

Posted: **Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:11 am**

From: Atomic Punk
To: Y2K
Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:41 am
Subject: don't quit me

Oh, there's no place like your home for the holidays
'Cause no matter how far away you roam
When you pine for the sunshine of my naughty gaze
For the holidays you can't beat home, Jack's home

I met a man who lives in Fresno
And he was headin' for cheap motels
To blaze with a guy named Smackie Chan
From Pennsylvania folks a travelin' down to Dixie's sunny shore
From Atlantic to Pacific, gee this head sure is terrific

Oh there's no place like your home for the holidays
'Cause no matter wow far away you roam
If you want to be happy in a million ways
For the holidays, you can't beat home, Jack's home!

T1B

Xmas cheer...

Xmas cheer...