T1B

just saying

dude makes sissyroo look like Cicero.

quacker backer wrote:just saying

Famous last words.

Hmmmm..... looks like a loser from the CFB forum got lost and dropped a turd.

Lets take a trip in the past to quacker backer's last 10 posts.

quacker backer wrote:eat my shorts

quacker backer wrote:HEY M CLUB!!!
EVER HEAR OF WHAT WE SOMETIMES CALL A 'CAPITOL LETTER'?


just asking

quacker backer wrote:ours or yours

quacker backer wrote:rack

quacker backer wrote:gfy

quacker backer wrote:I will admit that those are some hairy arms though pops

quacker backer wrote:I am just wondering if that picture could just be a little bigger please....

quacker backer wrote:you forgot....
marry your sister

Not including the epoch blast he got off to start this thread I would say this guy is nails.

Move along little man, and take the turd with you.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

quacker backer wrote:just saying

Famous last words.

Kinda like "here's a pic of my wife"

Can I just say...who the fuck is quacker backer?

Dog wrote:Kinda like "here's a pic of my wife"

A submission I will never live down.

Dasher wrote:Can I just say...who the fuck is quacker backer?

Just took a peek at Fat Boy's Naughty/Nice list. quacker backer got 0 stars, a thumbs down and a

WHAAAAAAAAT? GGHHAAAAA!

mvscal wrote:

Another winter...another ill advised callout.

Bitch should've stayed off the tundra, dammit.

mvscal wrote:

Hey, I remember that. Note the pale legs and young age. That was my hoof-stomping of Whitey Wagon circa 1982. That boy takes a good hoof up the ass.

Almost, too good...

some anonymous CFB douchebag wrote:Pay attention to MEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Seriously, though.

With all the problems with the sleigh this year, we should seriously consider taking Rumple's wife with us. That way, if we happen to get grounded in a nasty blizzard, we can all go Han Solo and tauntaun that fat fucking whore to keep warm.

Nothing says "warm and toasty" like burying your hooves in grease-laden innards.

WOW, I'm getting myself all hot and bothered just thinking about her.

:rumple:

I've been very supportive of the reindeer this year. :x

Dasher wrote:Can I just say...who the fuck is quacker backer?

I seem to remember something about him from one of the earlier boards. As best as I can recall, it had something to do with him being sodomized as a youngster by one of his Daddy's boyfriends... o maybe it was one of his Mommy's girlfriends... whatever, it's pretty clear he's hoping to relive those glory days through the reindeer

RumpleForeskin wrote:I've been very supportive of the reindeer this year. :x

If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.

Spreadsheet updated.

You kidding? What part of Scaling Mt. Rumplewife doesn't demand physical fitness of the highest degree?

That pickaxe doesn't swing itself.

PSUFAN wrote:You kidding? What part of Scaling Mt. Rumplewife doesn't demand physical fitness of the highest degree?

That pickaxe doesn't swing itself.

I'm 7' tall and have killed hundreds of men

Have we told you guys the tale about how we tried to enter the Rumple household via chimney, but wound up in the wife's intestines?

Dasher wrote:That was my hoof-stomping of Whitey Wagon circa 1982.

And next thing you knew, you were gutted from asshole to neck and and hanging upside down from a tree.

Rudolph wrote:

some anonymous CFB douchebag wrote:Pay attention to MEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Worried that you might actually get some interesting posts on this board?

BlindRef wrote:

Rudolph wrote:

some anonymous CFB douchebag wrote:Pay attention to MEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Worried that you might actually get some interesting posts on this board?

With some of the CFB regulars, that’s entirely possible. Likely, even. That just ain’t gonna happen with quacker backer.

Dasher wrote:Have we told you guys the tale about how we tried to enter the Rumple household via chimney, but wound up in the wife's intestines?

They were on the Nice list? mvscal, I think you need to make a little visit...

quacker backer wrote:HEY M CLUB!!!
EVER HEAR OF WHAT WE SOMETIMES CALL A 'CAPITOL LETTER'?

In a grammarsmack post.


Awesome. Totally awesome.



I'd love to stick up for U&L guy... but this one, I just can't.

Wouldn't a CapitOl letter be something like G. and W.?

Yeah, dude tried to rip on my arms in above post but has never posted a pic of him and/or his better half? I still have yet to see anyone post a pic whose Mrs. can trump mine.

me

IndyFrisco wrote: I still have yet to see anyone post a pic whose Mrs. can trump mine.

Self-BODE proclaimations are lame.

But in this case, quite accurate.


But there's a certain poster who is going to post a pic of a certain 27 year old hottie, and that should usurp you, I'm sure.

Self-bode proclomations are not lame....until they are proven wrong.

And as I stated, I have yet to see one.

I got a pic of the Mrs. on the bed in her maternity room posing with the kids and anyone here would say they would hit it. That's the kind of BODE I got.

And I'm still waiting on the universe to collapse because I don't know how my ugly grill ever cashed in on that. Your guess is as good as mine.

War Wagon wrote:And next thing you knew, you were gutted from asshole to neck and and hanging upside down from a tree.

Gutted?

Everyone has seen your picture, twiggy. If anyone looks to have been "gutted" it's definitely you. The first white Ethiopian.

Go dig up a beatle to eat for dinner and stfu.

IndyFrisco wrote:I still have yet to see anyone post a pic whose Mrs. can trump mine.

If trump = body mass index, then Rumple will play.

quacker backer wrote:just saying

That's a salient fukkin' point, Gene Shalit. Let me roll my big black eyeballs at your sorry azzed thrid-grade post on this here intanet message board/ Your posts stink worse than auntie jefferson's chew towel i sware to gawd. You need to get yoursef some good job in the record braking growing service industry and make some good moneys so you can rent somebody to make posts for you. Your no good at it on ya own. BLEEDAT!

I can't say any of the previous posts on this thread disprove my point

quacker backer wrote:I can't say any of the previous posts on this thread disprove my point

If your point being that you are a complete and total douche, then yeah, I guess you were right.

Congrats, I guess.

quacker backer wrote:I can't say any of the previous posts on this thread disprove my point

Ok, so set up a smack off thread for you and the deer of your choice, girlfriend.

Let's do this.

Donder wrote:If anyone looks to have been "gutted" it's definitely you.

IKWYABWAI smack from a shit troll. Perfect. Who are you, Donder? Are you running the Dasher troll also?

No matter, you both suck.

stfu.

Tch, a shit troll telling someone else to stfu. Now that's priceless.

quacker backer may be onto something. The reindeer do indeed suck cahk. Fucking cowardly pussies, each and every one, hiding behind some troll nic.

Go castrate yourself boys. You're not amusing in the least anymore, except to the brain dead morons who're just thankful it's not their ox that's being gored.

You pussies want to fuck with me?

:popcorn

Donder wrote:
Ok, so set up a smack off thread for you and the deer of your choice, girlfriend.

Let's do this.

Bwah... now we've got a shit troll wanting to set up a smackoff.

Go fuck yourself, moron.

Wags has got a point. Engaging in a smackoff with a troll is like yelling at the TV.

War Wagon wrote:Are you running the Dasher troll also?

No matter, you both suck.

In response to a Dasher post, War Wagon wrote:BWA!!!

RACK

Dishonesty will get you cut from Santa's list, young whitey wagon. And possibly your testicles. Assuming your wife hasn't beat us to it.

can I just say...the reindeer suck

You can, but clearly you can't do it without boring us to tears.

You see, "you suck" doesn't really rate as a credible put-down around here. Even the board speedbags have their own acronym to offer by way of retort.

War Wagon wrote: You pussies want to fuck with me?

That was a pity RACK just to draw you in... honest injun, would I lie?

Nevermind... I didn't just ask a shit troll or PUS an actual question.