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Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:15 pm**

The basic rules are the same as last year. You cannot take someone that is on death row. That also applies to foreign leaders who are in the pokie waiting to be shot.

1. Pick 5 names, must be famous people, list the names and what made them famous i.e. Movie they were in, political position, something that put them in the history books, significant contribution to society, commercial....etc. Once a name has been picked it can not be used again.

2. If that person dies between Jan 1, 2008 and Dec 31, 2008 you will be credited in points the age of the person subtracted from 100.

3. Person with the most points on Jan 1, 2009 will win $20.

4. 10 extra points will be awarded for those that also pick the cause of death.

5. Picks must be in by Dec 25, 2007.

Can a MOD sticky this thread until Dec. 26th please? Once the picks are in this thread can be sent to the archives until the winner is crowned.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:35 pm**

Kirk Douglas - heart failure
Jimmy Carter - heart attack
Fidel Castro - ass cancer
Francisco Franco (no wait, he's still dead)
Dick Cheney - electrocuted by pacemaker
Donald Trump - spontaneous hair combustion

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:38 pm**

I thought Luther was in charge of this deal?

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:39 pm**

He died.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:39 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:I thought Luther was in charge of this deal?

He is, but yer still a fuckin' jerkoff

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:42 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I thought Luther was in charge of this deal?
He is, but yer still a fuckin' jerkoff

Yes, and you’re still Mr. Rumplewife. Want to change places? I don’t.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:46 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote: Want to change places? I don’t.

Her boobs make me want to stay.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:47 pm**

Damn you mikey

~~Fidel Castro - Famous commie scumbag~~
Dick Clark - anerican bandstand oldie ('sup Wolfman?) - Heart attack
Al Copeland - Founder of Popeye's chicken (sup' JSC?) - Cancer
Alec Trebek - The answer is... What famous game show host will be pushing daisies in 2008? - Heart Failure
Billy Graham - Tough way to find out he's been wrong all these years - Heart disease
~~James Brown - "I don't Feel Good"~~
Mike Tyson - According to Google he's alive - gunshot

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:49 pm**

John Paul Stevens
David Souter
Robert Byrd
Michael Moore
Leslie Nielsen

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:50 pm**

KC Scott wrote:Fidel Castro - Famous commie scumbag

..is already taken.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:51 pm**

Mikey wrote:He died.

Who had him in this year's pool?

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:01 pm**

KC Scott wrote: James Brown - "I don't Feel Good"

More like "I feel Dead"

Dude passed last Christmas. Where have ya been?

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:01 pm**

Mister Bushice wrote:
KC Scott wrote: James Brown - "I don't Feel Good"
More like "I feel Dead"

Dude passed last Christmas. Where have ya been?

Doh!

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:02 pm**

Hey Jerkoff,

Are ya gonna allow replacements for assholes who die between Xmas and New year?

Sin,

my Gerald ford pic last year.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:04 pm**

So who's going to mail me $20.00 for the 2007 one? A gift certificate to Hardees would work too.

Elizabeth Taylor, actress (heart failure)
Farrah Fawcett, actress (cancer)
J.D. Salinger, writer (suicide)
Walter Cronkite, journalist (heart failure)
Zsa Zsa Gabor, actress/singer (stroke)

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:05 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Want to change places? I don’t.
Her boobs make me want to stay.

So now your wife has three boobs.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:18 pm**

Jsc810 wrote:Too early for this thread. :x

Would after dinner be more suitable?

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:18 pm**

Jsc810 wrote:Too early for this thread. :x

Last year's was posted Dec. 11 by Luther.

So....

Mr. B....that's the area in which you hope not to get jammed. It happened with Richard Pryor at the end of 2005, too.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:22 pm**

britney- car wreck
lindsey lohan- OD
that peterson cop dude that keeps offing his wives. i'm hoping a pissed off relative whacks him....after jan 1
hugo chavez- assassination
hillary-~~testicular~~ ovarian cancer

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:24 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I thought Luther was in charge of this deal?
He is, but yer still a fuckin' jerkoff
Yes, and you’re still Mr. Rumplewife. Want to change places? I don’t.

I imagine if you and I could arrange a meeting spot, we could eliminate the death pool by one.

You can figure out which one would be left standing.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:28 pm**

warren, you know rumplewife? or you just back in your "fukk all you guys, i just wanna shoot somebody" mode?

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:33 pm**

smackaholic wrote:warren, you know rumplewife? or you just back in your "fukk all you guys, i just wanna shoot somebody" mode?

I'm pretty much back in the "I just want to clack some bitch mode," except for you. You've got class and know how to use it.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:35 pm**

Mahmoud Amanijad (Iranian President) - assasination
Donald Sutherland (Actor) - Liver failure
James Earl Jones (Actor) - Heart attack
Mickey Rooney (Actor) - Colon cancer
Harry Morgan (Actor) - Heart attack

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:40 pm**

1. Charlton Heston- Actor, NRA president- Alzhiemers
2. Tom Bosley- Actor, Mr. C- Heart Attack
3. Woody Allen- Director, pervert- Brain cancer
4. Margaret Thatcher- Former British PM- Heart Failure
5. Paul Newman- Actor- Stroke

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:44 pm**

georgia frontiere(rams owner) Heart failure
ron santo Kidney failure(diabetes)
ashley olson(olson twin) overdose
jack kevorkian Heart attack
artie lange(comedian) overdose

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:56 pm**

Strike Ike Turner off your 2008 list

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:38 pm**

~~1) Billy Graham, BELIEVER, Gods will~~
2) Jack LaLanne, Stud Muffin, Natural causes.... Juice.
3) Art Linkletter, TV dude, Liver failure
4) Ariel Sharon, Prime Dude, plug pulled
5) Paul Harvey, Commentator, The last of the story.

Ronnie Biggs, great train robbery, heart attack

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:42 pm**

Adelpiero wrote:alex trebec heart attack

KC Scott wrote:Alec Trebek - The answer is... What famous game show host will be pushing daisies in 2008? - Heart Failure

Has anyone taken alex trebek?

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:46 pm**

Jerkovich wrote:1) Billy Graham, BELIEVER, Gods will

Can't you geniuses get past page one without missing this shit?

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:38 am**

Kim Jong-Il, North Korea's "dear leader": Heart failure.
Larry Hagman, TV actor, played a nice guy (Maj. Tony Nelson on "I Dream of Jeannie") and a creep (J.R. Ewing on "Dallas"): Liver failure.
George Steinbrenner, Yankees owner/erstwhile dictator: Stroke.
Frank Gifford, football star/broadcaster/Mr. Kathie Lee: Heart attack.
Snoop Dogg, rapper: Homicide.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:45 am**

Y2K, Mover, Mason, Piss Quaffer and Internet Security Specialist: Third Degree Firewall Burns

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:50 am**

PSUFAN wrote:Y2K, Mover, Mason, Piss Quaffer and Internet Security Specialist: Third Degree Firewall Burns

Wow, he's in your tiny cranium, kicking that booger you call a brain.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:53 am**

1) Muhammad Ali - THE GREATEST - Parkinson's
2) Elizabeth Edwards - Wife of future Prez - Cancer
3) George H W Bush - Former Prez - stroke
4) Willie McCovey - baseball HOF - pneumonia
5) Tank Abbott - mma fighter - heart attack

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:11 am**

Does this thing count? Since I predict deaths better than anyone in here, I should be consulted if the deathpool has new ownership....

If this DOES count, 2 of my picks have been taken......

So,

I reserve Farrakhan, Bin Laden, Bobby Knight, Keith Richards, George Jones

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:10 am**

Andy Dick, actor - accident
Robert Downey Jr, actor - accident
Crispin Glover, actor - drugs
Ed McMahon, entertainer - heart failure
Paula Abdul, singer - accident

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:45 pm**

Kylie Minogue - Cancer
Anastacia - Cancer
Melissa Etheridge - Cancer
Rod Stewart - Cancer
~~John Kerry - Cancer~~-- already dead just refuses to believe it!
~~Mike Tyson - Accident~~- Damn KC!!
Woody Allen - Cardiac Arrest

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:29 pm**

warren wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote: He is, but yer still a fuckin' jerkoff
Yes, and you’re still Mr. Rumplewife. Want to change places? I don’t.
I imagine if you and I could arrange a meeting spot, we could eliminate the death pool by one.

You can figure out which one would be left standing.

Oh, you're so fucking scary. Go fuck yourself you ADD-riddled chucklehead.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:38 pm**

Tom Sizemore- OD of drugs
Wilfred Brimley- chocking (oatmeal)
Allen Iverson- gun shot
Jenna Jameson- chocking (cock)
Al Gore- Spontaneous Human Combustion

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:17 pm**

Chocking? Is that a new T1Bism?

Jan Ulrude, Tour De France guy that Armstrong repeatedly plungered. Cocaine OD.
Ken Stabler, The Snake, stroke
Chuck Knox, Seahawks coach, prostate cancer
Peter Fonda, chopper rider, car wreck
Bill Russell, famous rebounder, heart attack

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:53 pm**

Let's hope the James Brown curse doesn't fuck me two years in a row...

Peter O'Toole, Actor - Kidney Failure
George Clinton, Singer - Stroke
Rick Moranis, Actor - Stomach Cancer
Johnny Majors, Former CFB Head Coach at Univ of Tennessee - Heart Failure
John Goodman, Actor - Heart Attack
~~Louis Farrakhan, U.S. Nation of Islam Leader - Prostate Cancer~~

Btw, rack this selection:

jiminphilly wrote:Tom Sizemore- OD of drugs

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