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Must be tired after the spotlight hunt and 10 rounds of "hey fellas, check this out!"

Can't wait for him to get back in here and wow me with his insightful takes on CFB as well as some PHENOMINAL smack.

Blitzen wrote:Must be tired after the spotlight hunt and 10 rounds of "hey fellas, check this out!"

Can't wait for him to get back in here and wow me with his insightful takes on CFB as well as some PHENOMINAL smack.

You must be feeling very optimistic. Care to pass some of that killer bud this way?

You called?

Whitey's only real claim to fame is that his daughter is (allegedly) some sort of softball bull dyke dryland legend.

I'm sorry, but loser is too hoi polloi for a message board dipshit such as he.

Excellent, my bitch call works!

I have got to take a dump and just wanted to make sure I didn't miss any of your epicness.
Please don't post anything for the next ten minutes, I may have to brew this one for a bit.

Whitey is just looking for a little extra attention, don't be so hard on the poor fella.

Away from the manager, a can of bud in his hand,
The little whitey wagon laid down his drunk head.
His forklift in drive and no co-pilot to say,
That idiot whitey wagon pulled the shelves down this day.

Like cattle that grazes, in lunch whitey partakes,
But little did he know he’ll cry from this morning’s mistake.
The Manager said I love a good laugh, like any other guy
But this shit is enough, whitey … goodbye!

”Fat, drunk and stupid,” It’s whiteys war cry
He heads back to the trailer, Mrs Wags be gone he prays.
Because when she finds out, forget tender and care,
She’ll send whiteys balls up to heaven, but the rest will stay here in hell.

You punks are pathetic.

I'm getting way more mileage out of this than are you.

War Wagon wrote:You punks are pathetic.

I'm getting way more mileage out of this than are you.

Actually, no you are not.

Top 5 jobs for Whitey this upcoming summer.

1. Guy who eats all the nachos
2. Movie heckler
3. Get girlfriend
4. Iraqi Minister of Information
5. Any of the above while wearing a wife-beater.

Blitzen wrote:1. Guy who eats all the nachos

MMMMMMM NACHOS

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

:paul:

Dear Deer,


I've observed your triumphs via mass trample since their inception at THEtrolls.com. The way you can dominate threads is something I've not seen accomplished since the trademark Trolls of days of yore did such things. So your legacy is in good company.

When you see a thread composed of mostly or nothing but Deer posts, do you think :crickets: or :tumbleweed:?

Banish the thought. It's more like :fear-to-tread:




velocet

velocet wrote:Dear Deer,
The way you can dominate threads is something I've not seen accomplished since the trademark Trolls of days of yore did such things.

That's because it's only a couple of guys running the deer, so one guy posts several times in a row, each time with a different deer.

BTW, the name "Donder" is still funny.

Pork Chop wrote:NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

I laffed

OCmike wrote:
That's because it's only a couple of guys running the deer, so one guy posts several times in a row, each time with a different deer.

Oh?

You've got IP information, do you?

Who's running the deers- besides PUSFAN, that is?

A little birdie told me that the reindeer trolls are controlled by:
Caddie
Val Venis
Elgrandepeehole
Dr. Bob

Who run reindeer town?

BTW, you forgot fragnastybeyatch.

allticketybooinmiami is my handler.

Cuda wrote:

OCmike wrote:
That's because it's only a couple of guys running the deer, so one guy posts several times in a row, each time with a different deer.

Oh?

You've got IP information, do you?

Who's running the deers- besides PUSFAN, that is?

Look at the times that they post, Beavis. Doesn't take a genius to figure out that unless they're all banging refresh on every single thread all day long, it's doubtful that there's any other way that they all seem to post within 2 minutes of each other.

O/U number of tabs PSUFAN has open on his IE right now? 8?

RumpleForeskin wrote:O/U number of tabs PSUFAN has open on his IE right now? 8?

Actually, I think he uses Firefox.

I hope he has a ton of RAM. With that many open tabs, it can be a real memory hog.

RumpleForeskin wrote:O/U number of tabs PSUFAN has open on his IE right now? 8?

Rumple, I don't have any deer trolls. However, when I have attempted to stay logged in with 2 or more usernames in the past, I've discovered that multiple browsers work best. The sessions will not be maintained no matter how many tabs you are using in one given browser.

Now that I've been helpful, please post Mt. Rumplewife's MOST COMPLIMENTARY PIC. We'll be nice.

PSU wrote:please post Mt. Rumplewife's MOST COMPLIMENTARY PIC. We'll be nice.

I'm not jewish and I refuse to walk into that room full of Zyklon B.

No offense TWIS

PSUFAN wrote:
Now that I've been helpful, please post Mt. Rumplewife's MOST COMPLIMENTARY PIC. We'll be nice.

Based upon previously supplied data, my guess would be: