T1B

Leg cramp and all that.

Soooo who's been naughty and who's been nice?

Vixen contracted an STD from Whitey.

Considering you've been with him, too, you should probably get tested.

I rubbed some holly on my junk yesterday. I think I'm cool. And in case you were wondering, it was EXQUISITE!

Fuck off Cupid.

RevLimiter wrote:Fuck off Cupid.

Fuck your mother off Cupid. IT'S GO TIME!

Bring it you soon-to-be wall mounted little FUCK.

RevLimiter wrote:Bring it you soon-to-be wall mounted little FUCK.

The only way I'll be wall mounted is if you buy me a couple of drinks and talk pretty to me.

Vixen already caught the Herps from the KC cole slaw sloppers.

Know when to say when, Cue.

Rudolph wrote:Vixen already caught the Herps from the KC cole slaw sloppers.

Know when to say when, Cue.

I'm in love with love.

Be forewarned, deer...

while there appear to be inclinations towards ass-washin',

:paul:

that jaw action will only leave some for later.

Cease and decist, Cupid. Or else.

RevLimiter wrote:Or else.

Or else we'll make swuut swuut love you beautiful beast of a man.

Those deer pictures are making me thirsty.

Rudolph wrote:Those deer pictures are making me thirsty.

Those deer pictures are making me thirsty.

We should totally make out in a manner where we wouldn't be seen by the other deer and called out for our experimental urges.

Rudolph wrote:We should totally make out in a manner where we wouldn't be seen by the other deer and called out for our experimental urges.

What happens at deer camp stays at deer camp. WAR reindeer gay-mes. WHAT?! MODS!!!!

Let's get a few things straight.

1- I did not get Herpes from whitey, I got it from Rudy (like everyone else).
2- I gave it to whitey and his little gash eating daughter(a story for another day) whilst he was shit faced from 20 or 30 Pissweisers. I sat on his face and he attempted the "alphabet" maneuver, but he couldn't remember what came after "B" so he just murmured something that sounded like "finish yourself as usual Mrs. Wags" and he passed out.
3- That Revtard mongoloid would do better just mashing his gut on the keyboard and hitting submit(or is that what he's been doing?). I swear to the Baby Jesus whom we all love and adore, that he may be the worst poster in the history of the web.


Hey Cupid, did the "holly" trick work? A "friend" wants to know.

Vixen wrote:Hey Cupid, did the "holly" trick work?

Not sure, but my package looks mighty festive now. So I've got that going for me, I guess.

So now, any randy deer with crust around his hole gets a KCTRL-cuntwash? Who's to say we're not working for you, Paul?

You're all just jealous of my massively cute deer penis.

You would even say it glows.