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What the @#&%!
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:03 pm
by Santa's Elf
What the fuck does a holiday troll have to do around here to become certified?
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:08 pm
by Blitzen
Unhinge that jaw and I'll show you.
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:10 pm
by Headhunter
All you had to do was ask!
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:34 pm
by Santa's Elf
Blitzen wrote:Unhinge that jaw and I'll show you.
Looks like I'll be having venison for dinner tonight.
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:36 pm
by RevLimiter
I'm getting tired of it myself....in fact, I'm about out of bullets. Those overgrown rats with antlers can be hard to kill.
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:37 pm
by Santa's Elf
RevLimiter wrote:I'm getting tired of it myself....in fact, I'm about out of bullets. Those overgrown rats with antlers can be hard to kill.
They're easy to shoot. But then you have to chase them down, and I can see where you'd have troubles with that.
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:39 pm
by RevLimiter
You betcha.
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:54 pm
by smackaholic
Gax ass reindeer, now a midget. The holiday trolls suck out loud. Can we get a yukon cornelius troll up in here?
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:53 am
by Blitzen
smackaholic wrote:Gax ass reindeer, now a midget. The holiday trolls suck out loud. Can we get a yukon cornelius troll up in here?
Come on now Jerry, you are just jealous that you didn't get invited to play.
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:51 am
by Yeti Beast
smackaholic wrote:Gax ass reindeer, now a midget. The holiday trolls suck out loud. Can we get a yukon cornelius troll up in here?
YETI ATE JACK.
QUEERDEER ARE NEXT!
RRRRRAAAAAAARRRRR
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:10 pm
by Jack
Santa's Elf wrote:Blitzen wrote:Unhinge that jaw and I'll show you.
Looks like I'll be having venison for dinner tonight.
Oh, Dear! That'll cost you a buck.
Santa's Elf wrote:What the fuck does a holiday troll have to do around here to become certified?
You have to come up with 12 Christmas jokes, other than the examples below.
Make sure the jokes are good enough to “sleigh” us!
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How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten!
One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf”esteem!
How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
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One week before his assassination, John Kennedy was with Marilyn Monroe, while a week before his assaassination, Abraham Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
Coincidence? I think not!