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Hey Paul, we need a fat guy to deliver the toys this year. You busy on the 24th?

Think you could squeeze into a size 64 and help out?

Nope, sorry.

What if we could make the pants bigger?

I killed all of the reindeer and ate them....kinda leaves delivering presents out of the equation.

RevLimiter wrote:I killed all of the reindeer and ate them....kinda leaves delivering presents out of the equation.

Well, it was probably a pretty good appetizer, I hope.

good god, you're the stupidest lookin' elf I've ever seen.

Are you a fukking hunchback?

Never seen a hunchback elf. I'll bet you're santa's reindeer stable boy, aren't ya? I watched all the christmas shows and all the toy making elves were spry little fellas.

smackaholic wrote:good god, you're the stupidest lookin' elf I've ever seen.

If I had brains I wouldn't be working in a fucking toy factory, now would I? Obviously you ain't the smart one in the bunch.

Are you a fukking hunchback?

You try working 18 hours a day in a fucking North Pole sweatshop and see if your back don't hurt. Hell, you're probably already slouched over because of the front porch you gotta carry 'round every day.

Never seen a hunchback elf. I'll bet you're santa's reindeer stable boy, aren't ya? I watched all the christmas shows and all the toy making elves were spry little fellas.

yeah. so?

RevLimiter wrote:I killed all of the reindeer

I'm feeling much better now.

I have more bullets.

Dancer wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:I killed all of the reindeer

I'm feeling much better now.

No you're not