Those Spears girls sure do keep it real, don't they?
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:22 pm
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Those Spears girls sure do keep it real, don't they?
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:02 pm
I heard about this on the way to work. The news release said that the father was her 19-year-old live-in boyfriend. She’s 16. In Wisconsin that’s statutory rape.
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:06 pm
Normal compared to who? The Jackson family?Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana — "so it can have a normal family life."
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:08 pm
The kind who signs her daughter to an agent at age 8.Jsc810 wrote:In Louisiana, it is also.
What kind of parent lets their 15 year old (when it started) daughter have a live-in boyfriend?
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:12 pm
My kind of parent.Jsc810 wrote: What kind of parent lets their 15 year old (when it started) daughter have a live-in boyfriend?
Sincerely,
Me, 40 years ago.
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:13 pm
You had a live-in boyfriend at 15?Goober McTuber wrote:My kind of parent.Jsc810 wrote: What kind of parent lets their 15 year old (when it started) daughter have a live-in boyfriend?
Sincerely,
Me, 40 years ago.
I guess that's not so surprising.
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:23 pm
Goober McTuber wrote:I heard about this on the way to work. The news release said that the father was her 19-year-old live-in boyfriend. She’s 16. In Wisconsin that’s statutory rape.
In Arkansas she was practically an old maid....
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:40 pm
She is definitely JAIL BAIT material!!
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:20 am
Wait a sec...she got knocked up by someone that ISN'T related to her? Isn't that illegal in the south?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:39 am
Jamie Lynn is just sticking up for her sister. What better way to do it than getting yourself knocked up.
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:43 am
You got it ALL wrong. Britney got preggers again and couldn't cope with the media anymore so sweet lil' Jamie Lynn offered to carry it for her big sis. The video of the transfer was on You Tube, but got pulled.
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:01 am
Lost of income sucks. Oh, no, no..!! My baby never went that far!Jsc810 wrote:For some reason, Lynne Spears' parenting book has been delayed indefinitely.
/sin/
Lynne Spears
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:12 am
I laughed.Mikey wrote:You had a live-in boyfriend at 15?Goober McTuber wrote:My kind of parent.Jsc810 wrote: What kind of parent lets their 15 year old (when it started) daughter have a live-in boyfriend?
Sincerely,
Me, 40 years ago.
I guess that's not so surprising.
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:31 am
That's not surprising either.Rack Fu wrote: I laughed.
Damn Mikey and Foo... how the fuck did Goobs little remark go right over both your heads?
Read it again, slowly this time.
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:34 am
Spears, who turned 16 on April 4 and says she is 12 weeks into her pregnancy, told the magazine she plans to raise her child in Louisiana, "so it can have a normal family life."
in Louisiana!!
Normal Life!!
in Louisiana!!
Normal Life!! Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:17 am
Rack Mikey.
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:48 am
The bun is in the oven :)
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:29 pm
War Wagon wrote:That's not surprising either.Rack Fu wrote: I laughed.
Damn Mikey and Foo... how the fuck did Goobs little remark go right over both your heads?
Read it again, slowly this time.
Done, and the conclusion is that gobler was a special kind of 'jail bait'
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:33 pm
She's probably gonna drop the chapter about it being cool to have 19 year old live in boyfriends.Jsc810 wrote:For some reason, Lynne Spears' parenting book has been delayed indefinitely.
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:55 pm
I'll be interesting to see who will be educated enough to read it first, the mother or the daughter.
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:01 am
And the dude who got her preggers is a pipe layer by trade. You can't make this stuff up!
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:16 am
I hate to do it, but I'm just gonna have to FUCKIN RACK! thatMikey wrote:You had a live-in boyfriend at 15?Goober McTuber wrote:My kind of parent.Jsc810 wrote: What kind of parent lets their 15 year old (when it started) daughter have a live-in boyfriend?
Sincerely,
Me, 40 years ago.
I guess that's not so surprising.
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:56 am
Is this a cross-promo stunt with the new movie "Juno"? I mean, it's a given that she'll have the kid, right? That's obviously the most important point in this weird farce. Abortion, though a thoroughly appropriate option in this case, is not even a consideration, apparently.
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:50 am
Lotta restraint shown by the usual suspects here to keep the Beav under wraps.
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:06 am
Sometimes you just gotta hold your nose and do what you know, deep down in your soul of souls, is right.Cuda wrote:I hate to do it, but I'm just gonna have to FUCKIN RACK! thatMikey wrote:You had a live-in boyfriend at 15?Goober McTuber wrote: My kind of parent.
Sincerely,
Me, 40 years ago.
I guess that's not so surprising.
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:20 am
So what you were saying is that I used to be a 15-year-old girl, but I've undergone a sex-change operation since then. That must be some kind of super subtle SoCal smack I'm just not yet familiar with.Mikey wrote:Sometimes you just gotta hold your nose and do what you know, deep down in your soul of souls, is right.Cuda wrote:I hate to do it, but I'm just gonna have to FUCKIN RACK! thatMikey wrote: You had a live-in boyfriend at 15?
I guess that's not so surprising.
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:25 pm
they never claimed you were a girl, silly. Just that you're a fag.
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:17 pm
I see you have a hard time following along, too. English your second language?smackaholic wrote:they never claimed you were a girl, silly. Just that you're a fag.
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:14 pm
Girls! Please! Stop fighting.
