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Board Bitch of the year nominations thread

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My Top Three:

1. KC ctrl PAUL. - This Uber tard stole other peoples takes and was caught doing it not once but several times, and went on to say he'd probably do it again. He's been pounded on more times than a porno chick in a group ass orgy. When it comes to posting he's a number two, but he's my number 1.

2. LTSTRN 2. - This tin foil hat wearing nutcase has taken the concept of government bashing and has beat on it like a down syndrome child on a toy drum: incessantly, and totally out of sync. He's a very close second to fat Paul.

3. AP. - AP gets the nod for number three for his panty pics. That has to be the biggest bonehead move ever, and bumped him up several places into slot #3.

Too bad last years board bitch - The faggot Chime boy - can't defend his crown.

Oh wait. No it's not. That's a good thing.
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I feel I owe Paul a slice of Pizza or twenty.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:I feel I owe Paul a slice of Pizza or twenty.
An appetizer seems kind of cheap on your part.
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mvscal wrote: I have to defend LTSTRN2. At least he puts a lot of manic energy into his brand of insanity.
Bag ladies put a lot of "manic energy" into pushing around shopping carts and wearing 11 winter coats in July.

It doesn't make them any more interesting.
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Post by RumpleForeskin »

I've read one LTSTRN2 post. That's all it takes.
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mv carries a torch for Frisco. I'll never figure that one out.
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mvscal wrote:In the tinfoil wearing, dick loving bitch category, I would nominate TVO. A geniune piece of ambulance chasing shit on two (very short) legs. Flacid, whimpering drivebys are the best he can muster. His forays into "physics" are a comical buzzsaw of total imbecilty. I could almost pity his clients, but they probably deserve him.
RACK it.

At some point in the past ... I think ... dude at least would have a take. Aside from this lame drive-by bullshit. Oh wait, I forgot. He's a "rich, powerful" attorney.
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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

mvscal wrote:
Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote: I have to defend LTSTRN2. At least he puts a lot of manic energy into his brand of insanity.
Bag ladies put a lot of "manic energy" into pushing around shopping carts and wearing 11 winter coats in July.

It doesn't make them any more interesting.
I didn't say he was interesting.
The guy barely gets a sniff, but there, by the grace of God, go you...little an enamoured 12 year old girl.
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VOTE FOR ME!!!!
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Post by Cuda »

Really, the discussion here is only about who gets 2nd Place behind Paula.

I give AP credit for making a strong run.

Same for Y2K

My vote goes to...


















R_t_S, in absentia.
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