merry fucking christmas, dickslaps

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:58 am

i am NOT buying presents or sitting around the fire or drinking hot cocoa and sharing in christmas jing along carols or any of that faggot SHIT. all i'm going to think about is the beautiful relationship between my tightening fists and ALL of your fat, ugly faces you goddamn SWINES

the motherfucking CREW is gearing up for a winter beatdown fest in my hometown of Macon, Georgia. we're going to hit up grocery store and hotel parking lots and beat RANDOM people into submission, and have them lying on the cold, hard asphalt. ANYBODY we decide to step to tonight will be motherfucking DEALT with

but my boys stevo and rollins are headed over to the D-Crib tonight to smoke some fatties and pound Corona Lights. we're gonna get into some old school shit. Mortal Combat on the sega genesis. and Rollins has got some bitches named Moniqua and Latonya lined up and ready to slurp our raging semis. you faggots know how we do this.

str8 ballin'

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:00 am

WAR the motherfucking CREW

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:22 am

How nice that KFC Paul has some fat, faggotty losers to look up to.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:43 am

DB, surely you back some weak ass SEC team, asshole.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:06 am

kinda looks like an ole miss nancyboy prep faggit, without the rich daddy.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:35 am

get BENT, dipwads. the only thing i root for is paralyzation to cover the spread against all you assheads. except on saturdays. then i root for the one and only:

motherfucking national champions, you BALLTICKLERS!

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:41 am

Listen up, dickheads. I've got two tickets to Paradise.
Pack your bags, you'll bleed tonight.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:41 am

Douchebag wrote: the motherfucking CREW is gearing up for a winter beatdown fest in my hometown of Macon, Georgia. ANYBODY we decide to step to tonight will be motherfucking DEALT with

Stevo · Post by **Stevo** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:29 am

That shit was off the hook last night. I was balls deep in Steiner's sister (god rest his soul).

It's time to focus on the beatdowns now.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:47 am

There was a reindeer had a bitch and Stevo was his name-O
S-T-E-V-O
S-T-E-V-O
S-T-E-V-O
And Stevo was his name-O

And in his bitch he put some dick
D-I-C-K, OH
D-I-C-K, OH
D-I-C-K, OH
And Stevo swallowed his load

Man Pooka shell all on his chin, and Stevo licks his Lips, Oh
L-I-P-S, Oh!
L-I-P-S, Oh!
L-I-P-S, Oh!
Stevo Loves Man Mayo!

Merry XXXmas

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:17 am

Stevo wrote:That shit was off the hook last night. I was balls deep in Steiner's sister (god rest his soul).

It's time to focus on the beatdowns now.

That was balls deep? pfffttt.

Barely got past my piss flaps.

sin

steiner's sister

T1B

merry fucking christmas, dickslaps

merry fucking christmas, dickslaps

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