On the first day of Christmas,
:paul: sent to me
An orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the second day of Christmas,
trevortime sent to RJ
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the third day of Christmas,
BCO sent to me
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
the Real Shrubber sent to me
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Y2K sent to me
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
DiT sent to me
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
zztop emailed me
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Blondie Babe sent to me
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
RumpleForeskin sent to me
Nine folds for finding,
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Kevnic showed to me
Ten reindeer gorings,
Nine folds for finding,
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
m2ool sent to me
Eleven worthless windchimes,
Ten reindeer gorings,
Nine folds for finding,
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
badfish sent to me
Twelve broken pornlinks,
Eleven worthless windchimes,
Ten reindeer gorings,
Nine folds for finding,
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
The Twelve Tards of Christmas
Moderator: Jesus H Christ
The Twelve Tards of Christmas
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
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Re: The Twelve Tards of Christmas
$$$PSUFAN wrote:On the ninth day of Christmas,
RumpleForeskin sent to me
Nine folds for finding,
T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
Re: The Twelve Tards of Christmas
It's obvious enough you're not one of the Reindeers, PUS
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
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Re: The Twelve Tards of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
TTB sent to me
a picture of a busted pine tree
On the second day of Christmas,
AP sent to me
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the third day of Christmas,
Paula sent to me
A #3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Foreskin sent to me
Four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Zyclone sent to me
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the sixth day of Christmas,
ucan't sent to me
six $75 polos
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the seventh day of Christmas,
JTR sent to me
seven awkward video blogs
six $75 polos
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Dinsdale sent to me
eight half empty MIrror Ponds
seven awkward video blogs
six $75 polos
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Bobby42 sent to me
nine worthless news links
eight half empty MIrror Ponds
seven awkward video blogs
six $75 polos
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Gunslinger sent to me
ten windshield death threats
nine worthless news links
eight half empty MIrror Ponds
seven awkward video blogs
six $75 polos
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Cuda promised Biggie
eleven cock strokes
ten windshield death threats
nine worthless news links
eight half empty MIrror Ponds
seven awkward video blogs
six $75 polos
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Whitey sent to me
a twelve hundred BTU AC
eleven cock strokes
ten windshield death threats
nine worthless news links
eight half empty MIrror Ponds
seven awkward video blogs
six $75 polos
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
TTB sent to me
a picture of a busted pine tree
On the second day of Christmas,
AP sent to me
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the third day of Christmas,
Paula sent to me
A #3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Foreskin sent to me
Four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Zyclone sent to me
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the sixth day of Christmas,
ucan't sent to me
six $75 polos
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the seventh day of Christmas,
JTR sent to me
seven awkward video blogs
six $75 polos
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Dinsdale sent to me
eight half empty MIrror Ponds
seven awkward video blogs
six $75 polos
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Bobby42 sent to me
nine worthless news links
eight half empty MIrror Ponds
seven awkward video blogs
six $75 polos
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Gunslinger sent to me
ten windshield death threats
nine worthless news links
eight half empty MIrror Ponds
seven awkward video blogs
six $75 polos
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Cuda promised Biggie
eleven cock strokes
ten windshield death threats
nine worthless news links
eight half empty MIrror Ponds
seven awkward video blogs
six $75 polos
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Whitey sent to me
a twelve hundred BTU AC
eleven cock strokes
ten windshield death threats
nine worthless news links
eight half empty MIrror Ponds
seven awkward video blogs
six $75 polos
five hunda dolla bills
four hundred pounds of Rumplewife
#3 from KFC
two Victoria Secret gift cards
and a picture of a busted pine tree
Re: The Twelve Tards of Christmas
^^^ could be a Reindeer
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
Re: The Twelve Tards of Christmas
CTRL-RACK!!!
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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Re: The Twelve Tards of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
Dinsdale gave to T1B
14 Posts all about he
On the second day of Christmas,
MVScal gave to T1B
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the third day of Christmas,
KC Paul sent to T1B
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Mikey gave to T1B
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Wolfman gave to T1B
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Poptart gave to T1B
6 Tards a runnin'
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Raiduh' James gave to T1B
7 tubes of Vidal Sassoon
6 Tards a runnin'
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Rumple gave to T1B
Jpegs of the flour and the wet spot underneath
7 tubes of Vidal Sassoon
6 Tards a runnin'
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the ninth day of Christmas,
War Wagon gave to T1B
9 Dead dogs escaping
Jpegs of the flour and the wet spot underneath
7 tubes of Vidal Sassoon
6 Tards a runnin'
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the tenth day of Christmas,
TVO gave to T1B
Ten more Tin foil hat Theories
9 Dead dogs escaping
Jpegs of the flour and the wet spot underneath
7 tubes of Vidal Sassoon
6 Tards a runnin'
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Hoontah gave to T1B
11 Doomsday database Entries
Ten more Tin foil hat Theories
9 Dead dogs escaping
Jpegs of the flour and the wet spot underneath
7 tubes of Vidal Sassoon
6 Tards a runnin'
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
JSC & Sam gave to T1B
12 Jizz shots over all things football SEC
11 Doomsday database Entries
Ten more Tin foil hat Theories
9 Dead dogs escaping
Jpegs of the flour and the wet spot underneath
7 tubes of Vidal Sassoon
6 Tards a runnin'
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
Dinsdale gave to T1B
14 Posts all about he
On the second day of Christmas,
MVScal gave to T1B
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the third day of Christmas,
KC Paul sent to T1B
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Mikey gave to T1B
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Wolfman gave to T1B
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Poptart gave to T1B
6 Tards a runnin'
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Raiduh' James gave to T1B
7 tubes of Vidal Sassoon
6 Tards a runnin'
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Rumple gave to T1B
Jpegs of the flour and the wet spot underneath
7 tubes of Vidal Sassoon
6 Tards a runnin'
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the ninth day of Christmas,
War Wagon gave to T1B
9 Dead dogs escaping
Jpegs of the flour and the wet spot underneath
7 tubes of Vidal Sassoon
6 Tards a runnin'
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the tenth day of Christmas,
TVO gave to T1B
Ten more Tin foil hat Theories
9 Dead dogs escaping
Jpegs of the flour and the wet spot underneath
7 tubes of Vidal Sassoon
6 Tards a runnin'
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Hoontah gave to T1B
11 Doomsday database Entries
Ten more Tin foil hat Theories
9 Dead dogs escaping
Jpegs of the flour and the wet spot underneath
7 tubes of Vidal Sassoon
6 Tards a runnin'
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
JSC & Sam gave to T1B
12 Jizz shots over all things football SEC
11 Doomsday database Entries
Ten more Tin foil hat Theories
9 Dead dogs escaping
Jpegs of the flour and the wet spot underneath
7 tubes of Vidal Sassoon
6 Tards a runnin'
5 Boring Lines
4 nude pics of Hill... ary
3, I know you are but what about me?
two votes for Ron Paul
and 14 posts all about he
Re: The Twelve Tards of Christmas
RACK the Christmas carolers!
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Re: The Twelve Tards of Christmas
Jerkovich wrote:
T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
Re: The Twelve Tards of Christmas
poptart wrote:RACK the Christmas carolers!
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.