T1B

Posted: **Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:14 am**

Allright, Christmas is over motherfuckers.

I don't care what you all received (i.e. "got," Paul & Cuda)

I don't care if you all had bad food, good relatives; or got fucked by bad relatives and had shits from good food.

Fuck You.

1. According to Y2K, T1B has a virus. Yeah, looks like it infected the entire construct of this board to the extent that it was ~ gasp ~ upgraded. OMG. The horrah!

2. DMike316: Dude, you are legend and yet ... This is what it has all come to.
Indeed.

Thanks! No, really. It's insightful. Especially the threads about Taco Bell and Wendy's. No really. Insightful.

3. Natural selection. Dio, pop, your thoughts?

Riddle me this, all (cue bco and a plethora of other tards): If Darwin's and Watson's ideas are pure shit, how come we have an economic system based upon it?

(Phibes, don't chime in on this one. Rozy or Twis will have that post deleted faster than he can fart).

4. Todd, why haven't you killed yourself yet?

5. (and by far, the least significant) LTS TRN 2. Time to Wakey Wakey. Get used to the political forum.

Discuss.

Posted: **Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:04 am**

RadioFan wrote:3. Natural selection. Dio, pop, your thoughts?

Riddle me this, all (cue bco and a plethora of other tards): If Darwin's and Watson's ideas are pure shit, how come we have an economic system based upon it?

I think it's evidence of you being drunk again.

Darwin's ideas were not pure shit.
He was right about a lot.

Originally man had no need to 'get over' on one another.
Man was created where he must live w/God, and by God's grace.
Only after he left God's Word and came into a cursed existence did he become very strange.

Darwinism, creationism ..... well ......

The Bible says that animals, like man, received the breath of life from God.
But man is unique among all creation in two ways.

- Man was created in God's image (a spiritual being - Genesis 1:27, John 4:24)
Man is the only spiritual being on earth.

- Man became a living soul (Genesis 2:7)
Nothing else on earth is a living soul.

Posted: **Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:30 pm**

RadioFan wrote:Allright, Christmas is over motherfuckers.

I don't care what you all received (i.e. "got," Paul & Cuda)

I got LZ mothership from my daughter and other crappy clothes type stuff. Thanks for not asking.

I don't care if you all had bad food, good relatives; or got fucked by bad relatives and had shits from good food.

Had reasonably good prime rib. Saw the usual inlaws, didn't fukk anybody. Took two shits.

Fuck You.

likewise

1. According to Y2K, T1B has a virus. Yeah, looks like it infected the entire construct of this board to the extent that it was ~ gasp ~ upgraded. OMG. The horrah!

this hole is in such need of traffic, we're happy to get a virus. As for the upgrade? Other than being wayyyy to gax looking and the line through html thingy not working, it sux no more than the old one

2. DMike316: Dude, you are legend and yet ... This is what it has all come to.
Indeed.

Thanks! No, really. It's insightful. Especially the threads about Taco Bell and Wendy's. No really. Insightful.

3. Natural selection. Dio, pop, your thoughts?

Riddle me this, all (cue bco and a plethora of other tards): If Darwin's and Watson's ideas are pure shit, how come we have an economic system based upon it?

because the skull and bones old white guys say so.

(Phibes, don't chime in on this one. Rozy or Twis will have that post deleted faster than he can fart).

4. Todd, why haven't you killed yourself yet?

he's waiting on another yankee ring so he can come in here and taunt RSN. i think/hope he will live to a biblical age.

5. (and by far, the least significant) LTS TRN 2. Time to Wakey Wakey. Get used to the political forum.

how 'bout get used to not logging in?

Discuss.

GFY

Posted: **Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:21 pm**

Sunny and 60 degrees for the high here in SoCal.

Discuss that before the next ice storm takes out your 'lectricity, RF.

:P

Posted: **Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:05 pm**

You live on a hillside, socal? If so, you don't need to be running weather smack from socal this time of year.

Posted: **Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:35 pm**

Nope, no hillside home. No mudslide or red-flag fire danger in my neighborhood. And last I checked Connecticutt wasn't close to Tulsa, OK. Of course, you're fat ass could've snowmobiled down the interstate to RF's for xmas.

Keep salting that driveway, tubby.

Posted: **Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:56 pm**

The Mother of all shit threads.

Posted: **Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:37 pm**

So says the Father of all shit threads.

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:19 am**

Not a bad start, fuckers.

pop wrote:Nothing else on earth is a living soul.

Tell that to my dreaming dogs and cats. Of course you might know this, if you didn't dine on domestic animals as part of your "calling."

smackaholic wrote:this hole is in such need of traffic, we're happy to get a virus. As for the upgrade? Other than being wayyyy to gax looking and the line through html thingy not working, it sux no more than the old one

The improvement around here will start ten-fold once you get rid of that hideous av.

Jesus Christ, how can you look at your own posts? For the love of God, man, make it stop.

socal wrote:Discuss that before the next ice storm takes out your 'lectricity, RF.

I've got a motorcycle you can ride, socal. It's called the UCLA express. Or was that the coaches around there, given how the direction of that program changes like a faggot bat in Texas coming out of a cave in search of warren?

Sirfindafold wrote:The Mother of all shit threads.

Coming from you, that's a HUGE compliment, given that your entire history on these boards has been one giant suck. Seriously.

Actually, come to think of it, that's a horrid insult to giant suck everywhere.

Just today, in fact, in downtown Tulsa, some homeless dude says to me, "Can you spare a dollar?" I say, "No, dude, I don't have any cash on me."

So then he says, "Have you seen sirfindasuck?" Seriously.

So I tell him, "No, but I did see Bushice, and he tried to make a joke."

Homeless dude: "Leave me alone!"

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:43 am**

RF, at this point UCLA would be better off just calling themselves San Diego State. By the time we name a coach, SDS will have snapped up all the prime C- recruits.

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:03 am**

RadioFan wrote: So I tell him, No, but I did see Bushice, and he tried to make a joke.

Why do you hate homeless people?

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:33 am**

socal wrote:RF, at this point UCLA would be better off just calling themselves San Diego State. By the time we name a coach, SDS will have snapped up all the prime C- recruits.

[tvo] White-flaggin already, socal? [/tvo]

Good point though. It is ucLabia.

Btw, where the hell are all of the "loyal" Boise State fucks? Oh, my bad. There's two of them.

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:16 pm**

Listening to the radio yesterday, I caught a story about a guy who started his own business picking up dog shit in affluent neighborhoods.

He named his company: SCOOPY DOO

epic.

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:32 pm**

mvscal wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
RadioFan wrote: So I tell him, No, but I did see Bushice, and he tried to make a joke.
Why do you hate homeless people?
Because they smell bad and shit on the sidewalk.

Sounds (& smells) like $$ for Scoopy Doo.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:37 am**

Sirfindafold wrote:Listening to the radio yesterday, I caught a story about a guy who started his own business picking up dog shit in affluent neighborhoods.

He named his company: SCOOPY DOO

epic.

Wow.

You actually made a contribution, sirgulpaload.

Good for you! I knew you had it in you.

Now, if you only had a take.

Baby steps.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:02 pm**

Hmmmm

DMoney posting amongst harmless tards vs. reading Bushice and Bri the ultimate threadkillers.

I'll take D every time.

Hell, you even have an Admin from here that posts MORE over there. Sorry, but this place has zero entertainment value. You want to read some long-winded, braindead arguments from a pile of ego-mongering gasbags? Welcome to T1B.

viewtopic.php?f=11&t=876 and viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1055 <<< The Glory Days (notice how few of the posters on those threads maintain a current posting presence here)

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=26383 <<< These Days

You morons have even neutered Dins...

Bait taken

Oh, and RACK 'Tart as usualm

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:29 pm**

Setting that aside for a second, when was the last time rozy made anyone chuckle - here, or on any board you might care to name? Was there ever such an inert gasbag shakily bouyed by the foot-pounds of past glories...that he held no role in? What, more, might be the fortunes of one asking that he actually participate? He hearkens to greatness, but merely darkens its door.

Suck it up, thumpy, and get your nose out of the air. Or alternatively, maybe cuda would want some help keeping hostboard afloat, right? Idle hands and all...

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:35 pm**

No shit.

MKRT was funny... at least I think I remember some fuunah.
Roz has not been funnah.

Self righteous indignation about not getting your dose of funnah without providing same is whacking off.

Go find another coat tail

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:36 pm**

rozy wrote:Hmmmm

DMoney posting amongst harmless tards vs. reading Bushice and Bri the ultimate threadkillers.

I'll take D every time.

Hell, you even have an Admin from here that posts MORE over there. Sorry, but this place has zero entertainment value. You want to read some long-winded, braindead arguments from a pile of ego-mongering gasbags? Welcome to T1B.

viewtopic.php?f=11&t=876 and viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1055 <<< The Glory Days (notice how few of the posters on those threads maintain a current posting presence here)

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=26383 <<< These Days

You morons have even neutered Dins...

Bait taken

Oh, and RACK 'Tart as usualm

Pretty fucking pathetic. You link two threads from the so called "Glory Days", and your total contribution to them consisted of "Rack" and "Archive"

The list of whiny motherfuckers with no fucking game at all who constantly bitch about messages boards sucking is longer than the list of messages boards ever made. Congrats on making the list, Rozy.

Nothing more worthless than a poster who bitches without contributing jack shit. Save us your dripping cunt crybaby act.

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:07 am**

rozy wrote:You morons have even neutered Dins...

Sounds like someone's trying to help Dins over the fence.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:00 am**

Anyone seen an Irie Lagos PET over there?

Pretty funny stuff.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:03 pm**

rozy wrote:viewtopic.php?f=11&t=876

An AOL chat log with pictures of kitchens and sidewalks? That's what you're harkening back to as the "glory days?"

Where the fuck is the SMACK, man?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:29 pm**

Amen brother!

Happy New year to all you freaks.

I don't how many years it's been since I dipped my toe into the Smack Chat cesspool, but I have, at times, truly enjoyed getting over occasionally, melting down often, and getting my ass handed over more times than I'd like to admit.

I wish every single one you below average, underachieving scalliwags success, happiness, and for some individuals some new found sobriety. It's really gone well for me this last year.

See you in the next set of 365's, Warren from South Texas or wherever the hell I end up after the Holliday.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:31 pm**

You're asking thumpy for smack? The dude who rolls with a K-Tel snake-handler band avatar?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:57 pm**

rozy wrote: You morons have even neutered Dins...

Link?

Last I checked, he's still his usual obnoxious and over the top self, just the way we like him.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:01 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
rozy wrote:viewtopic.php?f=11&t=876
An AOL chat log with pictures of kitchens and sidewalks? That's what you're harkening back to as the "glory days?"

Where the fuck is the SMACK, man?

I guess you haven't visited the trolls.net board lately? highlights include them designating January as "Bacon month", a thread about Hello Kitty, and a thread about a bowel movement shaped like italy.

Can't you see that all of the "Glory" has moved over there?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:04 pm**

Let's say .net is the Elysian Fields of smack board posting...you can bet thumpy is letting others do the posting, aside from offering whatever legend is at hand an occasional quick meatwash.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:10 pm**

They are soooooooooooooooooooo in your domes.

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:04 pm**

Mister Bushice wrote:I guess you haven't visited the trolls.net board lately? highlights include them designating January as "Bacon month", a thread about Hello Kitty, and a thread about a bowel movement shaped like italy.

Can't you see that all of the "Glory" has moved over there?

All you need to know about how glorious that board is can be found on gpete's top 10 thread. With the exception of mvscal deservedly taking top honors (but then again, look at the competition), there is no one who could crack the top 50 during the "true" glory days. Russ has moth and the cackgazer finishing in the top 20; this is as telling as anything regarding quality.

That's not to say this board is the interweb's answer to utopia; it sucks horse cock, too. But it's at least readable on occasion, which is more than can be said about that shithole. It's hard for me to even admit that I have three posts there. That place sucks more dick than Lisa Lampanelli at a Juneteenth orgy.

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:09 am**

rozy wrote:Bait taken

Unless you're wearing panties and prancing around taking photos, I'm throwing you back, bro. :wink:

rozy wrote:Oh, and RACK 'Tart as usualm

Psalm 14:4

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