Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
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Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Them silly muzzies practicing their religion of peace again.
Benazir Bhuto has apparenntly been seriously injured as one of her countrymen attempts to score his 72 virgins.
If she lives through this one and is still on the board, can I get her for '08?
Benazir Bhuto has apparenntly been seriously injured as one of her countrymen attempts to score his 72 virgins.
If she lives through this one and is still on the board, can I get her for '08?
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Foxnews now reporting that she is off the board for the 08 pool.
RIP, honey. Shoulda stayed in London.
RIP, honey. Shoulda stayed in London.
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Just saw that on Yahoo News. You knew the second she touched down some lunatic Paki would try to get his 72 virgins by blowing her ass up.
BTW: The guys who burned the Reichstag in 1933 think this guy's comments lack credibility.
BTW: The guys who burned the Reichstag in 1933 think this guy's comments lack credibility.
Yea, I'm sure the elimination of his biggest political rival really breaks his fucking heart.Musharraf blamed Islamic extremists for Bhutto's death and said he would redouble his efforts to fight them.
"This is the work of those terrorists with whom we are engaged in war," he said in a nationally televised speech. "I have been saying that the nation faces the greatest threats from these terrorists. ... We will not rest until we eliminate these terrorists and root them out
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Pakistan officials telling everyone to stay indoors. Shit, they're out in the streets rioting. You would never see this happening in the U.S.
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Nope, not at all.Bobby42 wrote:Pakistan officials telling everyone to stay indoors. Shit, they're out in the streets rioting. You would never see this happening in the U.S.

Idiot.
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I guess she had a martard complex. Holy fuck, this was coming a hundred miles a minute the second she decided to reenter Pakistan.
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Guess she never saw the "Bomb Me" Sign someone stuck to her back.
And blaming it on "A few deluded individuals" Riiight. Tonight there will be 100,000 "individuals" rioting in the streets.Them silly muzzies practicing their religion of peace again.
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and what's your excuse?mvscal wrote:I see you've had a second helping of stupid this morning.BSmack wrote:Yea, I'm sure the elimination of his biggest political rival really breaks his fucking heart.
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Give me one good reason why Musharraf would not be happy about this situation. He now has one enemy dead and a chance to pull a Bush and exploit others suffering for his political gain. How is this a negative for him?mvscal wrote:I see you've had a second helping of stupid this morning.BSmack wrote:Yea, I'm sure the elimination of his biggest political rival really breaks his fucking heart.
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It's a perfect excuse to crack down on dissidents. What's Chimpy going to do? Invade?mvscal wrote:How about 100,000 people rioting in the streets blaming him for it? Do you need additional reasons? The attack has weakened his political position not strengthened it.BSmack wrote:Give me one good reason why Musharraf would not be happy about this situation.

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No, just power hungry. It not as though she needed the money, considering she previously fucked off with her pockets full of the national treasure.PSUFAN wrote:I guess she had a martard complex. Holy fuck, this was coming a hundred miles a minute the second she decided to reenter Pakistan.
Adios, bitch.
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Wow...Chuckie D really hit for the cycle on this one.
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A mob hit from the rival "family".
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
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BSmack can't read sarcasm.
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Let me know when you learn to write sarcasm. No, better yet, I'll let YOU know.Bobby42 wrote:BSmack can't read sarcasm.
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Eye of the beholder. Sorry, you were supposed to tell me that.
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I behold a steaming pile of crap every time I read your posts.Bobby42 wrote:Eye of the beholder. Sorry, you were supposed to tell me that.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
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And yet you choose to read. That's not my fault.
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Not to go all mvscal on your junky ass, BitterSmack, but wouldja mind backing that gem up with a link-or-seven for the Great Unwashed? Oh, and please spare us the usual harrangue from the Kos, MoveOn, and Times... Credible sources would most certainly be appreciated.BSmack wrote:...and a chance to pull a Bush and exploit others suffering for his political gain.
TIA
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It would be FAR easier and less messy if Dubya simply pressed The Button after aiming at that shithole country. Hopefully Iraq taught him that lesson.BSmack wrote:It's a perfect excuse to crack down on dissidents. What's Chimpy going to do? Invade?mvscal wrote:How about 100,000 people rioting in the streets blaming him for it? Do you need additional reasons? The attack has weakened his political position not strengthened it.BSmack wrote:Give me one good reason why Musharraf would not be happy about this situation.
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The thing that's fucking pathetic now is hearing most all of the candidates of both parties trying to spin this into some reason why they should be elected.
From McCain claiming that Bhutto's death "shows the grave dangers that we face" to Obama's spokesman blaming it on Hillary's support for the Iraq war.
Give me a fucking break already.
Still waiting for Ron Paul to claim that it was a direct result of the income tax.
From McCain claiming that Bhutto's death "shows the grave dangers that we face" to Obama's spokesman blaming it on Hillary's support for the Iraq war.
Give me a fucking break already.
Still waiting for Ron Paul to claim that it was a direct result of the income tax.
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Sounds Like Benny offed herself accidentally.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071228/ts ... toministry
Allah: How'd you die?
Benny: Sun roof handle cracked my dome.
Allah: NO VIRGINS FOR YOU!!!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071228/ts ... toministry
Allah: How'd you die?
Benny: Sun roof handle cracked my dome.
Allah: NO VIRGINS FOR YOU!!!
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Actually it's the bomber with no joy.
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For an older woman, I think she's quite attractive. I bet when she was younger, wow. Her niece is pretty hot, IMHO.
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Benny was the kind of woman that is only improved by concealment.
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Yeah, check out picks of her in her 30s. Quite hittable. Hotties from that part of the world are some of my favorites.
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And the niece

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ruh roh, rorge. Benny comes back from the grave to bitchslap Musharraf:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071228/ap_ ... to_blitzer
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071228/ap_ ... to_blitzer
Bhutto sent Blitzer security e-mail
By DAVID BAUDER, AP Television Writer Fri Dec 28, 2:03 PM ET
NEW YORK - It was a story CNN's Wolf Blitzer hoped he'd never have to report — an e-mail sent to him through an intermediary by Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto complaining about her security. Conditions of use: only if she were killed.
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Bhutto, who was assassinated on Thursday, wrote to Blitzer that if anything happened to her, "I would hold (Pakistani President Pervez) Musharraf responsible."
Blitzer received the e-mail on Oct. 26 from Mark Siegel, a friend and longtime Washington spokesman for Bhutto. That was eight days after she narrowly escaped another attempt at her life.
Bhutto wrote to Blitzer that "I have been made to feel insecure by his (Musharraf's) minions," that specific improvements had not been made to her security arrangements, and that the Pakistani leader was responsible.
Blitzer agreed to the conditions before receiving the e-mail. He said Friday that he called Siegel shortly after seeing it to see if there was any way he could use it on CNN, but was told firmly it could only be used if she were killed. Siegel couldn't say why she had insisted on those conditions.
Blitzer reported on the e-mail late Thursday.
He noted that Bhutto had written a piece for CNN.com that mentioned her security concerns and that American politicians had tried to intervene on her behalf to make her feel safer.
"I didn't really think that it was a story we were missing out on," he said. "I don't think the viewers were done any disservice by my trying to hold on to this."
Blitzer was the only journalist sent such a message, Siegel said. He also sent the e-mail to U.S. Rep. Steve Israel, a New York Democrat.
Siegel said he did not believe Bhutto's opinions had changed since she wrote the e-mail. Her message specifically mentioned she had requested four police vehicles surrounding her vehicle when traveling; Siegel said it seemed evident from pictures taken at the assassination scene that the request wasn't fulfilled.
Bhutto did not necessarily believe that Musharraf wanted her dead, but felt many people around him did, he said.
Her husband contacted Siegel on Thursday to remind him about the e-mail message and to make sure it got out, he said.
Blitzer said he had no regrets about the way he handled the story. To report about it while she was still alive would have meant going back on his word, he said.
"I don't think there is a clear black-and-white in this situation," he said. "I did what I think was right."
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It'll work, I bet.
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Hopefully it'll spawn a better class of joke than the Mountbatten series:
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