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I Ain't That Fat

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:48 pm
by Mikey
If 277 "ain't that fat" then I guess I don't don't have that much to worry about after all...


La. men claim buffet eatery banned them
Thu Jan 3, 8:33 AM ET

A 265-pound man says a restaurant overcharged him for his trips to the buffet, then banned him and a relative because of how much they consumed during their visits.

Ricky Labit, a 6-foot-3 disabled offshore worker, said he had been a regular at the Manchuria Restaurant, eating there as often as three times a week. But on his most recent visit, he said a waitress gave him and his wife's cousin, Michael Borrelli, a bill for $46.40, roughly double the buffet price for two adults.

"She says, 'Y'all fat, and y'all eat too much,'" Labit said.

Labit and Borrelli said they felt discriminated against because of their size.

"I was stunned, that somebody would say something like that. I ain't that fat, I only weigh 277," Borrelli said.

Accountant Thomas Campo, who spoke for the restaurant because the owner's English is limited, said the men were charged an extra $10 each on Dec. 21 because they made a habit of dining exclusively on the more expensive seafood dishes, including crab legs and frog legs.

"We have a lot of big people there," Campo said. "We don't discriminate."

The argument over the bill grew heated, and police were called. The police report states that the disagreement was settled when the restaurant said the bill was a mistake and, to appease Labit, the meal was complimentary.

Labit said he insisted on paying but was told not to come back. He complained that when seafood on the buffet line runs out, the restaurant only grudgingly cooks more. Campo said the proprietress tries to reduce waste of quality food.

Re: I Ain't That Fat

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:51 pm
by BSmack
You go now! You eat too much!

Sin

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Re: I Ain't That Fat

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:53 pm
by Mikey
Aw come on now Hop Sing.

I ain't that fat.

sin,

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Re: I Ain't That Fat

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:56 pm
by BSmack
Mikey wrote:Aw come on now Hop Sing.

I ain't that fat.

sin,

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You die of heart attack before 50. You too fat Mr. Hoss.

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Re: I Ain't That Fat

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:00 pm
by Mikey
Little Brother....would you tell Hop Sing to stop callin' me fat?

It's makin' me hungry.

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Re: I Ain't That Fat

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:01 pm
by PSUFAN
Q: how did the chef know that the customers were eating too much?

sin, Bsmack

Re: I Ain't That Fat

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:27 pm
by smackaholic
wasn't this a louie anderson stand up bit?

"you eat like killer whale, you go now"

Re: I Ain't That Fat

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:16 pm
by Cuda
PSUFAN wrote:Q: how did the chef know that the customers were eating too much?

sin, Bsmack
The Ocean called; said they were running out of shrimp

Re: I Ain't That Fat

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:56 pm
by BSmack
Cuda wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Q: how did the chef know that the customers were eating too much?

sin, Bsmack
The Ocean called; said they were running out of shrimp
Then throw TVO back dammit!

Re: I Ain't That Fat

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:37 pm
by Bobby42
I ain't fat either. Good game, boys. Meet you at the buffet. And..somebody tell Tressel the sweater vest was my idea.

/sin/
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Re: I Ain't That Fat

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:34 pm
by Mister Bushice
I wonder what the over/under is on his heart saying "Fuck this. Peace. out."

And how the hell does the guy piss or wipe his ass? Look at those stubby little TVOarms. No way he can reach his own dick.

Re: I Ain't That Fat

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:17 pm
by Cueball
That's the job of the "get back" coach

Re: I Ain't That Fat

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:59 am
by Ana Ng
I bet he smells like Cheetos when he takes off his tent.

Fat people always smell like powdered dairy products.

Re: I Ain't That Fat

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:24 pm
by PSUFAN
I bet he smells like Cheetos when he takes off his tent.
bwaaahahaha.