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Buckeye love
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:05 pm
by Nolesy
over the years buckeye fan has been , for the most part, a backbone of this board. Along with OU fan they have been faithful in victory and defeat as well as stand up guys.With that said I am prepared to throw the full weight of the Nolesy karma behind the OSU tonight. Good luck fellers.
Note, I have nothing against LSU fan, meat grinders that they are.
added note, how 'bout my boy Chief kicking some pickem ass.
Re: Buckeye love
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:28 pm
by Bobby42
You're absolutely right. Let me further the point. All real Americans admire Buckeye Nation; what they bring to the game, the folklore, the tradition, and the culture of orgies. What school doesn’t have that culture…BYU?
The Buckeyes have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the nation. We also have the smartest tutors and beautiful cheerleaders who are team oriented.
Now tonight we will watch our Buckeyes as they do battle against the LSU Tigers. Half of that team suffers from Klinefelter's syndrome. Infact, LSU has the highest concentration in the country. The other half consists of mindless brutes that smell badly.
The Buckeye Nation had long heard their team is too slow, too small to hang in this game tonight. Many are remembering what happened last year and fear history may repeat itself. I tell you history won’t repeat ‘cause the Buckeyes have fire in the belly.
Against all odds we will prevail. 78% of the nation believes LSU will win. A computer simulation ran the match-up a thousand times with LSU winning 61% of ‘em. Folks doubt tOSU can simply advance the ball against them. Fuck all that.
Tonight, we will advance constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything except that crystal trophy. And, we’ll raise it high for all to see.
We are going to kick the living shit out the Tigers all of the time and then ask their mommies and daddies if we can do it again. We are going to go through them like crap through a goose.
There is one great thing that our Buckeye warriors will all be able to say after this game is over and they’ll thank god for it. Forty years from now when they’re sitting by the fireplace with their grandson and he asks: “Grandpa, how did you play in the great BCS Bowl in 2008?”
“Well, your Granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana and kicked Tiger ass.”
Re: Buckeye love
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:56 pm
by M Club
i'm sure that grandson will point out that osu would have been 33 point underdogs to usc.
Re: Buckeye love
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:59 pm
by PSUFAN
Go Buckeyes!
Re: Buckeye love
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:54 am
by Bobby42
M Club wrote:i'm sure that grandson will point out that osu would have been 33 point underdogs to usc.
Granddaddy would bounce the little shit off his knee.
Re: Buckeye love
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:22 am
by Adelpiero
anyone think these 2 teams aren't even best in country?
1. LSU lost 2 games to average teams. 1 of them at home to an unranked Arkansas team.
2. OSU lost at home in last few weeks of season to a unranked illinois team. Lets add that illinois was beating them by 14+ points for most of the game. Please with the illinois ranking now, they were pushed in rankings after the win, so they would represent the Big10 when it looked like OSU would be next in line if MU and WVU lost. The coaches pushed Illinois so they would be eligable for BCS spot.
last season OSU was clear #1 going into title game , this year, i think both are extremely overrated, and would lose to atleast 4-5 of the teams in the Top10. this year screams Playoff
Re: Buckeye love
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:30 am
by campinfool
Why does the OSU band wear those uniforms? I keep waiting for Tom Cruise to pull out an M16 and overtake the Bunker Hill Academy after a run in with the town locals.
Re: Buckeye love
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:39 am
by GreginPG
Adelpiero wrote:anyone think these 2 teams aren't even best in country?
1. LSU lost 2 games to average teams. 1 of them at home to an unranked Arkansas team.
2. OSU lost at home in last few weeks of season to a unranked illinois team. Lets add that illinois was beating them by 14+ points for most of the game. Please with the illinois ranking now, they were pushed in rankings after the win, so they would represent the Big10 when it looked like OSU would be next in line if MU and WVU lost. The coaches pushed Illinois so they would be eligable for BCS spot.
last season OSU was clear #1 going into title game , this year, i think both are extremely overrated, and would lose to atleast 4-5 of the teams in the Top10. this year screams Playoff
I agree with point #1. Not so sure about point #2 but I see you working. As far as your last point, this year can scream all it wants, you can scream all you want but my hell...we ain't getting a playoff any time soon. Enough already.
Now...go Buckeyes!
Re: Buckeye love
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:02 am
by Adelpiero
of the 2 teams, i think everyone who has more than 2 teeth is rooting for OSU.
we all get tired of the SEC meat grinder bullshit.