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How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:05 am
by Mister Bushice
And cue the appearance of rev Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton on all available News channels to express outrage and demand justice in 3,2,....
Golf Channel Anchor Kelly Tilghman Says Young Golfers Should 'Lynch Tiger Woods'
Posted Jan 8th 2008 2:01PM by Michael David Smith
Filed under: Golf, Breaking News
The woman you see in the photo here caddying for Arnold Palmer is Kelly Tilghman, a former college golfer at Duke who now is play-by-play announcer for The Golf Channel's PGA Tour broadcasts.
Tilghman made a shocking comment during Friday's telecast of the PGA Tour's opening event. She said -- on the air -- that today's young players should "lynch Tiger Woods in a back alley."
What was Tilghman thinking? Who knows. It's not entirely clear what point Tilghman was trying to make with what she apparently thought was a joke, but she may have been trying to say that the only chance today's young players will ever have of overtaking Woods as the No. 1 golfer in the world is to hurt him. Hilarious.
According to New York's Newsday, a spokesman for the Golf Channel said Tilghman apologized during Sunday's broadcast and has "reached out to Woods' representatives to express her regrets for the comments."
Apologizing and reaching out is better than nothing, but it's rather surprising that the apology took two days and that in the era of Don Imus, so little attention has been paid to this comment. It's hard to understand how a person who would use such a poor choice of words is in the broadcasting business.
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A pic of the white devil:
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Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:58 am
by smackaholic
Imus got run because there were actually a handful of people that listened to or even knew of him. This bitch is flying too low to even show up on the radar. But, things have been kinda slow as of late with the good revs, so maybe one of them will take it on, but, I doubt it.
One other thing. Lynching Tiger for being the best golfer on the planet is just plain stupid.
Lynching him for marrying a smoking hot white woman? That's another story.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:50 am
by BSmack
...it's rather surprising that the apology took two days and that in the era of Don Imus, so little attention has been paid to this comment.
It's the fucking GOLF CHANNEL. It's going to take Jesse and Al two days just to find the fucking channel on their dials.
Oh, was that racist?
It's pretty obvious to me that she intended the remark as a backhanded (albeit a very poorly worded) complement. Because beating Tiger up in a dark alley is about the only chance some of the young players out there are going to have to win a major during the next 10 years.
I suppose we'll just have see how much Arnold Palmer really likes Kelly Tilghman. God knows the Golf Channel folks never missed a chance to showcase her. My guess, she lays low for a while and resurfaces in a half year in a less visible role like a Seniors Tour or LPGA broadcast. Or maybe even just as the moderator of the 19th Hole.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:36 pm
by Rich Fader
That ain't right. If you're going to make racist remarks about Tiger, you should at least try to be funny.
Sincerely,
Fuzzy
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:04 pm
by smackaholic
Less visible? How the fukk do you get less visible than the golf channel? Chick could kill herself and jump in the hole and maybe she might be less visible.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:24 pm
by BSmack
smackaholic wrote:Less visible? How the fukk do you get less visible than the golf channel? Chick could kill herself and jump in the hole and maybe she might be less visible.
You don't get much less visible than the Golf Channel. In a perverse way, now that Tiger has responded, this might even help her career.
"This story is a non-issue," Steinberg said.
"Tiger and Kelly are friends and Tiger has a great deal of respect for Kelly. Regardless of the choice of words used we know unequivocally that there was no ill-intent in her comments.
"This story is a non-issue in our eyes. Case closed."
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At least she's been publicly recognized as one of the few friends Tiger has in the media. That's got to count for something. Now how about checking out the cover of the 2008 Valeria Ochoa calender.
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Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:34 pm
by Cuda
Mister Bushice wrote:
![Image](http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/sports.aol.com/fanhouse/media/2008/01/1kelly-tilghman-golf-425mh0108.jpg)
What could she possibly know about golf? I mean it's obvious she's not a golfer; she's got no rack to get in the way of her swing
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:38 pm
by bbqjones
^^^i dont smoke weed, but i used to fingerbang alot of dopey blondes^^^
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:43 pm
by Jerkovich
Cuda wrote:Mister Bushice wrote:
![Image](http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/sports.aol.com/fanhouse/media/2008/01/1kelly-tilghman-golf-425mh0108.jpg)
What could she possibly know about golf? I mean it's obvious she's not a golfer; she's got no rack to get in the way of her swing
Just what I always though, Cuda is a simpering little pussy that can't google research out of a wet paper bag.
Stupid fuck.
From 1992-96, Tilghman played professional golf in Australia, Europe and Asia, and also served as a teaching and touring pro. Tilghman grew up in North Myrtle Beach, S.C., where her family owned and operated a golf course for 22 years. She earned a scholarship to play on Duke University’s women’s golf team, where she won the 1990 Lady Paladin Invitational hosted by Furman University and graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in Political Science and History.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:48 pm
by BSmack
Jerkovich wrote:Just what I always though, Cuda is a simpering little pussy that can't google research out of a wet paper bag.
Stupid fuck.
And here I though Cuda was ripping on Ben Wright.
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Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:52 pm
by Invictus
Not true Reggie Jackson.
A lynching requires only that a mob of people execute someone without due process. A mob of say, 20 people can most certainly fit in a back alley. All they would need then is to put said Cablinasian on your wife's back, give her a swat on the hind quarters to startle her, and when she runs, person is hung. Or, they could just shoot him. Or, put tar on him and set him ablaze.
I think I've proven my point.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:59 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
BSmack wrote:Jerkovich wrote:Just what I always though, Cuda is a simpering little pussy that can't google research out of a wet paper bag.
Stupid fuck.
And here I though Cuda was ripping on Ben Wright.
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B,
You're a fucking spoiler, Cuda would have knocked this one out of the park. Sure its just kevdork, but still, you gotta give the guy his shot.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:04 pm
by OCmike
BSmack wrote:
My guess, she lays low for a while and resurfaces in a half year in a less visible role like a Seniors Tour or LPGA broadcast. Or maybe even just as the moderator of the 19th Hole.
Hell, if Marv Albert can sexually assault a chick, bite her, wear women's underwear and make a comeback, anyone can. Ditto Pat O'Brien.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:09 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Invictus wrote:Or, put tar on him and set him ablaze.
Tar Baby...
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Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:10 pm
by Mister Bushice
OCmike wrote:BSmack wrote:
My guess, she lays low for a while and resurfaces in a half year in a less visible role like a Seniors Tour or LPGA broadcast. Or maybe even just as the moderator of the 19th Hole.
Hell, if Marv Albert can sexually assault a chick, bite her, wear women's underwear and make a comeback, anyone can. Ditto Pat O'Brien.
And more Radio/TV host gaffe categorically appropriate, they've let Imus back on the air, although he had to debase himself before every black person in America first.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:13 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
The Golf Channel is way out there, man. I bet that doob in her left hand is a hybrid ... of bluegrass... Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and northern California sensimilla.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:13 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Mister Bushice wrote:And more Radio/TV host gaffe categorically appropriate, they've let Imus back on the air, although he had to debase himself before every black person in America first.
Cho's timing was just a little off from Imus becoming a non-story
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:15 pm
by Jerkovich
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:BSmack wrote:Jerkovich wrote:Just what I always though, Cuda is a simpering little pussy that can't google research out of a wet paper bag.
Stupid fuck.
And here I though Cuda was ripping on Ben Wright.
![Rolling Eyes :meds:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
B,
You're a fucking spoiler, Cuda would have knocked this one out of the park. Sure its just kevdork, but still, you gotta give the guy his shot.
I just updated my spreadsheets to include the Jew is a hater. :P
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:19 pm
by Goober McTuber
Jerkovich wrote:I just updated my spreadsheets to include the Jew is a hater. :P
I certainly didn’t have to update mine for the fact that Kevnic is a moron.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:20 pm
by OCmike
RumpleForeskin wrote:Invictus wrote:Or, put tar on him and set him ablaze.
Tar Baby...
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RACK!
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:21 pm
by Dinsdale
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and northern California sensimilla.
Best thing about it, you can play 18 on it, then take it home and get stoned to the buhjesus belt.
Cannonball, cannonball coming...
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:24 pm
by Jerkovich
Goober McTuber wrote:Jerkovich wrote:I just updated my spreadsheets to include the Jew is a hater. :P
I certainly didn’t have to update mine for the fact that Kevnic is a moron.
Don't make me pull the 'smarmy' card again, dipshit.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:24 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Dinsdale wrote:you can play 18 on it
Doesn't he say "36 holes"?
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:26 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Jerkovich wrote:
I just updated my spreadsheets to include the Jew is a hater. :P
I'll give myself a gold star for making the list.
WTF is this?
You may embed only 3 quotes within each other.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:27 pm
by Dinsdale
RumpleForeskin wrote:Doesn't he say "36 holes"?
Who?
I just made that up -- the course down the street uses just such a hybrid.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:30 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Dinsdale wrote:RumpleForeskin wrote:Doesn't he say "36 holes"?
Who?
The guy that plays 1st base.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:30 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Dinsdale wrote:I just made that up
Uhh, sure. It must suck being a victim of your own shtick
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:43 pm
by Dinsdale
RumpleForeskin wrote:It must suck being a victim of your own shtick
Is this something you really need to speculate about, Mr. My Wife Is Fat?
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:46 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Dinsdale wrote:Is this something you really need to speculate about
I'm bored.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:00 pm
by Goober McTuber
Jerkovich wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:Jerkovich wrote:I just updated my spreadsheets to include the Jew is a hater. :P
I certainly didn’t have to update mine for the fact that Kevnic is a moron.
Don't make me pull the 'smarmy' card again, dipshit.
Oooh, scary.
Kevnic got bukakeed by the reindeer
Hanging out at T1B last year
He can say it never really happened
Till you see it dripping from his ear.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:10 pm
by bbqjones
Dinsdale wrote:
Is this something you really need to speculate about, Mr. My Wife Is Fat?
well yes, yes indeed. there is nothing wrong with having a fat wife. ive had one for over five years. (married for 6.5)
those with fat hogs should not be banned or outlawed from having conversation about anything that is and always will be. you see, i love my fat hog of a wife, but we've decided to go separate ways. but i will tell you that her big fat titties save our marriage for at least two more years. if dude has kids, i would suggest milking (haha) that for as long as possible. i have big ups for rumple for having a fat hog of a wife. big ganks for posting her pic. but when my divorce is final, im posting before and afte rpicis and i hope you all masturbate to the m. . btw0-her lawyer reads all of this.
bwahygahah
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:51 pm
by Jerkovich
gobbling tubesteak wrote:Kevnic got bukakeed by the reindeer
Hanging out at T1B last year
He can say it never really happened
Till you see it dripping from his ear.
Still hanging on to your reinqueer fantasy, are ya?
I think that got blown out of proportion by our panty raiding AP, if memory serves me correct.
I really didn't take too much notice, but I was amused by the juvenile glee that arrived from the most despot retards on the boards. It proved to me that most of the folks here are a bunch of simple minded fucktards. Noted is the fact that only the simpletons fall back on reinqueer smack when they run out of material.
Oh BTW, I think that was a couple of years ago, retard.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:01 pm
by Dinsdale
Jerkovich wrote:I really didn't take too much notice
Oh... is that the "new defense"?
I assume this defense is predicated on the idea that you think everyone has forgotten the account of actually calling another poster on the freaking telephone to whine about getting plungered by the Reindeer.
So I'll ask you again -- Is this the defense you're really going to go with?
Personally, I'm hoping it is.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:09 pm
by PSUFAN
Move over, Ann Coulter. There's a new stick with a white raisin face in town...
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:56 am
by Mister Bushice
Sharpton wins. I'm a little disappointed in Jesse. Looks like Rev JJ may have lost a step. I know he's been in training, re-reading uncle Toms cabin, and watching parts of Oh Brother where art thou and the View, but to get beat to the punch by Sharpton is going to hurt his chances of being HNIC this year. Sharpton even managed to work the race card AND Murder into his rhetoric, and he wants the golf Channel held accountable. Nice work, Al.
To recover from this Jesse might have to hold a press conference and demand that the Golf Channel be forced to sponsor an "All Black Golfers day" at Augusta National, and hang Kelly Tilghman from the Eisenhower Tree on 17. It's his only chance to keep pace.
Anchor suspended 2 weeks for "lynch" comment
By DOUG FERGUSON, AP Golf Writer
January 9, 2008
HONOLULU (AP) -- Golf Channel suspended anchor Kelly Tilghman for two weeks on Wednesday for saying last week that young players who wanted to challenge Tiger Woods should "lynch him in a back alley."
Tilghman was laughing during the exchange Friday with analyst Nick Faldo at the Mercedes-Benz Championship, and Woods' agent at IMG said he didn't think there was any ill intent.
But the comments became prevalent on news shows Wednesday, and the Rev. Al Sharpton joined the fray by demanding she be fired immediately. Golf Channel didn't know who would replace Tilghman in the booth this week at the Sony Open or next week at the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic.
"There is simply no place on our network for offensive language like this," Golf Channel said in a statement.
Tilghman became golf's first female anchor last year when the PGA Tour signed a 15-year deal in which Golf Channel broadcasts the first three events of the year, weekday coverage of all tour events, and full coverage of the Fall Series and opposite-field events.
The suspension ends in time for the Buick Invitational on Jan. 24, when Woods will make his 2008 debut.
Faldo and Tilghman were discussing young players who could challenge the world's No. 1 player toward the end of Friday's broadcast at Kapalua when Faldo suggested that "to take Tiger on, maybe they should just gang up for a while."
"Lynch him in a back alley," Tilghman replied.
"While we believe that Kelly's choice of words was inadvertent and that she did not intend them in an offensive manner, the words were hurtful and grossly inappropriate," Golf Channel said in its statement. "Consequently, we have decided to suspend Kelly for two weeks, effective immediately."
Woods and Tilghman have known each other 12 years. She was picked to host a club demonstration with Woods in south Florida when he talked about new products from Nike Golf.
Tilghman was helped when Mark Steinberg, Woods' agent at IMG, said it was a non-issue and considered the matter "case closed."
"Tiger and Kelly are friends, and Tiger has a great deal of respect for Kelly," Steinberg said Tuesday night in a statement released by Golf Channel. "Regardless of the choice of words used, we know unequivocally that there was no ill-intent in her comments."
Tilghman had said in a previous statement she apologized directly to Woods, and the immediate support from Woods' camp was critical.
After Woods won the 1997 Masters at age 21 to become its youngest champion, Fuzzy Zoeller referred to him as "that little boy," and suggested that Woods not serve fried chicken or collard greens, "or whatever the hell they serve," at the Champions Dinner.
Tiger Woods watches his drive at the Target World Challenge golf tournament at Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks, Calif., on Dec. 12, 2007. Golf Channel suspended anchor Kelly Tilghman for two weeks on Wednesday for saying last week that young players who wanted to challenge Woods should 'lynch him in a back alley.'
Woods, who had a different management team in his first full season, did not respond for three days to Zoeller's apology, and it took Zoeller years to recover from the fallout.
Tilghman's comment made the rounds Wednesday on TV shows such as CNN's Headline News, and it was prominently discussed on blogs and message boards on the Internet. It also was a topic on the practice range at the Sony Open.
"I'm sure Kelly wishes she never said that," Jim Furyk said. "I haven't spoken with Tiger, but I've been told that they've had their talk and they've discussed it. Anything I say is kind of just like pouring salt in the wound at this point. Obviously, she would love to not have said that and for it not to be news. I'm glad that her and Tiger spoke."
Fred Funk only heard about the comment Wednesday morning.
"There was no ill intent at all," he said. "I think it was just a slip, and they said that Tiger has already forgiven her. I think when you're in the TV tower for that many hours, you're going to wish you didn't say some things probably, and that was one thing that slipped out. I think you've got to give them a little grace.
"Her integrity, how Kelly is respected out here, is pretty good. I think Tiger really likes Kelly, so that helped squash it. Because Tiger could have run off with that if he took it the wrong way. But he didn't, so that was good."
Before her suspension was announced, Sharpton spoke earlier on CNN's "Prime News" and continued to push for her firing, saying he wanted to meet with Golf Channel because the comments were "an insult to all blacks."
"Lynching is not murder in general, it's not assault in general," Sharpton said. "It's a specific racial term that this women should be held accountable for. What she said is racist. Whether she's a racist ... is immaterial. She's a broadcaster. The channel has to be accountable to the public."
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Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:06 pm
by Jerkovich
Dinsdale wrote:Jerkovich wrote:I really didn't take too much notice
Oh... is that the "new defense"?
I assume this defense is predicated on the idea that you think everyone has forgotten the account of actually calling another poster on the freaking telephone to whine about getting plungered by the Reindeer.
So I'll ask you again -- Is this the defense you're really going to go with?
Personally, I'm hoping it is.
Try "no defense" and stick to analyzing the proper use of square head screws , ya blathering idiot.
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:45 pm
by Goober McTuber
Jerkovich wrote:I really didn't take too much notice, but I was amused by the juvenile glee that arrived from the most despot retards on the boards.
Merriam-Webster wrote:Main Entry: des·pot
1 a: a Byzantine emperor or prince b: a bishop or patriarch of the Eastern Orthodox Church c: an Italian hereditary prince or military leader during the Renaissance
2 a: a ruler with absolute power and authority b: a person exercising power tyrannically.
Tyrannical retards? Is that you were aiming for here?
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:04 pm
by BSmack
Mister Bushice wrote:Sharpton wins. I'm a little disappointed in Jesse. Looks like Rev JJ may have lost a step. I know he's been in training, re-reading uncle Toms cabin, and watching parts of Oh Brother where art thou and the View, but to get beat to the punch by Sharpton is going to hurt his chances of being HNIC this year. Sharpton even managed to work the race card AND Murder into his rhetoric, and he wants the golf Channel held accountable. Nice work, Al.
To recover from this Jesse might have to hold a press conference and demand that the Golf Channel be forced to sponsor an "All Black Golfers day" at Augusta National, and hang Kelly Tilghman from the Eisenhower Tree on 17. It's his only chance to keep pace.
Jesse's the smart one. He knows that taking a run at Arnold Palmer will not play out well for him. Tilghman got her two week slap on the wrist and Tiger has already said this is a non story. What's Sharpton going to do next? Tell Tiger Woods how offended he should be?
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:58 pm
by PSUFAN
Let this thread be a lesson to ALL who would call Kevnic a dork...he will call you a HATER and a DESPOT in reply.
:quake
Re: How to lose your job without really trying hard
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:07 pm
by Mikey
BSmack wrote:
Jesse's the smart one. He knows that taking a run at Arnold Palmer will not play out well for him. Tilghman got her two week slap on the wrist and Tiger has already said this is a non story. What's Sharpton going to do next? Tell Tiger Woods how offended he should be?
I'm thinking Sharpton might suggest that Tiger smear shit on himself and claim that he was mugged by Tilghman and a mob of angry white PGA non-qualifiers.