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Some jackoff filed a claim against the US Army Corps of Engineers for $3,014,170,389,176,410 dollars. Never mind that is 231 times last years US GDP, somebody wants to get PAID.

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BSmack wrote:quadrillion

Pray for him.

Maybe that lawyer can help these guys ...

The corpse in the chair was a dead giveaway
Pair wheels dead man to store to cash his Social Security check, police say

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22565251/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You just can't put a price tag on a tub full of Heineken.

What was it Uncle Ruckus said in that ep of the Boondocks?

"You mvscals want a Katrina welfare check for $300,000 when you wasn't making but $3 an hour before the hurricane."

BTW -- I'd love to see an itemized breakdown of exactly how the 3 pervillion in damages came to be.

1 -- used television, $129

1 -- Semi-inhabitable trailer, $8,529

2 -- Used hound dogs @ $50, $100

1 -- Case Heinekin, $345,000,000

1 -- Dale Earnhardt Commemorative Belt Buckle, Priceless

Dinsdale wrote: 1 -- Dale Earnhardt Commemorative Belt Buckle, Priceless

No way. Anyone with one of those bad boys was most certainly wearing it at the time, and couldn't possibly lose it.

I don't have one of those, btw. Shit!

War Wagon wrote:

Dinsdale wrote: No way. Anyone with one of those bad boys was most certainly wearing it at the time, and couldn't possibly lose it.

Gotta agree with Whitey here. That item is equivalent to Adam West's utility belt. You just can't survive without it.

88 wrote:Damn. I thought maybe they finally found Perfidius and Quadreevion.

Actually they found Pantaloon and Queefreek. They were so misused by the man that all they had was Heiney Lite.

P.S. could Heineken actually get any lighter?

PSUFAN wrote:P.S. could Heineken actually get any skunkier?

FTFY

mvscal wrote:

BSmack wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:P.S. could Heineken actually get any skunkier?

FTFY

That would be due to improper storage and handling by their distributers.

Well, then heineken better get a whole new distribution network, because I have yet to taste one that wasn't skunky. Ofcourse, I never try the stuff unless I'm somewhere where one is handed to me.

I'll drink it, but, I'll never spend my own money to do so. I can get skunky beer way cheaper.

smackaholic wrote:

mvscal wrote:That would be due to improper storage and handling by their distributers.

Well, then heineken better get a whole new distribution network, because I have yet to taste one that wasn't skunky. Of course, I never try the stuff unless I'm somewhere where one is handed to me.

I'll drink it, but, I'll never spend my own money to do so. I can get skunky beer way cheaper.

I can testify to the same results here in Rochester. Heineken is some of the rankest tasting beer out there. It makes Budweiser look like top shelf beer by comparison.

My cousin's words to me the other night when I called him to ask where he was so we could get a poker game started:

"Doin' ninety, drinkin' a Heinie."

Priceless

mvscal wrote:skunked beer has been damaged by exposure to light.

That, or less-than-sanitary bottling conditions. Considering AB runs the Heiny- US export show, don't rule out that possibility either.


I wonder how long it will take some of these companies to realize that brown bottles allow considerably less UV through than green bottles. Of course, it's possible that the bottlers of Miller High Life understand this concept, and believe skunking their shit with clear bottles actually makes for improved flavor in that monument to ass.