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The last time I checked...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:03 pm
by ChargerMike
...the Bolts had won 7 in a row....Chargertard sucks..Dins
The Bolts had won 11 of 13 after a 1-3 start...Weakass AFC opponents..Dins
The Bolts ended up with the # 1 offense and the # 2 defense in the NFL...Bullshit easy schedule..Dins
read it and weap

The Bolts moving on to the second round... Ha, weakass Tennessee dregs..Dins
Chargertard blows...

BTW..Raiduh James bailed out mid-season...
Kudos to Poptart and Bsmack for consistent and solid takes all year.
I nominate Pops as the runaway winner as "NFL poster of the year".
I nominate Dinsdale as uncontested winner of "anklebiter of the year".

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:11 pm
by Dinsdale
So, let's see if I have this right...


SD has the "#1 offense in the NFL"... based on 1 playoff game?


OK, give me several minutes to stop. Fucking. Laughing. My. Balls. Off. to respond again, OK?


Although if I were in your shoes, I'd just delete the thread and apologize.

That's what I'd do, anyway.

But unlike you, ChargertardMike, when I make a mistake, I don't go off on 20-post tangents to try and spin my way out of posting something MONUFUCKINGMENTALLY STUPID only to eject in the embarrassment that is inevitably going to come from... whatever went wrong with your fucking brain.



This reallyreallyreally isn't going to end well for you... you've been warned.

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:13 pm
by Dinsdale
I'm giving you a chance here, moron... this can all be forgotten. While you're mulling your decision, bear in mind that the first response was a Chagerfan calling you a "dumbass" and getting the pile-on ball rolling... what does that tell you?


Just admit you made a MAJOR fucking mistake, and move on.

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:16 pm
by Dinsdale
ChargerMike wrote: I nominate Dinsdale as uncontested winner of "anklebiter of the year".

That makes sense -- coming from a complete fucking retard.


Uhm... you just posted a thread with the sole intent of using false "stats" to make fun of me.


Who is the "anklebiter" again? Just because you went to the KFCPaul School of Intellect, it doesn't make you smart.


Fucking priceless. Inserting multiple plungers into your own cock-garage at the same time is definitely an advanced board-bitch technique.

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:16 pm
by Dinsdale
Just admit you made a mistake, and move on... OK?

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:42 pm
by RevLimiter
ChargerMike wrote:I nominate Dinsdale as uncontested winner of "anklebiter of the year".
Bullshit- I'm a WAAY better ankle-biter than that douschebag is.

Sin,
Goobs
Dinsdale wrote:Who is the "anklebiter" again? Just because you went to the KFCPaul School of Intellect, it doesn't make you smart.
Seriously Densehole, if the high-heel fits then fucking WEAR it already. Embrace your inner ankle-biter.

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:43 pm
by ChargerMike
..no I'd rather try and spin my way out ala guess who?

uh how's this..
We are in the post season, are we not?
I'm talkin playoffs, so I listed playoff stats.
What happened in the regular season means squat.
Season stats won't matter come Sunday!


..ah hell no, I can't do it....my good friend from SoCal nailed me! continue the pile-on.

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:37 pm
by Mikey
You could always use the head injury defense...

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:55 pm
by ChargerMike
Mikey wrote:You could always use the head injury defense...

..damn, I'm really loosing it. That would have been perfect Mikey. Actually....you may be on to something.

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Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:57 pm
by Goober McTuber
RevLimiter wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:I nominate Dinsdale as uncontested winner of "anklebiter of the year".
Bullshit- I'm a WAAY better ankle-biter than that douschebag is.

Sin,
Goobs
Dinsdale wrote:Who is the "anklebiter" again? Just because you went to the KFCPaul School of Intellect, it doesn't make you smart.
Seriously Densehole, if the high-heel fits then fucking WEAR it already. Embrace your inner ankle-biter.
Anybody who takes a shot at you is an ankle-biter. Yeah, we get it. You FAT fucking RETARD.

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:58 pm
by Neely8
Good lord dude!!! OK......CM is excused!

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:00 pm
by RevLimiter
Goober McTuber wrote:Anybody who takes a shot at you is an ankle-biter. Yeah, we get it. You FAT fucking RETARD.
When all else fails, ALWAYS revert to calling somebody fat. AWESOME smack repertoire you possess there, Goobs. :meds:

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:04 pm
by Goober McTuber
RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Anybody who takes a shot at you is an ankle-biter. Yeah, we get it. You FAT fucking RETARD.
When all else fails, ALWAYS revert to calling somebody fat. AWESOME smack repertoire you possess there, Goobs. :meds:
And of course your repetitive use of the term "ankle-biter" is a shining example of your AWESOME smack repertoire. Stupid fucking tard.

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:52 am
by RevLimiter
Goober McTuber wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Anybody who takes a shot at you is an ankle-biter. Yeah, we get it. You FAT fucking RETARD.
When all else fails, ALWAYS revert to calling somebody fat. AWESOME smack repertoire you possess there, Goobs. :meds:
And of course your repetitive use of the term "ankle-biter" is a shining example of your AWESOME smack repertoire. Stupid fucking tard.
WRONG again- my repetitive use of the term "ankle-biter" is a shining example of WHAT THE FUCK YOU REALLY ARE. Stupid fucking tard.

P.S.- Nice usage of IKYABWAI there, Sport. :meds:

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:58 am
by ChargerMike
...let's get back on topic here..talk about kicking ones own ass, what happened to the pile-on? Did my mangled neck take the heat off or was it my year of birth? Anyway, thanks for the slack fella's, but I'd rather see more smack.

Go Bolts

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:05 am
by Dinsdale
ChargerMike wrote:Did my mangled neck take the heat off or was it my year of birth?

You're 65?

At this point, there isn't any smacking I can do to you that I can't accomplish more easily by sandbagging and letting the Grim Reaper do it for me.

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:21 am
by ChargerMike
Dinsdale wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:Did my mangled neck take the heat off or was it my year of birth?

You're 65?

At this point, there isn't any smacking I can do to you that I can't accomplish more easily by sandbagging and letting the Grim Reaper do it for me.

..that's the same thing I said to Luther not so long ago, and now he's gone! :shock:

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:42 am
by RevLimiter
ChargerMike wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:Did my mangled neck take the heat off or was it my year of birth?

You're 65?

At this point, there isn't any smacking I can do to you that I can't accomplish more easily by sandbagging and letting the Grim Reaper do it for me.

..that's the same thing I said to Luther not so long ago, and now he's gone! :shock:
Is Luther really dead?

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:46 am
by ChargerMike
"Is Luther really dead?"


...nope, sorry if I alarmed you Paul. He's alive and kickin...I talked to him a couple of weeks ago and he's trolling travel boards mostly. He said he got tired of Annie, Otis, and the bs....

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:52 am
by poptart
Domo arigato, Mr. Charg'tardo,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Charg'tardo,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or Chargertard
With parts made in Cedars Sinai, unlike Luther, I will die hard

I've got the stats I've been hiding to claim 'bode
My team will win, they are so classy, Dinsdale's tauntings will soon erode
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a retard without a helmet-no shit, I saw the tree
I've come to help you with the playoffs, so with me agree
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just like Evel whose bike went out of control
Went out of control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

Image

I am the modren man, who hides behind this board
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Charg'tardo, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. charg'tardo, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Charg'tardo, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Charg'tardo
For posting takes that are an abortion
And thank you very much, Mr. Charg'tardo
For helping me to laugh just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much myopia
Drill bits to save our lives. Drill bits dehumanize.

The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm TRAVIS! TRAVIS! TRAVIS! TRAVIS! TRAVIS!

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:36 am
by RevLimiter
ChargerMike wrote:"Is Luther really dead?"


...nope, sorry if I alarmed you Paul. He's alive and kickin...
That's cool Mike....Luther is a good guy.
I talked to him a couple of weeks ago and he's trolling travel boards mostly. He said he got tired of Annie, Otis, and the bs....
I can certainly see where he's coming from there. :meds:

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:12 am
by War Wagon
Oh my gawd, there aren't enough RACKS to offer poptart. That had to be your best effort ever, Mr. Fisher.

You're not getting older, you're getting better. The boredom level in S. Korea must be suffocating. Get a job, damnit.

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:37 am
by ChargerMike
War Wagon wrote:Oh my gawd, there aren't enough RACKS to offer poptart. That had to be your best effort ever, Mr. Fisher.

You're not getting older, you're getting better. The boredom level in S. Korea must be suffocating. Get a job, damnit.
..ditto that..an all-timer Pops

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:52 am
by PSUFAN
He said he got tired of Annie, Otis, and the bs....
That Luther has his good points, but damn is he confused...

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:50 pm
by Dog
ChargerMike wrote:"Is Luther really dead?"


...nope, sorry if I alarmed you Paul. He's alive and kickin...I talked to him a couple of weeks ago and he's trolling travel boards mostly. He said he got tired of Annie, Otis, and the bs....
He specifically mentioned LTS LRT2 or whatever the fuckin acronym the dude uses. Couldn't stand the poli-ranting.

Re: The last time I checked...

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:28 am
by Qbert
HOLY Leaflets poppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RACK!