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Papa Willie wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Danimal is a long-time member of the CFB Forum, and a very solid poster to boot. What the hell have YOU ever contributed to this forum, you stupid fatbody?

Are you going to be trying to suck my cock throughout this entire forum, or are you going to let people fight their own battles? I know you're bitter because you get the FUCK kicked out of you everytime you are dumb enough to show up at .net, but you need to chill out, Little Mama. :D

Just remember, Mgooo - I don't start ANYTHING, but I'll rub your fucking nose in the dirt if you start shit with me. You know how that show goes. Dumbanimal probably didn't know and received what he dished out accordingly. Does he need you to help him?

Is this the part where you run back to the admins and mods and say "We've got to ban him again because my Jehovial's Witness Vulva is getting scairt"?

Of course Danimal doesn't "need my help." What I'm trying to point out to your lard bucket-licking ass is that your "I'm shutyomouth! Respect ME!" routine won't fly in the CFB forum. Why? Because many of those folks have never posted on any forum besides that one. So not only do they not know who the hell you are, they just don't give a fuck who the hell you are. Believe it or not, your "legacy" of attention whoring, getting banned, shitting-up threads with senseless spam, and posting blown-up shots of hairy browneyes isn't nearly as impressive as you might think.

Get over your fucking multi-year hate of me, bro.

Still going with this, huh?

I can't speak for everybody else but I don't smack because I hate. I smack because it's fun, you goddamn greasy oaf. Why is that so lost on you?

Smack has long been dead - people like you need to understand that.

You've got it all wrong. Smack is dead only to those who've never been able to run it. Some posters have no ability to create, or to continue to create on their own. You're a pretty shining example of this, what with your incessant cries of "You're a hater! You're a hater!" That, along with your senseless strings of trying-way-too-hard, over-the-top vulgarities is your ENTIRE act. Always has been, always will be. You can't evolve. You're stuck. You're stuck only with what you know, and what you know was never rousing to begin with. And that is PRECISELY why smack is dead to somebody like you.

But there's good news for the name of smack. And that is the simple fact that not everybody else is as creatively inept as you, and those like you. Just because the only thing you can smack is the bottom of an empty ketchup bottle, doesn't mean that smack is dead to everybody else.

The vast majority of those who claim that smack is dead are those who've hauled away from this place - vaginas tattered - after brutal beatdowns and pile-ons. In other words, those who can - DO. Those who can't - well, they tuck their junk between their legs and leave in feeble and bitter displays.

Sweet retort to a call-out.

Ya know, I'm still in awe that people actually believe they can become message board legends.
Like there's nothing more prestigious in life than being recognized by some anonymous dude in front of a computer that goes by the username of "Goober McTuber". (Sorry Goobs, just used the first fucked up name that came to mind).

Oh nos, not the dreaded "hate" response.



Back to "ignore" for you.

Dog wrote:Ya know, I'm still in awe that people actually believe they can become message board legends.
Like there's nothing more prestigious in life than being recognized by some anonymous dude in front of a computer that goes by the username of "Goober McTuber".

AWESOME new sig....thanks Dog!

mvscal - with both hands, be a good sport and lift up your boy's front butt so he can locate his manhood. Maybe then we can do this.

Papa Willie wrote:Thanks for winning me that bet. :D

And a hearty FU to you for making me lose a bet.

3 days..you're still here and not banned?

Damn you 'Spray... I was counting on you and all...

Maybe we needs to invite Al over...

Why all the hate? Can't everybody just get along?

Who's that chalk headed spook in your av? Oh wait. Wrong board.

Papa Willie wrote: I'm a new peace-lovin' dude.

Then why waste your time here?

I've seen this episode before. Only a matter of time before someone gets under your skin and you melt the fuck down.

And that's a pity.

RevLimiter wrote:

Dog wrote:Ya know, I'm still in awe that people actually believe they can become message board legends.
Like there's nothing more prestigious in life than being recognized by some anonymous dude in front of a computer that goes by the username of "Goober McTuber".

AWESOME new sig....thanks Dog!

Once again, you just don't get it.

And rack Mgo for absolutely pegging Tardspray.

Goober McTuber wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:

Dog wrote:Ya know, I'm still in awe that people actually believe they can become message board legends.
Like there's nothing more prestigious in life than being recognized by some anonymous dude in front of a computer that goes by the username of "Goober McTuber".

AWESOME new sig....thanks Dog!

Once again, you just don't get it.

Continue to keep telling yourself that, you fucking stupid cocksucker.

And rack Mgo for absolutely pegging Tardspray.

Magoo and Goobs....

RevLimiter wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

RevLimiter wrote: AWESOME new sig....thanks Dog!

Once again, you just don't get it.

Continue to keep telling yourself that, you fucking stupid cocksucker.

Actually I was telling you that, you FAT fucking RETARD.

Papa Willie wrote:
If it were me ranting like a fucking out-of-control mudpuppy like Mgo did, I would be melting. Right?

No, you're the one who always accuses others of "melting". Mgo just happened to hit the nail on the head regarding your MO. Realy nice effort, though.

BTW, brilliant detective work, Sherlock.

WTF happened with the graphics here? Personally, I think they're kinda ghey.
Nice red X in the top left corner. :P

Not smack, more like a nick name.

Mister Bushice wrote:Not smack, more like a nick name.

Only in your pre-pubescent mind.

Damn, 'spray I didn't read that ghey "I'm Back" announcement until just now, otherwise I would have already kicked your fat ass all the way back to Macongos.

It's good to have somebody break in here and stir the pot oncet in a while. How long will it last this time?

Mikey wrote:It's good to have somebody break in here and stir the pot oncet in a while. How long will it last this time?

He can stir the pot all he wants… I checked the stove and I see he's cooking same shit stew he's been serving up for years.


If you "smack" me, then you're melting
If you respond to me, you're a hater
I thought we were cool, y'all
I'd still have a beer with you
:smilies ad nauseam:
just waiting for the dash of [img]scat[/img] pic… and then the inevitable, "Soup's on, boys… come and get it"
Banned

Without scrolling completely through all those threads, I'd say we're about between #2 and #3 right now?

Hell, I'm trying to get the smoke smell back in. It'd be an improvement over my normal delicate fragrance.

We didn't burn up, but some of our friends did.

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:
Actually I was telling you that, you FAT fucking RETARD.

Wow. How long did you have to search your "book of smack" for that? You'd better tighten up your "smack" mister!

It wasn't smack. I told KFC Paul that he just didn't get it. He said, "keep telling yourself that." I was simply pointing out to him that I wasn't telling myself, I was telling him. Paul obviously can't carry on a conversation without detailed written instructions.

What is it with you morbidly obese fucks? Does each increase in your cholesterol cause a corresponding decrease in your IQ?