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Jax vs. NE, In-Game

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Rack the Jags, so far.

They've managed to answer, after being down, and should be within a touchdown at halftime, at most ...
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Tied at 14, 2nd half under way ...
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Tom Brady clearly came to play tonight...NO incomplete passes yet???? :shock:

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jax' 3 man rush is not gonna cut it. Yeah, it means you are quadruple teaming Moss, but, Brady has enough time to fix himself a sammich before dumping it off to welker for 12 yards. Brady is the absolute master of the west coast O and he will beat the fags to death with it if they keep up with the no rush D.
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You can pass and spread the ball around all you want...

But the New England defense is proving tonight that they are REALLY easy to move the ball on. Up and down the field. J Ville will probably win this. Pats play D like a bunch of pussies.
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Nice yob, faguar WR. Catch the fukking ball, then worry about getting your head taken off.

The fags can't give away TDs, because Brady sure as hell ain't gonna.

That dropped ball might cost them the game.
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BTW, that colored boy plays QB, well, kinda like a white dude. A pretty good white dude at that.

Rack him.
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Bad call on roughing Brady. Dude was obviously pulling up. Nice dive on Brady's part. Dude could give lessons to sahkah player.
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note to mr Faguar D coordinator....


BLITZ YOU FUKKING IODIOT!!!
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Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:You can pass and spread the ball around all you want...

But the New England defense is proving tonight that they are REALLY easy to move the ball on. Up and down the field. J Ville will probably win this. Pats play D like a bunch of pussies.
Yeah, so fukking what. The pats will put it in the endzone, every fukking time since the fag D is equally pussified. You can not give Brady a fukking week to throw the ball, especially when you have 3 guys rushing and 8 guys covering moss. My math says that somebody else is gonna catch it every fukking time.

My bad, not quite every time. I think tom has had 2 incompletes.
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dear mr announcer, I know they pay you mad $$$$$$ to run your piehole, but, if you are gonna just spout shit, STFU. That dude dropped the ball, plain and simple. The defender did a nice job sticking a hand in his face, but, still. Randy Moss catches that fukking ball. Faguar dude didn't.

Stick a fork in faguar.
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7 point game. It's Jacksonville's to lose. Sheer domination on the ground and passing. The Pats have no answer thus far for Garrard.
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Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:7 point game. It's Jacksonville's to lose. Sheer domination on the ground and passing. The Pats have no answer thus far for Garrard.
Shut.

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Agree. The Jaqs "bend not break" defense is killing them. They have to take some chances in the 4th qtr.

Wha...!!! A 28th yard completion by the Pats. Damn.
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31-20 Pats with 6:40 left.

This game is fucking OVER.
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JChrist is now with 4:42. Damn fine clock mgt.
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Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:7 point game. It's Jacksonville's to lose. Sheer domination on the ground and passing. The Pats have no answer thus far for Garrard.
Actuallly, they do. His name is Brady, maybe you've heard of him
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Pat's Rodney Harrison seals it with the INT. Goodnight everybody.

Fuck NE. Please somebody step up and beat them.
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Looks like rodney gets to be the hero after 2 really fukking stupid PFs.

Why is brady not throwing? A first down or 2 would be nice.
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How 'bout stallworth making milli vanilli his bitch? nice hustle.

I think it's official now.

Rack the hell outta Garard.....till the last 5 minutes.
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yeah, he looks black enough facewise, but, dude's arms look pastier than Brady's.
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17 down, 2 to go.
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Great job, Seer.

No, really. Your contribution here, as always, is pretty insightful -- to the legitimate extent that pop is in leather chaps and has Britney Spears cranked up and yelling, "spank me!!"

P.S. Seer? -- Pete Carroll is going to stay on, at USC, and buttfuck your team in the mouth, for many seasons to come.

Btw, Rack NE. I was hoping Jax could get it done, but they couldn't stop NE, not even once, outside of a FG, instead of a TD. Did NE's punter even work on Saturday night?

Indy should crush SD, but regardless of who wins that game on Sunday (and aside from me wanting Jim Nance to die a quick death, hopefully in a jail cell), I'd love to see the winner beat NE.
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Yawn...Brady is damn near perfect and doesn't turnover the ball and on the other side, Jacksonville gets outrushed pretty much 2:1. Not a good combination for a team trying to beat the excellence of execution.
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If the colts/bolts can have a respectable pass rush without getting killed deep, they could very well beat the patsies. Trouble is, by my math, that would require about 19 1/2 dudes on defense.

I didn't see much of the first half. Did Brady look to moss even once last night? Prolly couldn't see him as he was surrounded by his fag db posse. Boy, those guys sure did shut him down. :lol: :lol:

If ever someone should get game mvp without touching the ball once,this is a good case for it. Put randy in single/occasional double coverage and all of a sudden Brady might actual have to move in the pocket step or two.
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what a fukking maroon this guy is.

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The supporting cast -- even with Moss held in check by a superb coverage package conjured up by Jags' defensive coordinator Mike Smith, with cornerback Brian Williams shadowing the New England star and the secondary mixing two-high safety looks with nickel and dime alignments -- wasn't bad, either.
Superb coverage package? Yeah, OK. Rack you mr DC genius, you shutdown Moss. Don't worry about the fact that this "superb coverage was 2 for 28. And one of those definitely should have been caught, the other could have.

Yup, your fukking pass coverage was essential ohh fer 28. Good yob.

That "2 high safety looks with nickel and dime alignments" thingy? Help me out here, I ain't a defensive genius and don't know what that means, but, my best guess is triple/quadruple coverage on Moss. Would that be about right? Cause if it had anything to do with covering welker and the other dudes, well, it was pretty much the suck.
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