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Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:22 pm
by Goober McTuber
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-- Ernie Holmes, who won two Super Bowls as an anchor of Pittsburgh's famed "Steel Curtain" defense in the 1970s, died in a car crash. He was 59.
Holmes was driving alone Thursday night when his car left the road and rolled several times near Lumberton, about 80 miles from Houston, a Texas Department of Public Safety dispatcher said Friday.
He was not wearing a seat belt and was ejected from the car, and pronounced dead at the scene, the department said.
Why does anybody not wear a seatbelt?
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:34 pm
by BSmack
Goober McTuber wrote:Why does anybody not wear a seatbelt?
Damned if I know. But unrack the fuck out of Holmes for not wearing his.
I know this much, he ate his way out of the NFL. Maybe he ate his way out of a properly fitting seatbelt?
Paul, perhaps you can shed some perspective on this for you personal experience?
Oh, and how the HELL can someone this big even fit through a vehicle's window. Shit, he looks like he could even survive mating with Rumplewife.
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:03 pm
by Headhunter
220, 221. Whatever it took.
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:00 pm
by Mikey
It's a shame.
He could have been an outstanding Buck-Buck player.
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:04 pm
by RevLimiter
BSmack wrote:Shit, he looks like he could even survive mating with Rumplewife.
There's not a bed made that's tough enough to hold up to THAT action.
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:05 pm
by Goober McTuber
RevLimiter wrote:BSmack wrote:Shit, he looks like he could even survive mating with Rumplewife.
There's not a bed made that's tough enough to hold up to THAT action.
People in glass houses, tubby.
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:06 pm
by RevLimiter
Goober McTuber wrote:Why does anybody not wear a seatbelt?
Some people choose NOT to. Isn't living in a free country GREAT or what?
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:07 pm
by RevLimiter
Goober McTuber wrote:RevLimiter wrote:BSmack wrote:Shit, he looks like he could even survive mating with Rumplewife.
There's not a bed made that's tough enough to hold up to THAT action.
People in glass houses, tubby.
SHOCKING reply there, Goobs....like you didn't have that locked and loaded since this morning.
Go fuck yourself, dickhead.
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:08 pm
by BSmack
RevLimiter wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:Why does anybody not wear a seatbelt?
Some people choose NOT to. Isn't living in a free country GREAT or what?
Hey, I'm all for letting people not wear their seat belts.
Just remember, I'm also free to laugh at your mangled carcass post accident.
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:10 pm
by RevLimiter
BSmack wrote:RevLimiter wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:Why does anybody not wear a seatbelt?
Some people choose NOT to. Isn't living in a free country GREAT or what?
Hey, I'm all for letting people not wear their seat belts.
Just remember, I'm also free to laugh at your mangled carcass post accident.
Hey, I DO wear them....I was just pointing out a fact, that's all.
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:10 pm
by Goober McTuber
RevLimiter wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:RevLimiter wrote:
There's not a bed made that's tough enough to hold up to THAT action.
People in glass houses, tubby.
SHOCKING reply there, Goobs....like you didn't have that locked and loaded since this morning.
Uh, no. I would not have expected anyone with your known weight issues to crack on somebody else for being fat. I’d have never guessed that anyone was that fucking stupid, not even the FfR known as KFC Paul.
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:18 pm
by BSmack
RevLimiter wrote:Hey, I DO wear them....
That's too bad.
Lemme guess, you have one of those extenders?
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:20 pm
by RevLimiter
Goober McTuber wrote:
You GO, Ankle-Biting Goobs!
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:21 pm
by Dinsdale
RevLimiter wrote:Some people choose NOT to. Isn't living in a free country GREAT or what?
Sin,
Seat Belt Laws
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:23 pm
by Goober McTuber
RevLimiter wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:Why does anybody not wear a seatbelt?
Some people choose NOT to. Isn't living in a free country GREAT or what?
Some people around these parts choose to pay $10 any time they’re caught not wearing them. I believe it’s referred to as a “stupidity tax”.
Of course, Paul, if you ever got hit with the appropriate stupidity tax, the dollar amount would dwarf the U.S GNP.
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:26 pm
by BSmack
I would just like to take the time to thank Ernie "Fats" Holmes for precipitating yet another KFC Paul pile on.
R.I.P. Fats
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:29 pm
by Dinsdale
Goober McTuber wrote:
Some people around these parts choose to pay $10 any time they’re caught not wearing them.
Ten bucks?
Around here, it's purt-near $100. Or you can spend slightly less than purt-near $100 on a class showing gory pics of corpses.
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:08 pm
by RevLimiter
Dinsdale wrote:RevLimiter wrote:Some people choose NOT to. Isn't living in a free country GREAT or what?
Sin,
Seat Belt Laws
Again, I wear MY seat belts but I do believe that if you don't want to wear one then you shouldn't have to. Seat belt laws are fucking STUPID and yet another way for the government to further pin us under their mighty thumb....but that's a topic for another time and forum.
Goober McTuber wrote:Some people around these parts choose to pay $10 any time they’re caught not wearing them. I believe it’s referred to as a “stupidity tax”.
Of course, Paul, if you ever got hit with the appropriate stupidity tax, the dollar amount would dwarf the U.S GNP.
Arf arf, Goobs.
BSmack wrote:I would just like to take the time to thank Ernie "Fats" Holmes for precipitating yet another KFC Paul ankle-biting session.
FTFY
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:12 pm
by ChargerMike
...dude had to be pushing four bills, how he blew outta the car I'll never know! kinda like the camel passing through the eye of the needle?
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:35 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Headhunter wrote:220, 221. Whatever it took.
J4ck: You wanna beer?
Ron: It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
J4ck: Scotch?
Re: Former Steeler Darwinized
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:43 pm
by BSmack
ChargerMike wrote:...dude had to be pushing four bills, how he blew outta the car I'll never know! kinda like the camel passing through the eye of the needle?
By the looks of the pic it didn't look like four bills pushed back at all.