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The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ...
do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?



If clockwise, then you use more of the right side
of the brain and vice versa.

Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise
though you can try to focus and change the direction;
see if you can do it.


LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking


Anti-clockwise for me.
I use more left brain.

.... and hand, you fuckin' jerkoff.

All I see are bouncy spinning tits.

Guess I'm dick brained after all. :)

Edit: I can make it appear to spin either way, but I don't know how to control it. Mostly it's CC.

Left turning. The shadow should have told the tards that.

Clockwise for the refrains, counter-clockwise for the verses.

Mister Bushice wrote:All I see are bouncy spinning tits.

Guess I'm dick brained after all. :)

Edit: I can make it appear to spin either way, but I don't know how to control it. Mostly it's CC.

Let me ask you something since you have an uninformed opinion on almost every thread you kill.

Why did you "feel" the "need" to make two edits from your primary post?

poptart wrote:Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise

This book provides a theory as to why that is. Very interesting read. I'd like to get a review of it from a Christer like you, 'tart, assuming your head doesn't explode first.

Clockwise, but I can make it go counter clockwise.

Dinstale wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:All I see are bouncy spinning tits.

Guess I'm dick brained after all. :)

Edit: I can make it appear to spin either way, but I don't know how to control it. Mostly it's CC.

Let me ask you something since you have an uninformed opinion on almost every thread you kill.

Why did you "feel" the "need" to make two edits from your primary post?

To give you some minutia to obsess over, and then bitch about. Why else? That magnifying glass you keep next to your monitor ain't gonna dust itself.

Since you've had so little grammar and spelling to correct this past week, you should be grateful there's something meaningless and trifling for you to do here.

Mister Bushice wrote: Since you've had so little grammar and spelling to correct this past week, you should be grateful there's something meaningless and trifling for you to do here.

Uhm... Bushice... uhm...


It's a troll.

And since you're slow, I'll help you out -- I generally only drop spelling/grammar smack if a person butchers some spelling or grammar in a post in which they brag about their intelligence or education... tell me you knew?


BTW -- I can make that thing change its rotational direction at will. Because I'm epic like that.

88 wrote:At first, I saw the image rotating clockwise (i.e., from the front to the left). But I glanced away for a second and when I looked back at it, I saw the image roatating counter-clockwise (i.e., from the front to the right). Freaky.

I can also see both..

Here's a way to do it:

If you see spinning one direction ..... scroll down so only the bottom half of the dancer body visible, then watch the leg and you'll get the direction change

Dinsdale wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote: Since you've had so little grammar and spelling to correct this past week, you should be grateful there's something meaningless and trifling for you to do here.

Uhm... Bushice... uhm...


It's a troll.

And yet, a perfect replica of your posting style and content.

And since you're slow, I'll help you out -- I generally only drop spelling/grammar smack if a person butchers some spelling or grammar in a post in which they brag about their intelligence or education... tell me you knew?

I generally don't give a rat shit about other posters spelling or grammar unless it is indecipherable or amusing, and I find the threads that you assassinate with your tedious clifford clavinesque sixth grade level english class keyboard diarrhea the worst reads on this board.

BTW -- I can make that thing change its rotational direction at will. Because I'm epic like that.

Goody for you. Ask teacher for a gold star so your mommy will give you an extra pudding tonight.

You self consumed retard.

KC Scott wrote:

88 wrote:At first, I saw the image rotating clockwise (i.e., from the front to the left). But I glanced away for a second and when I looked back at it, I saw the image roatating counter-clockwise (i.e., from the front to the right). Freaky.

I can also see both..

Here's a way to do it:

If you see spinning one direction ..... scroll down so only the bottom half of the dancer body visible, then watch the leg and you'll get the direction change

Had the same thing happen. I guess that means I am dominant in both sides of my brain, or in other words, Stephen-fucking-Hawking. Um, minus the drool, wheelchair and shitting myself part...

OCmike wrote:Had the same thing happen. I guess that means I am dominant in both sides of my brain, or in other words, Stephen-fucking-Hawking. Um, minus the drool, wheelchair and shitting myself part...

Uhm... Bushice...


Do you feel foolish calling out my posts in a thread where people are resetting my jokes (without giving me credit, of course)?


You should.

she's spinning CW and has nice nips.

smackaholic wrote:she's spinning CW and has nice nips.

In

That's pretty cool. She is spinning clockwise for me. I tried to watch and make her go the other way but it wouldn't change. I showed my wife and it's spinning the other direction for her. Interesting. Sort of how she likes baked potatoes and I like french fries.

Nice new board set up also. Good job.

Dan, yer OL goes both ways, just trust me on that.

As for the lower half of the body thingy, it's all in the shadow. If you look at just the shadow, she's definitely spinning CCW. Slowly scroll up and you can keep her going that way.

No matter what, though, them nips are shweet.

88 wrote:At first, I saw the image rotating clockwise (i.e., from the front to the left). But I glanced away for a second and when I looked back at it, I saw the image roatating counter-clockwise (i.e., from the front to the right). Freaky.

Same here. That's a fucking trip.

I think it would make a nice avatar for Dinsdale.

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:I think it would make a nice avatar for Dinsdale.

All he'd do is stare at the shadow. Tard.

Did you used to be funny at one point?

She appears to be going clockwise to me. That is, she is turning toward me on my right side and then away from me from on my left.


This is a printable test to take yourself and give to your friends. Print out this page first. Get a blank sheet of lined paper or cut and paste to an excel worksheet (it's easier). Every time you read a description or characteristic that applies to you, write down its number on the blank sheet of paper. There is no certain number of characteristics you must choose. After you are done, click here to view the key. Next to every number on your paper, write whether it was a L or an R. Count up the number of L's and R's. Whichever number is higher represents your dominance. If the numbers are close, that means you use both sides of your brain equally.

1. I constantly look at a clock or wear a watch
2. I keep a journal or diary of my thoughts
3. I believe there is a either right and wrong way to do everything
4. I find it hard to follow directions precisely
5. The expression "Life is just a bowl of cherries" makes no sense to me
6. I frequently change my plans and find that sticking to a schedule is boring
7. I think it's easier to draw a map than tell someone how to get somewhere
8. To find a lost item, I try to picture it in my head where I last saw it
9. I frequently let my emotions guide me
10. I learn math with ease
11. I'd read the directions before assembling something
12. People tell me I am always late getting places
13. People have told me that I'm psychic
14. I need to set goals for myself to keep me on track
15. When somebody asks me a question, I turn my head to the left
16. If I have a tough decision to make, I write down the pros and the cons
17. I'd probably make a good detective
18. I learn music with ease
19. To solve a problem, I think of similar problems I have solved in the past
20. I use a lot of gestures
21. If someone asks me a question, I turn my head to the right
22. I believe there are two ways to look at almost everything
23. I have the ability to tell if people are lying or guilty of something, just by looking at them
24. I keep a "to do" list
25. I am able to thoroughly explain my opinions in words
26. In a debate, I am objective and look at he facts before forming an opinion
27. I've considered becoming a poet, a politician, an architect, or a dancer
28. I always lose track of time
29. When trying to remember a name I forgot, I'd recite the alphabet until I remembered it
30. I like to draw
31. When I'm confused, I usually go with my gut instinct
32. I have considered becoming a lawyer, journalist, or doctor


*******
Key

1. L
2. L
3. L
4. R
5. L
6. R
7. R
8. L
9. R
10. L
11. L
12. R
13. R
14. L
15. R
16. L
17. L
18. R
19. R
20. R
21. L
22. R
23. R
24. L
25. L
26. L
27. R
28. R
29. L
30. R
31. R
32. L


*****
8 Lefts and 7 Rights for me...

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Many of you have seen this before but try it any way.

Look at the chart below and say the color of the word - not the word itself.

The right side of the brain tries to say the color while the left side tries to say the word.

9L, 3R. Then again, I knew before I took the test that I'm left-brain dominant.

Dinsdale wrote:

OCmike wrote:Had the same thing happen. I guess that means I am dominant in both sides of my brain, or in other words, Stephen-fucking-Hawking. Um, minus the drool, wheelchair and shitting myself part...

Uhm... Bushice...


Do you feel foolish calling out my posts in a thread where people are resetting my jokes (without giving me credit, of course)?


You should.

This post consolidates your legendary status as a sniveling crybaby.

If anyone deserves credit for anything, how about the fact that this thread is a glass cock from .net?

http://thetrolls.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.p ... ht=brained" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Bennish wrote:This post consolidates your legendary status as a sniveling crybaby.

Ohhhkay.

If anyone deserves credit for anything, how about the fact that this thread is a glass cock from .net?

And probably about 10,000 other messageboards on the world wide web.

Did you have a point?


And the joke I was referring to has been displayed in HH's sig for... I dunno, a whole bunch of months, and certainly has nothing to do with some dumbass spinning graphic.


Go away.