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Who are the three most famous black women?





Oprah, Aunt Jemima, Mother Fucker

Proud father, showing off to his drug dealer how his little boy is learning to speak:
"Say your word boy, say your word..."

Little boy: "Mother..."

Drug dealer: "Well he know half a word."

TROTS this shit.

Trust me Goobs I would have, but for some reason we (I don't know if other mods have this problem, but I do) can't move topics to TROTS. Maybe an admin can fix it.

It has something to do with not being able to post in that forum.

God and god want this thread to kept alive.

Jesus H. Christ wrote:God and god want this thread to kept alive.

Good enough for me ... is it OK with God and god if we hijack it?

Jesus H. Christ wrote:God and god want this thread to kept alive.

God and god might want to look into an ESL class.

Dear Abby,



My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on
me from the beginning, and, when I confront him he denies everything. What's
worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.


Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a
new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and B.S.
with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like
me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?


Signed: Clueless



Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't
need him anymore.

You're a United States Senator from New York and a
Presidential candidate.

Act like one.

R-Jack wrote:God and god can speak every language, just none of them well.

God and god love the new word filter.