Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...

[Diogenes]

A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say.

It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah.

Yesterday's blast was in a busy market area of the eastern town of Khost, a deputy provincial police chief said.

The would-be attacker tripped as he was leaving a building apparently to target an opening ceremony for a mosque that was expected to be attended by Afghan and international military officials, said Sakhi Mir.

"Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded. Two civilian women and a man were wounded,'' Mir said.

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[Bennish]

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[Diogenes]

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[Bobby42]

Ya know, many of you have referred to me as Newslink42 or something similar. Granted, a long time ago I posted noteworthy news events with little or no commentary, aka "a take."

Last year there was an attempt to feature T1B on Wikipedia. It was a good effort until folks started fucking with the content. In it I was "credited" for the newslink stuff. OK, I have my place in history. Again that was a long time ago.

Now Dio provides this interesting link sans insightful commentary. No dig against Dio but I've seen this from others here with no criticism.

[Diogenes]

Now Dio provides this interesting link sans insightful commentary. No dig against Dio but I've seen this from others here with no criticism.

Trust me, it's been done before.

And I still won't give a fuck.

[Dr_Phibes]

Annoying Jew Spams Board

By DR_PHIBES , Associated Press Writer

A DYSLEXIC-RETARD posted an extremely silly article an a message board today, police say.

It was the sixth such incident in two days. The article came with no additional commentary from the author, as he hasn't the capacity to express himself, various experts have claimed.

"Diogenes wants to make others aware of his ideas, but simply hasn't got the tools to make it work", board moderator 'Radio Fan' was heard to have said.

" He uses the article to speak for himself, but the problems start when people call into question the ideas he's trying to put across. He has no re-course but to sputter "B..BU...B....B..BIT...B.. BITCH".

" It's completely self-defeating in the end", Radio Fan went on to say. "Suppose you do get your point across through a proxy, what then? You're still left with your original malfunction - Dyslexia. Any sort of sustained effort is impossible, as the disability prevents the thread from coming to any rational conclusion. You can't maintain any discussion at an acceptable level for any length of time"

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[Diogenes]

So howe did I know you would find this story a tragedy.

Deal with it, loser.

[Cueball]

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[Bobby42]

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