Not clinging to the door handle might have been an option.The glamorous 29-year-old died from head injuries after clinging on to the door handle and being dragged along the street at high speed as the car screeched away.
I Think I Need to Hire a BodyGuard
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Re: I Think I Need to Hire a BodyGuard
Not us, we prefer "the more traditional beefy male security men," for obvious reasons.mvscal wrote:I just want to know what kind of moron would hire one of these silly twats as a bodyguard in the first place.
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Somebody fatfingered their cell?mvscal wrote:I just want to know what kind of moron would hire one of these silly twats as a bodyguard in the first place.
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"Bride.ru - can I help you??"
"WTF? I thought I dialed BODYGUARD.ru?"
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If there is ever a time I need my dick surrounded by body Guards, that silly twat agency will be the first one I'd call.mvscal wrote:I just want to know what kind of moron would hire one of these silly twats as a bodyguard in the first place.
Proper implementation of a take down procedure on a moving vehicle was obviously not covered in the last safety meeting.Yep. This incident ain't very good advertising for her firm.