Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:34 pm
So what are you cock craving heathens giving up for lent?
I'm giving up Scotch Whisky
I'm giving up Scotch Whisky
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Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:36 pm
Fasting
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:25 am
I'm an atheist, so I think I'll be giving up listening to self-righteous catholics in the bar.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:56 am
It's a bit ironic that St. Patrick's Day falls on Holy Week this year. Easter is about as early as it can get on March 23; what with Easter Sunday being the Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring Equuinox. Any devout Roman Catholic's may find their St. Patty's celebrations a bit at odds with the church calendar. I'm guessing that no one who posts here would be concerned.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:02 am
you guess right, wolfie.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:37 am
It's cheese month.Cuda wrote:So what are you cock craving heathens giving up for lent?
I'm giving up Scotch Whisky
Carl's Jr. or In and Out?
Rank 'em.
Sin.net
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:40 am
I'll be giving up Dan Vogel's wife for one night, and one night ONLY.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:32 am
I'm giving up Lent for Lent.
You're going to give up Scotch? What the fuck is wrong with you?
You're going to give up Scotch? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:21 pm
Would it be too much to ask that you just give up fucking your mother for a few weeks, you drunken pedophile.Toddowen wrote:I'm not a Catholic, but I'll play along. I will give up Coke for lent. Or try to at least. Actually, I'll have an easier time with Coke than heroin, so...
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:52 pm
And what it is, is extemely sick. Kill yourself. Do it for the kiddies.Toddowen wrote:It is what it is.Goober McTuber wrote:Would it be too much to ask that you just give up fucking your mother for a few weeks, you drunken pedophile.Toddowen wrote:I'm not a Catholic, but I'll play along. I will give up Coke for lent. Or try to at least. Actually, I'll have an easier time with Coke than heroin, so...
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:10 pm
Toddowen wrote:
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:36 pm
First off, Toddles, I never claimed to be a Christian.
Secondly, every time there was ever a discussion on these boards about some heinous pedophile that was in the news, you always suggested that the sex may have been consensual. Even when the victim was six years old. And that’s a fact. Is that how you justify it when you molest a child, Toddles? That they really wanted it? Kill yourself. It would be the first good thing you've done with your life.
Secondly, every time there was ever a discussion on these boards about some heinous pedophile that was in the news, you always suggested that the sex may have been consensual. Even when the victim was six years old. And that’s a fact. Is that how you justify it when you molest a child, Toddles? That they really wanted it? Kill yourself. It would be the first good thing you've done with your life.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:24 pm
Goober McTuber wrote:Kill yourself. It would be the first good thing you've done with your life.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:33 pm
On your knees, ToddPWNed.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:57 pm
I'm here in NOLA for Mardi Gras; think I'll give up abstinence for Lent. Went to the Hornets-Warriors game Wednesday night, saw Galactic at Tipitina's last night (Ivan Neville joined 'em on keyboards for a tune). RACK the Big Easy.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:51 pm
did you make rog eat the oysters?
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:14 pm
I hate you. And I hate all of you in the greater New Orleans area right now. Fuckers.Smackie Chan wrote:I'm here in NOLA for Mardi Gras; think I'll give up abstinence for Lent. Went to the Hornets-Warriors game Wednesday night, saw Galactic at Tipitina's last night (Ivan Neville joined 'em on keyboards for a tune). RACK the Big Easy.
Just kidding. WAR the Big Greasy.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:13 pm
You hope. I'm counting on God to do the right thing. Burn, baby, burn.Toddowen wrote:
And as for the rest.....I'm forgiven for all my sins.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:15 pm
We? Alrighty then.Toddowen wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:You hope. I'm counting on God to do the right thing. Burn, baby, burn.Toddowen wrote:
And as for the rest.....I'm forgiven for all my sins.
He'll take note of you suggestion. We wont follow your advice, but he'll note it.
You would do much better to worry for your own soul, fellow sinner.
And don't "fellow sinner" me, Tard. Nothing I've ever done in my life is on a par with your child-molesting, mommy-fucking existence.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:04 am
Hummmm.
I've fucked a couple of mothers, and a 16 yo when I was 21.
Oh, the humanity!
I've fucked a couple of mothers, and a 16 yo when I was 21.
Oh, the humanity!
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:08 am
No, I'm not, you drunken pedophile.Toddowen wrote:
You are exactly like me.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:00 pm
Rack bbqjones, btw
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:29 pm
I prefer the " I'm going to kill myself this week" Todd over the "born again" Todd. Can we roll back the clock to 2006?Toddowen wrote:You're no more and no less a sinner. You've unspeakable sin in your heart that you dare not mention.
You are exactly like me.
Except this time, listen to the voices, and obey.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:20 pm
Thanks for the heads up. I fuck someone up every Ash Wednesday as the first person I run into will have hair covering part of their forehead and not realizing what day it is, I'll point and tell them and say " you got some shmutz on their forehead (sup EM?)" and they'll wipe it off by accident and then realize what they've done and make me feel bad because they're going to hell.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:35 pm
Ash?
I just thought it was filth from the priest's bellybutton marking up the heads of the faithful during mouth-buttfucking.
I just thought it was filth from the priest's bellybutton marking up the heads of the faithful during mouth-buttfucking.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:37 pm
Go fuck yourself, you heathen
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:03 pm
Can you narrow that down a bit Cudes? There's quite a few of us in that category.Cuda wrote:Go fuck yourself, you heathen
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:27 pm
PSUFAN wrote:Ash?
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:37 pm
Jews aren't heathens, they're chosenThe Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Can you narrow that down a bit Cudes? There's quite a few of us in that category.Cuda wrote:Go fuck yourself, you heathen
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:19 pm
Heathens are folks who don't get their cakeholes buttfucked by priests?
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Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:20 pm
So what's an "atheist" doing in a Catholic bar?Dinsdale wrote:I'm an atheist, so I think I'll be giving up listening to self-righteous catholics in the bar.
Aren't you inherently free to choose?
Don't get me wrong, I'm a zionistic, anti-organized, religious guru, but why don't you get off your ass and leave if you don't like it?
Oh!!! I know why, you're hoping for some late night, sit down, lap dance confessions, from the clothered man.
I always figured some dude that talks about getting "some" as much you do was getting some. I just never thought you were getting it from a guy in a funny hat with the God given ability to grant you your last rights.
I'm not one to judge, but I've got a feeling satan doesn't take it so easy and asks less questions.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:20 pm
I suppose I'll give up soda eventhough I'm not Catholic nor religious.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:34 pm
warren wrote:So what's an "atheist" doing in a Catholic bar?
OK, Warren, I'll bite... what IS an atheist doing in a catholic bar?
My man, you have just set up what will certainly be one of the greatest punch-lines ever delivered...
Aren't you inherently free to choose?
Don't get me wrong, I'm a zionistic, anti-organized, religious guru, but why don't you get off your ass and leave if you don't like it?
Oh!!! I know why, you're hoping for some late night, sit down, lap dance confessions, from the clothered man.
I always figured some dude that talks about getting "some" as much you do was getting some. I just never thought you were getting it from a guy in a funny hat with the God given ability to grant you your last rights.
I'm not one to judge, but I've got a feeling satan doesn't take it so easy and asks less questions.
OK... maybe not so much.
But should the day ever come when you stop sucking dicks, you'll make one hell of a straight man for some comedian someday, what with setups like that.
Re: Ash Wednesday is next fucking week
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:11 pm
Playing BINGO, of course.warren wrote:
So what's an "atheist" doing in a Catholic bar?