T1B

I hope you choke on dick mountain

I hope that mountain of dicks you're always skiing on collapses and they all fall on you.



Of course I say these things because I can't rightly say much about Mizzou's chances against Kansas. If Mizzou finishes the game within ten points of the Jayhawks, it is because a meteor landed on Kansas' bench. And my team is a damned embarrassment of thuggery.

Remember several years ago when Keyon Dooling threw down in Allen Fieldhouse on some po' white boy (Ryan Robertson, maybe) and got called for a bullshit charge? And the crowd didn't really cheer all that much because the dunk was so vicious?

That was pretty cool.

Remember that time Anthony Peeler (of Paseo High School) laid 50 on the Gayhawks in Lawrence?

That was pretty cool, too.

As for now, I've pretty much resigned myself to a brutal beatdown. I'm still feeling good about that K-State win though, so that's ok, sorta'.

It still bugs me that Brandon Rush isn't a Tiger.

There isn't one player on Mizzou who could start for Kansas. Hell, there isn't even one player who could come off the bench, unless they wanted a designated hacker.

Youch.