and it doesn't end with basketball. each varsity team at nd has their own "chaplain" including hockey, and this dude is quite a huge dork as well. he's in the locker room before games, during all the intermissions, after games, and all that bullshit. he makes all the roadies on the bus with the team (talk about a real fucking buzz kill, can't really tell all the guys on the team about the slut you just laid the wood to the night before and then made her walk back to her dorm alone across campus after telling her to get fucked. wouldn't be prudent).
then again, this is a school that recruits midget students to run around and act like a god damn dipshit leprechaun. you really don't appreciate how pathetic this is until you see it in person. if this dude is riding a highway of pussy at ND, well, then BODE him. but if he's not, he's a fucking loser.

what a pussy.