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WALKING AND BEER

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year.

Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud to be an American.

Wonder what the mileage is for the "hybrids" that use wine and/or distilled spirits ?

Diogenes wrote:Real men drink... rum.

Yeah, dude, nothing screams "REAL MAN" like coconut and bamboo umbrellas sticking out of the glass.


I see we can add "fucking faggot" to your already impressive resume.

Dinsdale wrote:

Diogenes wrote:Real men drink... rum.

Yeah, dude, nothing screams "REAL MAN" like coconut and bamboo umbrellas sticking out of the glass.

Speak for yourself, bitch.

Jimmy Buffet says you're a homo. I told him you're just a weak-assed tard though.

You're welcome.

Using Jimmy Buffet in defense of heterosexuality is about as wise as using Steven A Smith in defense of your sports takes.

Dinsdale wrote:

Diogenes wrote:Real men drink... rum.

Yeah, dude, nothing screams "REAL MAN" like coconut and bamboo umbrellas sticking out of the glass.


I see we can add "fucking faggot" to your already impressive resume.

Beat me to it.

Although if beer or whisky is not available, straight rum would not necessarily make one a faggot. The same cannot be said about Amaretto in any circumstances- which is, no doubt, another of Dio's faves.

No whiskey, huh? Okay, can I get a shot of Frangelico then? Oh, and make it a double...I'm feeling frisky tonight! - Dio

I'll take a Goldschlager straight up. None of that womanly ice for me, buddy, I'm a REAL MAN!

"Yo, Jon, I feel like growing a sack tonight. Pour me a double jagerbomb."

ONE Beer is for women and lightweights.

FTFY

Papa Willie wrote:
Good GOD that shit is nasty.

I'll take your word for it, Manly-Man.

St. Patrick's Day...is getting closer.......