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1. Dale Jr. whips EVERYBODY'S asses. Hell, at this point as long as a CHEVROLET wins the race I'm happy.

2. EVERY Toyota in the field either crashes or blows up.

3. DW chokes while spewing his now-obligatory "Boogity-boogity-boogity" bullshit.

Flame away.

RevLimiter wrote:When I wake up in the morning, I piss excellence.

Then I shit 2 burritos, 4 hamburgers, 1 bag of combos, 5 tacos, a side of mashed potatoes, 8 jalapeno poppers, and a six pack of diet coke.

What's for breakfast?

Personally, I hope to see a great race. It would be made that much more special should a Toyota take the trip to Victory Lane.

Just to piss off the ignorant...

Jesus H. Christ, get the fucking engines started already. Enough of this pre-race bullshit.

War Wagon wrote:Jesus H. Christ, get the fucking engines started already. Enough of this pre-race bullshit.

You ain't kidding. Thank God I have a set in the computer room so I can waste some time and still not miss the start of the race.

rozypalms wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:When I wake up in the morning, I piss excellence.

At least we see eye to eye on one thing.

Personally, I hope to see a great race. It would be made that much more special should a Toyota take the trip to Victory Lane.

Just to piss off the TRUE American motorsports fan...

Fixed....accurately.

GFY, rozypalms....in your Kia, or Toyota, or Datsun, or whatever the hell flange-face made sled you proudly disgrace the American worker in. :brad:

WTF Gordo talkin' about "Charlotte, NC"?

Dream on little faggot, dream on.

Oh, and Pauly. I drive a Silverado. I can tell you unequivocally that it is a steaming pile of horse crap, btw fwiw bbl

Ignorant is no way to go through life, Jabba. I would gladly trade my turd in for a Tundra if I weren't buried in this p.o.s.

The first lap of the 2008 Nascar season.

Led by a Toyota.

Life is sooooo good.

rozy wrote:WTF Gordo talkin' about "Charlotte, NC"?

Dream on little faggot, dream on.

Oh, and Pauly. I drive a Silverado. I can tell you unequivocally that it is a steaming pile of horse crap, btw fwiw bbl

Ignorant is no way to go through life, Jabba. I would gladly trade my turd in for a Tundra if I weren't buried in this p.o.s.

BTW rozy, I drive a GMC Sierra...best damn truck I've ever owned. Great gas mileage for a 4x4 truck, and lots of power.

Go right ahead and go buy that Tundra....Toyota almost can't give them away right now.

rozy wrote:The first lap of the 2008 Nascar season.

Led by a Toyota.

Life is sooooo good.

Who gives a PISS about the 1st lap...last time I checked it's the LAST LAP that counts the most.

FUCK Toyotas.

Love those barrells of fish...

Petty isn't in last (close- but not in last) so it's been a good 500 so far.

Unrack Mother Nature for dropping a blizzard on Green Bay today so I have to watch the race at home instead of the local sports bar

So far, this has been the most boring Daytona race I've ever watched. These CoT's with the ridiculous looking rear wings obviously don't draft the way the old cars did, and it makes for some shitty restrictor plate racing.

UnRack NASCAR for fucking up what used to be 200 laps of white-knuckle, edge of your seat racing.

I NEVER EVER thought I'd say this, but FUCKING RACK RYAN NEWMAN AND PENSKE RACING for winning the Daytona 500 today!

They totally earned it, and in the end the fucking Toyotas just didn't have the ponies to get it done.

Life is sooooo good. :twisted:

Ohh my God, I'm so shocked.

Rack 12 winning.

:D

RevLimiter wrote:I NEVER EVER thought I'd say this, but FUCKING RACK RYAN NEWMAN AND PENSKE RACING for winning the Daytona 500 today!

They totally earned it, and in the end the fucking Toyotas just didn't have the ponies to get it done.

Life is sooooo good. :twisted:

By ponies you mean nobody wanted to get within 200 feet of the #18 car. And that included his teamate in the 20 who seemed to prefer drafting with the 88 over his own teamate. Kyle Busch is a fucking restrictor plate menace. But don't be surprised if that idiot wins 2-3 races this year. They just won't be restrictor plate races because he has no clue when it comes to teamwork.

A great time to rack both the Busch brothers.

Ya'll hate them so.

rozy wrote:The first lap of the 2008 Nascar season.

Led by a Toyota.

Life is sooooo good.

How'd that work out?

If life is good for you because a Toyota led a lap, you're a pathetic little bitch who needs to go play in traffic. I hope you get run over by a Tundra and make the circle complete.

Meanwhile, in the bar I was in at the finish, people cheered for a Dodge winning.

A freaking Dodge. The ranks have closed.

War Wagon wrote:A freaking Dodge. The ranks have closed.

As well they SHOULD. From here on out it's us (GM, Ford, Dodge) vs. them (Pearl Harbor-bombing, Western civilization-hating Toyota gooks).

It's.

Fucking.

ON.

It’s only a matter of time until Tony Stewart or Kyle Busch or Denny Hamlin or Brian Vickers, etc., puts Toyota into the winner’s circle. Should be some epic KC meltage at that point.

Goober McTuber wrote:It’s only a matter of time until Tony Stewart or Kyle Busch or Denny Hamlin or Brian Vickers, etc., puts Toyota into the winner’s circle.

I agree.

Should be some epic KC meltage at that point.

Not so much- I personally just didn't want them to win at Daytona. I could care less about the rest of the NASCAR season.

Yeah, it won't take long for Toyota to win a race.

Just like it also won't take long before they're caught cheating again.

War Wagon wrote:

rozy wrote:The first lap of the 2008 Nascar season.

Led by a Toyota.

Life is sooooo good.

How'd that work out?

If life is good for you because a Toyota led a lap, you're a pathetic little bitch who needs to go play in traffic. I hope you get run over by a Tundra and make the circle complete.

Meanwhile, in the bar I was in at the finish, people cheered for a Dodge winning.

A freaking Dodge. The ranks have closed.

What does Kasey drive, again? Little help? It worked fine over here, Boss. The highest ranking bowtie was 9th. Ford was nowhere to be found. No complaints on this end. How's that impotence thing comin' along for ya?

I expect the knuckle-dragging ignorance from Jabba the Buffet. Slightly pitying coming from you...