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http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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SHOCKING that you of all people wouldn't be down with LL baring her teets. :meds:
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Nice boobs, but Geezus, that chick just exudes mental illness.

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RevLimiter wrote:SHOCKING that you of all people wouldn't be down with LL baring her teets. :meds:
SHOCKING that you of all people would interpret this thread as my not being down with her showing off her funbags. Quite the contrary, I was happy to see she’s gotten beyond her anorexic stage and those puppies filled back up.

I simply called her a slut. Quite similar to calling you a FAT fucking RETARD. You know, belaboring the obvious.
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Calling that a "nude" photo shoot is like calling a raft made of balsa wood the fucking Queen Mary.
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BSmack wrote:Calling that a "nude" photo shoot is like calling a raft made of balsa wood the fucking Queen Mary.
Tsk, tsk, Brian. She is totally naked. Just because she’s not using her meat curtains like a hand-puppet does not negate her nudity. There’s plenty of pictures of her grease trap all over the interwebs if that’s what you’re looking for.

This leaves something to the imagination. And I’m imagining that she just hoovered up a massive rail to counteract the Valium.
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Goober McTuber wrote:http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/

In other news, Obama wins God's Country.
All those cock pics make you want to sex up the mutumbo eh?

At least you are keeping it in an arena you know well.
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You’re the one with all the dick pics and videos, and you’re calling me gay? Brilliant. To what do we owe the sudden influx of sucknut tards?
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i wanted to like it more than i did. not so great, really.
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Goobs McAnkle-Biting Fucktard wrote:I simply called her a slut. Quite similar to calling you a FAT fucking RETARD. You know, humping your leg like I do best.
:bode:
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Those are some very lackluster nipples. I'd rather have seen 'em than not, so thanks for the link Goob.
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RevLimiter wrote:
Goobs McAnkle-Biting Fucktard wrote:I simply called her a slut. Quite similar to calling you a FAT fucking RETARD. You know, belaboring the obvious.
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Paul, it's time to hit Google Image Search and find some new material. The ankle-biting dog pic and the "Go Fuck Yourself" pic are Single A-ball, when compared to "Go be fat somewhere else".

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...that's freaking classic.
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No Mike, you're sadly mistaken...the "go be fat somewhere else" deal is retarded and smacks of desperation by somebody who is clearly devoid of wit.
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DC Smackmaster wrote:Those are some very lackluster nipples. I'd rather have seen 'em than not, so thanks for the link Goob.
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'cept for the smaller tits, Marilyn looks better as a drug and alcohol infused 36 year old than lohan does as a 21 year old slut. Lohans starting to get Man face already.
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I wouldn't say Lohan is getting "man face", but she definitely looks more like a waif who chubbed on 10 or 20lbs, than a voluptous, curvy woman, like MM did.

WAR MM's DSLs in the age before chicks cheated and inflated their cockgobblers with collagen.
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Yo Smackie! I see you kicking around now and again, always glad to see you. The condensed version is married with an 18 m/o daughter, another on the way, they keep me pretty busy. Resuming my job with the FD in about 2 weeks, still in Florida. 'Bout it really. Picking back up with the board slowly but surely. Hope you are kicking ass and taking names bud.
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RevLimiter wrote:No Mike, you're sadly mistaken...the "go be fat somewhere else" deal is retarded and smacks of desperation by somebody who is clearly devoid of wit.
Yeah, right. Like you're qualified to determine what's retarded or witty. :lol: :lol: :lol:



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My kids were watching "The Parent Trap" the other day. Strange to see Lohan in that, at about age 12, as an innocent, bright youg girl...and the next day, to see her jugs flapping around the internet...or her razorburned meatflaps parading for the paparazzi like some chewed-up Braunschweiger.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:No Mike, you're sadly mistaken...the "go be fat somewhere else" deal is retarded and smacks of desperation by somebody who is clearly devoid of wit.
Yeah, right. Like you're qualified to determine what's retarded or witty. :lol: :lol: :lol:
As if YOU are????? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PSUFAN wrote: Braunschweiger.
love that shit

lohans new boobs look better than her anorexic ones. shes also very freckly. doesnt bother me though. then again, i havent been laid in 7 months.
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PSUFAN wrote:...or her razorburned meatflaps parading for the paparazzi like some chewed-up Braunschweiger.
Throw in a couple of cracked ribs and a nice matching set of black eyes following a Raiders loss and I'd swear you were going for a BlondieBabe reset there.
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Uncle Fester wrote:Nice boobs, but Geezus, that chick just exudes mental illness.
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