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Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:01 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mods, Admins, I request a simple trial run prohibition on any post containing the text:

"...out front should have told you that."

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:06 am
by Diogenes
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Best Marty Post Ever.

I second the motion.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:16 am
by Rootbeer
How about we just add a moose to the emoticon list? That way a tired old phrase can suck double-time.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:19 am
by Mike the Lab Rat
My nomination for overused phrase to be retired:

"Tell me you knew."

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:22 am
by smackaholic
how bout anything that starts out "In the U&L...."

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:30 am
by Wolfman
^^^^^
RACK !!!!

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:36 am
by bbqjones
we should ban biggie whilst we're at it.

ban biggie

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:54 am
by OCmike
Mike the Lab Rat wrote:My nomination for overused phrase to be retired:

"Tell me you knew."
Yeah, but if we drop that AND "...out front should have told you.", then Bri's post total would drop in half.

HEY... You may be on to something there. :D

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:49 am
by Smackie Chan
Add the following to the moratorium; they've all worn out their welcome.

Just sayin'

Wow. Just wow.

Tears, Jerry. Tears

Chuck(ie) D

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:31 pm
by poptart
Moratorium on shit phrases, please.


Please meet your new boss, Mr _______enstein.

- LTS TR 2




We're sorry, sir, but our curly fry machine is down today.

- KFC Paul




We're unfortunately going to have to remove your ________.

- Jsc810




You must be as tall as insert fav' Disney character here to get on this ride.

- Moving Sale




It's time for Mr Colonsquirter's diaper change.

- AP




The Dow was off .......

- KC Scott




____ days 'til Christmas!

- Kevinic




Your mom's like a bowling ball -- she gets fingered, thrown in the gutter, and always comes back for more.

- Adelpiero




Wikipedia is down for routine maintenance, but will be back up again shortly.

- Dinsdale

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:58 pm
by indyfrisco
IKYABWAI? you ankle-biting fucktard.

^^^ Of course, that's the same as banning a user and we don't like that anymore ^^^

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:08 pm
by PSUFAN
Let me know if a word filter modification is required.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:17 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Wow. Just wow.

Talking like this makes you cool. Tell me you knew? The U&L out front should've told you. If we put an end to the lingo, half this board will be Chuckied. Just sayin'. Then all we'll have left are guys like Paul and Wags acting like ankle-biting fucktards and going all IKYABWAI.

Tears, Jerry. Tears.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:19 pm
by Charles De Mar
Fascinating thread.


You people are really interesting.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:48 pm
by Diogenes
Charles De Mar wrote:You people are really interesting.
Not really.

Well, maybe compared to you.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:51 pm
by Diogenes
PSUFAN wrote:Let me know if a word filter modification is required.
Since you asked...

Go ahead and replace the word 'thumper' with Christian (at least in the theology forum).

Just to see MtLR's head explode.

TIA.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:56 pm
by Charles De Mar
IndyFrisco wrote:IKYABWAI? you ankle-biting fucktard.

^^^ Of course, that's the same as banning a user and we don't like that anymore ^^^


:hfal: Can we get a ruling on the autofellatio quotient here? :hfal:

Diogenes wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:You people are really interesting.
Not really.

Well, maybe compared to you.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:05 pm
by Mikey
Any.use.of.peroids.between.words.where.they.normally.wouldn't.go.

As in...

Best.CtrlPaul.post.ever.

For some reason this is supposed to give the phrase extra emphasis. I just don't see it.

This might cramp Gaydar James' posting style to the point where he disappears completely, though.

Best.
Fucking.
Idea.
Ever.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:07 pm
by Dinsdale
So, does anyone who isn't a perennial boardbitch have any thoughts on the matter?

Yeah, didn't think so.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:10 pm
by Mikey
Dinsdale wrote:So, does anyone who isn't a perennial boardbitch have any thoughts on the matter?

Yeah, didn't think so.
Tears, Jerry. Tears.

Sorry, Dins, I should have included you with RJ in my list. Except it's only about 25% of your M.O.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:16 pm
by Dinsdale
Do whatever makes you happy, dude.

For myself, I've declared a moratorium on shit posters. This board has become a great deal more readable since they added the ignore feature. My list of "foes" has been bulking up pretty good as of late. And it's still probably just the tip of the iceberg. I thought maybe ignoring a lot of people would water this board down possibly. But my concerns proved completely unfounded.


Matter of fact, I added another shit-poster to the list this morning, who is addicted to stalking, self-propping, and IKYABWAI. The place keeps getting better all the time.

Matter of fact, there's posts in this very thread that don't show up on my monitor. Sheer bliss.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:36 pm
by Charles De Mar
Dinsdale wrote:Do whatever makes you happy, dude.

For myself, I've declared a moratorium on shit posters. This board has become a great deal more readable since they added the ignore feature. My list of "foes" has been bulking up pretty good as of late. And it's still probably just the tip of the iceberg. I thought maybe ignoring a lot of people would water this board down possibly. But my concerns proved completely unfounded.


Matter of fact, I added another shit-poster to the list this morning, who is addicted to stalking, self-propping, and IKYABWAI. The place keeps getting better all the time.

Matter of fact, there's posts in this very thread that don't show up on my monitor. Sheer bliss.
Image

You take this Internet stuff pretty seriously don't ya, big guy?

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:40 pm
by Dinsdale
"You take this too seriously" smack?

For reals?

And the ignore list just keeps growing.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:41 pm
by YumYumSaladBar
Charles De Mar wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Do whatever makes you happy, dude.

For myself, I've declared a moratorium on shit posters. This board has become a great deal more readable since they added the ignore feature. My list of "foes" has been bulking up pretty good as of late. And it's still probably just the tip of the iceberg. I thought maybe ignoring a lot of people would water this board down possibly. But my concerns proved completely unfounded.


Matter of fact, I added another shit-poster to the list this morning, who is addicted to stalking, self-propping, and IKYABWAI. The place keeps getting better all the time.

Matter of fact, there's posts in this very thread that don't show up on my monitor. Sheer bliss.
Image


You take this Internet stuff pretty seriously don't ya, big guy?

You can make a whole lot of imaginary friends for Posts: 16980

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:42 pm
by Dinsdale
Followed up with post total smack?

My ignore list is starting to think it's Christmas.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:45 pm
by Mikey
You.
Can't.
Get.
Away.
From.
Me.
Motherfucker.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:45 pm
by Charles De Mar
Dinsdale wrote:"You take this too seriously" smack?

For reals?

And the ignore list just keeps growing.

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Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:47 pm
by YumYumSaladBar
Dinsdale wrote:Followed up with post total smack?

My ignore list is starting to think it's Christmas.
yeah, you just keep ignoring us like you are

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:48 pm
by Charles De Mar
Dinsdale wrote:Followed up with post total smack?

My ignore list is starting to think it's Christmas.
Image

we.

are.

INYOURDOME!

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:49 pm
by Charles De Mar
YumYumSaladBar wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Followed up with post total smack?

My ignore list is starting to think it's Christmas.
yeah, you just keep ignoring us like you are

Dude, He's got Eternal Sc0'bod3.

We better watch teh fuck out!

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:49 pm
by Dinsdale
Mikey wrote:You.
Can't.
Get.
Away.
From.
Me.
Motherfucker.

I guess it all boils down to all thing being relative. In comparison to some of these new folks, even your worst day isn't sounding nearly so bad.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:51 pm
by YumYumSaladBar
Dinsdale wrote:
Mikey wrote:You.
Can't.
Get.
Away.
From.
Me.
Motherfucker.
I guess it all boils down to all thing being relative. In comparison to some of these new folks, even your worst day isn't sounding nearly so bad.
Fishing for you Dins is easier than a $10 hooker

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:51 pm
by Charles De Mar
quote="Dinsdale"

Just sayin'

Bode

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:51 pm
by Dinsdale
Although I can't see the posts, I'm guessing these newbietards are spamming this thread with a serious ferocity... after running post-total smack, of course.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:52 pm
by Dinsdale
Holy fuck, they put up like 5 more while I was typing a short post?


Deal with it, admins.

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:54 pm
by YumYumSaladBar
Dinsdale wrote:Although I can't see the posts, I'm guessing these newbietards are spamming this thread with a serious ferocity... after running post-total smack, of course.
yeah right

I bet you're just aching to smack us ain't you big man?

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:55 pm
by YumYumSaladBar
Dinsdale wrote:Holy fuck, they put up like 5 more while I was typing a short post?

Deal with it, admins.
You type really slow Dins

I've seen thalidomide victims with more back bone than you...but hey, you cant read this can ya?

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:58 pm
by Diogenes
Dinsdale wrote:Deal with it, admins.
That sounds familiar. :twisted:

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:59 pm
by Charles De Mar
Dinsdale wrote:Holy fuck, they put up like 5 more while I was typing a short post?


Deal with it, admins.

but you said....
Dinsdale wrote:
I guess it all boils down to all thing being relative. In comparison to some of these new folks, even your worst day isn't sounding nearly so bad.
after replying to an apriori post

Dinsdale wrote:Although I can't see the posts, I'm guessing these newbietards are spamming this thread with a serious ferocity... after running post-total smack, of course.
You teh liar :paul:

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:02 pm
by YumYumSaladBar
Like Dinsdale said on Post:00003
Brain, and THEN keyboard.......Brain first, keyboard second. You seem to keep getting that confused