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mvscal wrote:Pickle is busy having his prostate punished by a moderately obese hermaphrodite. He'll have to get back to you on that.

So he did hook up with Annie then...

Imagine that, mvscal was right.

Alrighty, then.

The real question is why didn't mvscal sign up? Or Goobs or Rayduh James?

Who am I? Why am I here?

Uncle Fester wrote:The real question is why didn't mvscal sign up? Or Goobs or Rayduh James?

Who am I? Why am I here?

I hope you win.

No, really.

Uncle Fester wrote:The real question is why didn't mvscal sign up? Or Goobs or Rayduh James?

Sorry, I’m going fishing with Dinsdale.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Uncle Fester wrote:The real question is why didn't mvscal sign up? Or Goobs or Rayduh James?

Sorry, I’m going fishing with Dinsdale.

Please tell me you are not bringing a Zebco 032784549987 Omega Spincast Reel

Please tell me this.

Uncle Fester wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Uncle Fester wrote:The real question is why didn't mvscal sign up? Or Goobs or Rayduh James?

Sorry, I’m going fishing with Dinsdale.

Please tell me you are not bringing a Zebco 032784549987 Omega Spincast Reel

Please tell me this.

I'm a Shimano guy for the smaller stuff, otherwise mostly Abu-Garcia. When hooking KFC Paul, this is the ticket:

Imagine being stuck in a boat with Dins.

The proper term is "on a boat".
A former Admiral that hangs out at the bar across the street told me this.

Tell me you knew.

Uncle Fester wrote:Imagine being stuck in a boat with Dins.

You mean - we aren't already?

This thread has a lot of one-line responses and most of them suck. Come on, clones. Step it up. Have a take, do not suck. Raise the bar.

Well, Shrubber just called you out. Care to lead by example, oh puffy chested one?

Rootbeer wrote:This thread has a lot of one-line responses and most of them suck. Come on, clones. Step it up. Have a take, do not suck. Raise the bar.

Oh, you mean like you did? All righty then.

Papa Willie wrote:RTS and Rootbeer. How long has that fight been going on now?

I don't see any sign of RtS in this thread. Are you retarted?

Dr_Phibes wrote:Well, Shrubber just called you out. Care to lead by example, oh puffy chested one?

Done. Anything else I can do for you, Phillip? Need some cunt cookies and homemade chocolate sauce? How about some BBQ sauce and cedar plank grilled salmon or is this the wrong board for that reset to make any sense? I get the intarwebs mixed up sometimes but I never forget a friend and you're not one of mine as far as I know. So tell me, Dr. Chuckles, who in the heck are you and why am I already disliking you on several levels?

I think shutyomouth picked up on the 'shrubber/rootbeer' reference, Goober.

In this thread.

Papa Willie wrote:Don't worry, though. I'm sure they'll come in this thread and chat.

See, Goobs? :D

Just call me "Master of Reality".

The master of self-bode has done it again. He shakes, he spins, he manufactures pure bode out of thin air! Do you see Roger in this thread? Do you see Roger and Rootbeer "chatting" in this thread? No? Then how in the crap do you come up with "Master of Reality" when 2/3 of what you claim to have scryed hasn't happened? You're seriously mental you know that, right?

It's not just you. I hate everybody. That's my niche.

Okay maybe I hate you more than most people. I come by it easily for some reason. With a lot of people I have to work at it. I must concentrate and focus my rage for several minutes or sometimes days before I build up enough hate to imbed some harmful code into a friendly bunny .gif or unleash a verbal barrage on some insolent punk on the unofficial Pokemon board. After I met Blondiebabe 7-odd years ago I had a hard time hating her for several months. It's just tough to seethe loathing for someone after you've met them. I got through it after a few months and now I can tell you openly that bad teeth and a three beer lunch in front of my wife and kids caused life-long emotional scarring and I hate her on the internet. (In real life I feel sorry for her but don't tell that to anybody. I don't want anybody to know I have duplicitous emotions.)

My general dislike for people comes from the deep-seated knowledge that I'm better than all of you. It frustrates me to see so much wasted potential on these boards. With just a little effort you could all improve yourselves and move a little closer to being like me. The reckless disregard for my advice along these lines is nothing short of insubordination and my frustration gets the better of me more often than not. I just hate to see you all going through life thinking you're at the top of your game when sadly you're so far from it. I see so much untapped potential in all of you it kills me to see your blind complacency. So please keep in mind when I call you a myopic, mindless, hopelessly pathetic pile of mashed assholes rotting in the sun it's only because I care.

Rootbeer wrote:It's not just you. I hate everybody. That's my niche.

Okay maybe I hate you more than most people. I come by it easily for some reason. With a lot of people I have to work at it. I must concentrate and focus my rage for several minutes or sometimes days before I build up enough hate to imbed some harmful code into a friendly bunny .gif or unleash a verbal barrage on some insolent punk on the unofficial Pokemon board. After I met Blondiebabe 7-odd years ago I had a hard time hating her for several months. It's just tough to seethe loathing for someone after you've met them. I got through it after a few months and now I can tell you openly that bad teeth and a three beer lunch in front of my wife and kids caused life-long emotional scarring and I hate her on the internet. (In real life I feel sorry for her but don't tell that to anybody. I don't want anybody to know I have duplicitous emotions.)

My general dislike for people comes from the deep-seated knowledge that I'm better than all of you. It frustrates me to see so much wasted potential on these boards. With just a little effort you could all improve yourselves and move a little closer to being like me. The reckless disregard for my advice along these lines is nothing short of insubordination and my frustration gets the better of me more often than not. I just hate to see you all going through life thinking you're at the top of your game when sadly you're so far from it. I see so much untapped potential in all of you it kills me to see your blind complacency. So please keep in mind when I call you a myopic, mindless, hopelessly pathetic pile of mashed assholes rotting in the sun it's only because I care.

"Deep-seeded ". Say it with me. "Deep-seeded ".

Goober McTuber wrote: "Deep-seeded ". Say it with me. "Deep-seeded ".

That's a dangerous slope you just stepped onto. Watch your step, Goobs.

Papa Willie wrote: I just like posting one-liners to get people like you to publish books. :D

So your contribution to the board is in bringing out the best in others by SUCKING ASS SIDEWAYS. Nice gig. Good luck with that.

Papa Willie wrote:

Rootbeer wrote:

Papa Willie wrote: I just like posting one-liners to get people like you to publish books. :D

So your contribution to the board is in bringing out the best in others by SUCKING ASS SIDEWAYS. Nice gig. Good luck with that.

No - I'm only trying to get them to spend a lot of their time on something they think they're doing good at. :D

Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick, it's after 1 AM in Georgia. Why are you still up?

Papa Willie wrote: No - I'm only trying to get them to spend a lot of their time on something they think they're doing good at. :D

While you in turn spend a lot of time on something everyone knows you suck at. Again, good luck with that.

Papa Willie wrote:Isn't 8 years an awful long time to hate somebody?

That depends. Is Inkydave still alive?

Pickle is still around? Damn, I thought some mvscal stuck a cock in him so hard that he hemorrhaged. That's good for the board legends to use as smack fodder.

Hi Stanley.

You ready to be archived yet?

Or do you have something else to say?

Too bad you were too much of a puss to join the smackoff. It's rather entertaining, at least in the straight world, wouldn't you say?