SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:53 am
(l-r; trev, U.S.S. Smackoff)
(l-r; trev, U.S.S. Smackoff)
Page 1 of 1
(l-r; trev, U.S.S. Smackoff)
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:03 am
I watched a new boat launch into the murky waters of Puget Sound at 4AM in 1989. It was reallly boring for 45 minutes. Then the boat slid down the ramps and that was exciting for ten seconds. The lady with the bottle barely broke it in time before the boat slid out of her reach. They should have had it tied off to the bridge railing so all she had to do was throw it at the bow. That's probably how the Smack Off will happen. Really boring for a long time. Exciting for a few seconds. Then we'll all stand around and talk about the good old days when boat launches...err Smack Offs were the talk of the town. A smack off meant something back in my day! Punk kids these days take it for granted.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:57 am
Very insightful. But what does all of that have to do with trev? Or the rest of you?Rootbeer wrote:I watched a new boat launch into the murky waters of Puget Sound at 4AM in 1989. It was reallly boring for 45 minutes. Then the boat slid down the ramps and that was exciting for ten seconds. The lady with the bottle barely broke it in time before the boat slid out of her reach. They should have had it tied off to the bridge railing so all she had to do was throw it at the bow. That's probably how the Smack Off will happen. Really boring for a long time. Exciting for a few seconds. Then we'll all stand around and talk about the good old days when boat launches...err Smack Offs were the talk of the town. A smack off meant something back in my day! Punk kids these days take it for granted.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:34 am
PSUFAN wrote:
(l-r; me, c_u)
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:35 am
Umm... I know what a REAL boat launching is supposed to be like. Actually, a good buddy of mine (that hangs out at the bar across the street, adjacent to another well-known U&L bar that none of you tards ever heard of) invented the "boat ramp" along with the sparkling wine bottle vessel.
Back in the day, we would nail skanks and crack sparkling wine bottles upon said boats before they went into the water. We got tired of that and sold the rights to the US Navy... which still hasn't paid us the royalties for the aforementioned invention.
So get back to me when I should even care about trev being in a Smackoff. I'll take the winner and destroy whomever after the final winner is decided.
In the meantime, I need to catch a seaplane and go out to a remote spot until the Smackoff is over. Bad time of year for me.
Of course, I won't be able to view this tardfest as I'll be in such a remote spot that I'll not get internet connectivity.
Then again, all of the newbie tards would make it unreadable anyway...
Make KC proud.
Back in the day, we would nail skanks and crack sparkling wine bottles upon said boats before they went into the water. We got tired of that and sold the rights to the US Navy... which still hasn't paid us the royalties for the aforementioned invention.
So get back to me when I should even care about trev being in a Smackoff. I'll take the winner and destroy whomever after the final winner is decided.
In the meantime, I need to catch a seaplane and go out to a remote spot until the Smackoff is over. Bad time of year for me.
Of course, I won't be able to view this tardfest as I'll be in such a remote spot that I'll not get internet connectivity.
Then again, all of the newbie tards would make it unreadable anyway...
Make KC proud.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:37 am
^ 
Your posts never cease to amaze me.
Your posts never cease to amaze me.Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:44 am
dots, sucking his proverbial e-dick will get you nowhere. I did it for years, and all I got was a sore throat, a yeast infection, a jaw condition and a lousy t-shirt. He's like that one house that nobody trick-or-treats at. Just don't.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:47 am
Dude, I just realized that he isn't even a judge.
I feel dirty. And a little tired, but mostly hungry.
I feel dirty. And a little tired, but mostly hungry.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:49 am
Stick with dirty ...... it works for you.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:52 am
Or, get a call from your MD on a Sunday telling you that you have HPV.SaladTosser wrote:dots, sucking his proverbial e-dick will get you nowhere. I did it for years, and all I got was a sore throat, a yeast infection, a jaw condition and a lousy t-shirt. .
I mean, sure.....you've had it before, but THIS time.....it's "different".
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:25 pm
Call me when you realize it isn’t even Dinsdale.dotdotdot wrote:Dude, I just realized that he isn't even a judge.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:49 pm
The troll captures the spirit of Dinsdale so well that if it weren't for the ever so slight difference in nics, you would think it was Dins.Goober McTuber wrote:Call me when you realize it isn’t even Dinsdale.dotdotdot wrote:Dude, I just realized that he isn't even a judge.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:35 pm
That looks like Sister Virginia. The ugliest, meanest 7th grade teacher ever.PSUFAN wrote:
(l-r; trev, U.S.S. Smackoff)
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:17 pm
(l-r; Sister Virginia, U.S.S. Smackoff)
yep, that's much better.
yep, that's much better.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:26 pm
Okay, now that's disturbing.
Not Groovy, Baby.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:29 pm
Kinda looks like that famous picture of the guy projectile vomiting.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:23 pm
Uncle Fester wrote:Kinda looks like that famous picture of the guy projectile vomiting.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:43 pm
:D
This board has been making me laugh out loud today.
Ronnie the shoe salesman would be proud.
This board has been making me laugh out loud today.
Ronnie the shoe salesman would be proud.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:11 pm
Uncle Fester wrote::D
This board has been making me laugh out loud today.
Ronnie the shoe salesman would be proud.
YUMYUM just scared teh shit out of everyone.....ITS OVA!
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:45 pm
Charles De Mar
The less formal version of Charles is Charlie.
“De Mar” is Spanish for “of the sea.”
Here’s your new avatar, you sub-standard tuna:
Sorry, Charlie.
The less formal version of Charles is Charlie.
“De Mar” is Spanish for “of the sea.”
Here’s your new avatar, you sub-standard tuna:
Sorry, Charlie.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:46 pm
Is that less than $2?Goober McTuber wrote:
Sorry, Charlie.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:04 pm
About 59 cents a can around here. I'd pay more if they still mixed in a little dolphin.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:18 pm
Goober McTuber wrote:About 59 cents a can around here. I'd pay more if they still mixed in a little dolphin.
Sweet I'll take 3 cans please.
The smell reminds me of Jay in Phoenix...
Re: SMASH
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:25 pm
Claims of BODE? Hate to see you wasting your best material in here.Charles De Mar wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:About 59 cents a can around here. I'd pay more if they still mixed in a little dolphin.
Sweet I'll take 3 cans please.
The smell reminds me of Jay in Phoenix...
Re: SMASH
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:23 am
I think Trev gives dave wood.
Now I have no idea why that is, unless there's some sorta Mommy fetish thingy, but as a licensed inveStigator I'm about 96.4% sure PSU pounds his P.U.D whenever she lodges a complaint about our hidden .java scripts.
In the Spirit of this thread redirection, I think now would be as good a time as any to debate what types of sexual experimentation cookie mom has done.
Your choices:
1. Oral w/ Swallow (or robin, marlin or cardinal)
2. Toys - battery powered, electric or gas powered under 1.5 hp
3. Lesbianitis (may also compound with selection 2)
4. Anal (Prolly not by choice... sup' Dins?)
5. Jungle Fever (MVS, Stan Pickle, your thoughts?)
OF course just the mention of these possibilities has sent PSU in search of the Crisco, wool socks or Mrs. PSU and will result in a defacto Euthenization of his rd. 1 beating by HH.
Now I have no idea why that is, unless there's some sorta Mommy fetish thingy, but as a licensed inveStigator I'm about 96.4% sure PSU pounds his P.U.D whenever she lodges a complaint about our hidden .java scripts.
In the Spirit of this thread redirection, I think now would be as good a time as any to debate what types of sexual experimentation cookie mom has done.
Your choices:
1. Oral w/ Swallow (or robin, marlin or cardinal)
2. Toys - battery powered, electric or gas powered under 1.5 hp
3. Lesbianitis (may also compound with selection 2)
4. Anal (Prolly not by choice... sup' Dins?)
5. Jungle Fever (MVS, Stan Pickle, your thoughts?)
OF course just the mention of these possibilities has sent PSU in search of the Crisco, wool socks or Mrs. PSU and will result in a defacto Euthenization of his rd. 1 beating by HH.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:33 am
From a couple of pics of fat homos in S&M gear?Charles De Mar wrote: YUMYUM just scared teh shit out of everyone.....ITS OVA!
Not bloody likely.
You should fall to your knees and thank the Gods that the Almighty Ronnie does not post here. Ronnie rocked the Universe and feared no man or beast.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:13 am
I think black Vic has the key to Trev's extra-wide slip&slide. Every time he posts she fogs up her monitor and stains her Jockeys. #5 on Scott's list is a definite yes for Cookiemom.KC Scott wrote:I think Trev gives dave wood.
Re: SMASH
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:29 am
Nice.Rootbeer wrote:extra-wide slip&slide
Re: SMASH
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:40 am
Oh yeah, I'd roll on the carpet with ChargerMama while the cookies burned. That wasn't clear? I can hear that button buzz a continent away.