Hey, Hey I wanna be a Smack Star

[KC Scott]

Dedicated to those attempting to entertain us........

I'm tired of posting on boards
with rooms I’m not in
I’m at the bottom of piles
and I'm never gonna win
Chasing Jim Rome hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new Nic
one that’s epcot and known
And be moderator of my own damn fourm
And have a King size Av Big enough
for Old Luth to see

I need some Big board cred that's got no limit
And PM’s from SG with some great porn in it
Gonna join the work spank club
In the handicap stall at Three

I got a brand new Dell with 2 megs of Ram
Cruisin’ My Space with my dick in my hand
Posting up tween Cuda and shutyomouth
is just fine for me

I'm gonna trade free time for fortune and fame
I'll even learn new words so I don’t sound lame

[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be big Smack stars
And live like Dinsdale telling stories in Bars
The lies come easy and the bandwidth’s cheap
And I’ll get my stomach stapled so I just won't eat
And we'll hang out and debate cars
Music, Sports and Salsa Jars
Every Stupid Newbie
will cringe in fear
Every drunken loser
drinking Natie beer

Hey hey I wanna be a Smak star
Hey hey I wanna be a Smack star

I wanna be great like Fester without the hassle
Hire Hoonta & DC to smack up the assholes
Have ‘em Wytch some pics
of lots of famous dudes & me

I think I'm gonna post some links
without comment
Then add a few smiliey’s with my sig file on it
Gonna Send 10 pogs
to all my new board buddies

I'm gonna call you a fag
In ten different ways
I’ll even wear hair Gel
Like Raider James

'Cause we all just wanna be big smack Gods
And be on top the piles
of those KC Clods
Slapping Jess is easy,
when your smack runs deep
I’ll rule Stuck Nut and I just won’t sleep
And I’ll be thought of like, Phoenix Jay
I’ll beat down Moorese on his best day
Every quote will smoke
Death in every quip
Every word I type, Fat Paul will rip
I’ll get big racks and a Bwa ha ha
And I bet that Trev sends me her Bra
I’ll get ZZTop to admit he’s gay
And he wants a 3 way with Y2K

Hey hey I wanna be a Smack star
Hey hey I wanna be a Smack star

The reindeer will fear me
and the Bunny’s will hide
And Douchebag’s posse
will wish they all died
War Wagon won’t flash
That gap tooth smile
And the Shrubber will wanna put me on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna be a Smack star
Hey hey I wanna be a Smack star

I'm gonna bust those posts
that offend the censors
They’re gonna turn Salad Tosser
to an ordained Minister
When they “who the hell, is this Fuck?”
I'll just say “because you Suck”

I'll get washed-up poptart running all the Trolls
And have Smackie& Roach loading up my bowls
Then listen to you fags tell me how damn good I am

I'm gonna win this now for fortune and fame
I'd even change my nic, and grow a brain

[War Wagon]

RACK!!!

Great stuff, Scotty.

[PSUFAN]

Yep, great stuff.

[RadioFan]

RACK

[Jay in Phoenix]

Nice Scott...nice.

Unt now, ze Rack for you.

[RevLimiter]

EPCOT!

[RumpleForeskin]

I got a brand new Dell with 2 megs of Ram
Cruisin’ My Space with my dick in my hand

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Toss 'nother Rack. Funny shite.

[Ana Ng]

Whoa?!

Colossal RACK!

I think I'm gonna post some links
without comment
Then add a few smiliey’s with my sig file on it

BWAH!!

[orcinus]

Choice!

[Miss Conduct]

RACKS!

[poptart]

RACK KC Scott!

[SaladTosser]

Wonderful, wonderful work.