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Brush with Oscar
Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:16 pm
by Smackie Chan
Last night, a friend and I are at the Olde Absinthe House on Bourbon Street. A few minutes after we get there, a hottie, who looks vaguuely familiar, sits next to me on my right. We get to talkin', and it turns out the reason it seemed as if I'd seen her before was because I had - last Sunday accepting the Oscar for Best Original Screeplay. She mentioned that she's a former stripper, and certainly has the credentials. Anyway, spent a few hours talking & drinking with...
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:38 pm
by KC Scott
Every good story needs a climatic ending.
Well...........?
Sin,
Dins & Mike Backer
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:48 am
by Mister Bushice
If not glued, most certainly duct taped.
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:24 am
by OCmike
Smackie Chan wrote:Last night, a friend and I are at the Olde Absinthe House on Bourbon Street. A few minutes after we get there, a hottie, who looks vaguuely familiar, sits next to me on my right. We get to talkin', and it turns out the reason it seemed as if I'd seen her before was because I had - last Sunday accepting the Oscar for Best Original Screeplay. She mentioned that she's a former stripper, and certainly has the credentials. Anyway, spent a few hours talking & drinking with...
And she didn't mind that you look like Sam Elliot from "Roadhouse"? :D
Now, on to more important things: Were she and Jenna Elfman separated at birth, or what...
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:54 am
by Diogenes
Not really. But this chick is going to be in her next flick...
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:53 am
by Smackie Chan
Just ran into her again on Bourbon St. Got a nice hug from her. We're tight now.
Zychan
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:48 pm
by poptart
Smackie wrote:Just ran into her again on Bourbon St. Got a nice hug from her
Yeah, you got a hug from her, but did she get this board link from
you?
Help us out.
You coulda been a supahstar.
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:58 pm
by Diogenes
We're going to need a pic with your hand on her ass and your toungue in her ear for verification.
And don't get arrested doing it.
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:01 pm
by PSUFAN
I guess I didn't spreadsheet effectively, Smackie...but do you live in NOLA?
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:29 am
by Brock in Va Beach
Toddowen wrote:FHM.....KFC....What the fuck ever
It's all about the same thing.....getting the more gusto for your buck.
Now here this, fucks....I just tipped the KFC cashier three mother fucking dollars.
Do any of you even care which sex the casheir was? Speculate all you want, you fucking back talking, image smearing peieces of shit....I did something GOOD today.
And THEN.....once I inhaled the 8 pice leg and thigh {with four free biscuits}, I drove into my driveway, walked thru my front door, grabbed one of my cats, and kicked it in the belly!!!!
HARD
Take your fucking meds
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:33 am
by Goober McTuber
Random Asshole wrote:Toddowen wrote:FHM.....KFC....What the fuck ever
It's all about the same thing.....getting the more gusto for your buck.
Now here this, fucks....I just tipped the KFC cashier three mother fucking dollars.
Do any of you even care which sex the casheir was? Speculate all you want, you fucking back talking, image smearing peieces of shit....I did something GOOD today.
And THEN.....once I inhaled the 8 pice leg and thigh {with four free biscuits}, I drove into my driveway, walked thru my front door, grabbed one of my cats, and kicked it in the belly!!!!
HARD
Take Marilyn Monroe's meds
FTFY
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:53 pm
by Charles De Mar
I liked the FKC story about chikken.
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:15 am
by Diogenes
Brock in Va Beach wrote:Toddowen wrote:FHM.....KFC....What the fuck ever
It's all about the same thing.....getting the more gusto for your buck.
Now here this, fucks....I just tipped the KFC cashier three mother fucking dollars.
Do any of you even care which sex the casheir was? Speculate all you want, you fucking back talking, image smearing peieces of shit....I did something GOOD today.
And THEN.....once I inhaled the 8 pice leg and thigh {with four free biscuits}, I drove into my driveway, walked thru my front door, grabbed one of my cats, and kicked it in the belly!!!!
HARD
Take your fucking meds
And by meds we mean...
Sin,
Everyone.
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:23 am
by Rack Fu
Diogenes wrote:Not really. But this chick is going to be in her next flick...
Props to whomever "Brian" is for getting that hot chick to tattoo his name near her puss.
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:25 am
by Brock in Va Beach
Rack Fu wrote:
Props to whomever "Brian" is for getting that hot chick to tattoo his name near her puss.
It's this piece of shit.
God is a motherfucker
Re: Brush with Oscar
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:33 pm
by Rack Fu
Brock in Va Beach wrote:Rack Fu wrote:
Props to whomever "Brian" is for getting that hot chick to tattoo his name near her puss.
It's this piece of shit.
God is a motherfucker
Are you shittin' me?
Life is cruel sometimes. Not like my 38 year old, married and unfamous ass had a shot at her or anything. Just sayin'.