I've got a band. We have songs, equipment, etc. We don't have a name.
Every time we talk about it, someone blurts out "Atomic Flounder" or "Acrid Mist Ascending" or "The Scalp Doilies" or something unacceptable...so, it gets tabled.
The annoying part is that when the band is theoretical, or someone asks you for name suggestions for their band, they fly around like Annie's massive mammary sacks as her banana seat bike hits potholes. When it comes to naming your own band, not so much.
So...what do you have for me, fuckers? Our music is kinda power pop. We have three members...at 37 I'm the youngest, so old guy references definitely work. The bass player is 53.
We're recording a couple of tracks soon, if I can shine them up enough I'll post an mp3 or two so's you can guffaw at it.
I have great faith that you'll give me some kickass options.
I was trying to work with "Edgar Winter's Missing Pigments"...://facepalm
Help me out here.
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:25 pm
by Mr. Schwump
I personally think "The Dinsdales" has a nice ring to it. Simple, uncluttered, sort of like its namesake's brain.
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:02 pm
by RadioFan
Mace wrote:The Nitanny Losers
Nice.
TheJON's
Bwah!
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:30 pm
by bbqjones
did the same thing at the bar last weekend. after a few pitchers and a few cuervos, we settled on the foopers. unfortunately none of us play anything very well.
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:51 pm
by Diogenes
Living in Pittsburg. (your emblem would be a clown crying).
The Pennsylvania Petunias.
The Pitts.
The Mydol Men.
We've got nothing.
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:54 pm
by Diogenes
Old Man River.
Father Tyme.
Male Menopause.
Yer Daddys.
Where's my walker?
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:25 pm
by jiminphilly
The Stains
Victory in a Bottle
Flock of Pigeons
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:28 pm
by Moby Dick
Flaming Anus
Bricktop
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:53 pm
by BSmack
Yinzer Skidmarks
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:26 pm
by peter dragon
DickEyeGlen
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:00 pm
by Shoalzie
One Night Only
Some Assembly Required
Choking Hazard
Small Parts
Batteries Not Included
Old News
11
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:18 pm
by DC Smackmaster
Penis Envy
Popto Vitriol
It's In Our Pants
FleshWound
Quit Pickin At It
Elmer's Goo
Once Dust
Ignore Feature
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:26 pm
by Shoalzie
Spent
Wet Spot
Third Leg
Baby Arm
Men Without Pants
Satellite of Love
Confluence
Hungry Like A Chipmunk
Cropduster Serenade
Spandex and Cellulite
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:54 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
The Cockblockers
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:56 pm
by OCmike
Rusty Penny
Chunky Anus
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:01 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
The Stool Samples
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:54 pm
by smackaholic
Saw a fag personal ad looking for "heavy shooters".
I decided that it would make a pretty awesome band name.
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:48 am
by Ana Ng
The Arthrithmics
Sit to Pee
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:20 am
by Goober McTuber
Annie's Massive Mammary Sacks.
The Previs and Quadrevion Swim Club.
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:29 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Goober McTuber wrote:
The Previs and Quadrevion Swim Club.
I pray that this one's the winner.
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:04 am
by Kid Nashville
Racial Ray and the Ex-Negros
If you don't use it, I will.
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:39 am
by War Wagon
Douchebag Delight
Enema at 11
Annie and the Masectomies
Penile Front
Colonoscopy Cacaphony
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:07 am
by Screw_Michigan
Self-loathing Jews
Bald Assholes
Stop and Chat
Huge Vagina
U&L
Out Front Should've Told You
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:07 am
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Bus fare for Scritti
The Invsiblm Models
As Usualm
Suss and the Dreary's
I'm sure Cuda can thake this theme and come up with a million things for you.
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:27 am
by Wannabet?
The Mud Stripes
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:29 am
by Screw_Michigan
Fandango wrote:Kimmy Gibler
pussy-ass, rolodex smacking tard in your case. keep hiding your forum, cunt.
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:43 am
by Mister Bushice
Fuse
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:43 am
by Jeff in SD
6 foot midget
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:04 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Ralph Hinkley and The Crew
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:23 pm
by PSUFAN
Sit to Pee
Racial Ray and the Ex-Negros
Colonoscopy Cacaphony
Huge Vagina
bwahahaha
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:59 pm
by Dinsdale
smackaholic wrote:Saw a fag personal ad looking for "heavy shooters".
Just stopping by to quote this, before smackaholic sobers up, rethinks his thought process, and edits it.
You didn't happen to be a master at the art of performing fellatio in high school by any chance, did you?
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:57 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
smackaholic wrote:Saw a fag personal ad looking for "heavy shooters".
I decided that it would make a pretty awesome band name.
GAY MALE SEEKING "Heavy Shooter":
Overblown, ex-navy, middle-aged loser with women's panty fetish
looking for tarp-sized fun.
Interests include, photography and Arby's. Turn offs: reindeer.
Due to my lazy eye, am able to look at two directions at the same time.
Willing to relocate anywhere in the country, with the help of Y2...errr...some guy I know.
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:44 pm
by smackaholic
Dinsdale wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Saw a fag personal ad looking for "heavy shooters".
Just stopping by to quote this, before smackaholic sobers up, rethinks his thought process, and edits it.
You didn't happen to be a master at the art of performing fellatio in high school by any chance, did you?
trust me dins, as I typed "saw a fag personal ad" I thought to myself, self, your gonna catch a load of shit for that one, but, fuggit.
I'm certain all of you fukkers have a local free rag, usually called "the advocate" that caters to the local "alternative" lifestyle types. The personal ads, particularly the man seeking man ones are a riot.
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:45 pm
by Ana Ng
The Little Rubber Band
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:53 pm
by Brock in Va Beach
I'm pretty sure I've never seen a personal ad geared towards buttfuckers. Why are you keeping up on the current affairs of the "alternative lifestyle"?
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:03 am
by smackaholic
cause it's a funny read.
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 2:50 am
by SG's Son
Fandango wrote:Smackaholic's Secret Gay Lifestyle
I bet I'd like them.
Re: Name my Band
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:39 am
by Ang
We have done a few exercises like this in our house for our kid's hypothetical band, and it has nothing to do with any kind of music but this name always comes up because it makes us laugh...