Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions

[RumpleForeskin]

I need to read up on this. Venezuela is waging war on Columbia because of Columbia's "on good terms" relationship with the US and their fight against rebels, right?

How long before Chavez mysteriously disappears?

[RumpleForeskin]

That faint sound you hear off into the distance is Tom Clancy's typewriter.

[Dr_Phibes]

I had a few FARC news sites bookmarked that were run out of Europe - they all went down a week before Reyes was martyred.

Good points from Chavez, if you don't nip that sort of thing in bud, you'll soon have Columbians tearing around South America acting like jews and thinking they run the place.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Since he's is all buddy buddy with FARC and Correa in Ecuador is his personal fingerpuppet...

Get fucked.

Concentrate attention on your own narco-state.

[Dr_Phibes]

Is the imperialist brain trust even capable of multi-tasking? I can't wait for the big 'South America' plan to unfold. Does it involve the Kosovans?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I can't wait for the big 'South America' plan to unfold.

I'm sure it'll be a war that pays for it's self.

Hopefully Noriega will get parole soon so he can launder the drug money of his former client's son.
Just like old times.

[Dr_Phibes]

ooooo it's getting good now. The Columbians are saying they've found documents on Reyes that show he was trying to aquire uranium for making 'dirty weapons of mass destruction'

deer kim il sung

i would like a dirty bomb senior pliz ok comrade

luv

paulo

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'll believe it when I see the doctored evidence of "mobile WMD launchers".

What is the South American equivalent of MEMRI?

[Cuda]

We have plenty of folks in Colombia. The Colombians will continue to attack FARC wherever they might be hiding and they won't be asking El Gordo if he likes it.

What's he gonna to do about it anyway?

~yip, yip, yip~

He'll have to launder a few million more dollars into O'Bama's campaign fund.

[Diogenes]

Link? I tghought taking illegal contributions from foriegn governments who hate America was a Clinton thing.

[Cuda]

So chubs i going to cut off all trade with Columbia?

Seeing as how Venezuela (thanks to chubby's price controls) is utterly dependent on Columbia for FOOD, that's going to go over real big with the Venezuelan population.

Somebody the other day thought it was amusing that when chubs ordered 10 Tank Battalions to the Columbian Border, only a handful of tanks actually obeyed. What I thought was the funniest part is that Chavez doesn't even fucking HAVE 10 tank battalions

[Cuda]

Looks like chubs has signed a volunteer driver for one of his spare tanks

[Dr_Phibes]

it's posturing, no one is going to attack anyone you nit wits.

And their have always been food shortages. For christ sake.

[Cuda]

If by "always" you mean "ever since Chavez took power" then, yeah.

[Dr_Phibes]

Well he hasn't actually boycotted anything, he's just mouthing off. I don't think Uribe expected anything to come of that and Chavez has him on his heels. He'd be crazy if he didn't push the issue, he's in driver's seat.

[Dr_Phibes]

Oh bullshit, Reyes wasn't number two - top seven maybe, he was a spokesman. And FARC have no problems, for the past two years they've been baiting and wiping out larger military units on an ever growing scale. Comrade Chavez turned what might have been a run of the mill killing into an international incident and the Colombians are tripping over themselves with laughably shit cover stories.

BODE Hugo.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

BOGOTA — A mysterious "Belisario'' offered to sell Colombian rebels uranium that could be used for a dirty bomb.

Hmmm...seems awfully familiar...can't quite put my finger on it...I seem to recall a similar story...

[Dr_Phibes]

I'd take that with a grain of salt, someones shown up with a severed hand. It doesn't matter anyway, the Secritariat only oversee The General Staff - it's highly structured and they're fielding upwards of seventeen thousand men.

Meanwhile, thanks to Camrade Chavez, Uribe has admitted he's been a naughty boy and promised not to do it again - walking away from the summit with his thumb up his arse and a shit-eating grin on his face:

unilateral colombia

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

We are all Bolivarians today.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Diogenes]

We are all Bolivarians today.