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When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:39 pm
by BSmack
See if you guys can figure out where Paulie went wrong.
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Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:04 pm
by Wannabet?
I am going to go ahead and guess you are linking to one of the only threads where you aren't getting run. Congrats on your tard fight win against KFCPaul, you must be proud.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:17 pm
by BSmack
Paul,
Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:20 pm
by Wannabet?
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:24 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Brian, don't be a fucking tard and spam this shit thread to different forums.
Paul melted. Big deal. Water is wet my friend.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:31 pm
by BSmack
RumpleForeskin wrote:Brian, don't be a fucking tard and spam this shit thread to different forums.
Paul melted. Big deal. Water is wet my friend.
The proper analogy is "doughnuts are fattening".
sin
:paul:
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:37 pm
by Wolfman
We gots to know where did Eliot err--- Client #9 go wrong ?
Tell us Mr. NY Democratic !
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:42 pm
by Charles De Mar
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Teh funny, lololl1111!!1
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:53 pm
by Diogenes
The thread title makes no grammatical sense.It shoud ether be When KFC Pauls "attack" or When KFC Paul "attacks".
Your welcome.
I'll explain to Dimsdale why this post is funny later.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:27 pm
by Felix
they should have included that music in the original soundtrack.....
the movie might have been watchable.....
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:00 pm
by RevLimiter
BSmack wrote:Paul,
Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.
Prove it, shit-for-brains.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:44 pm
by Truman
Well, I won't cop to "shit-fer-brains", but...
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-on-a-fucking-pogo-stick.
Jayzus, Paul, the wear on your tires has gone from thin to slick. Hell, KC woulda gladly traded your incoherent ass to St. Loser long ago for couple of Imo's pizzas and a suitcase full o' White Castles had those bastards not insisted that the asking price was too high....
Seriously, dude, go entertain the Nutters for the next half-millennia.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:49 pm
by RevLimiter
Truman wrote:Well, I won't cop to "shit-fer-brains", but...
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-on-a-fucking-pogo-stick.
Jayzus, Paul, the wear on your tires has gone from thin to slick. Hell, KC woulda gladly traded your incoherent ass to St. Loser long ago for couple of Imo's pizzas and a suitcase full o' White Castles had those bastards not insisted that the asking price was too high....
Seriously, dude, go entertain the Nutters for the next half-millennia.
Way to have my back there Truman...I'll say it one more time. Somebody PROVE that Wannabet is my troll. I'm telling you that it's NOT. PERIOD. END OF DISCUSSION.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:57 pm
by BSmack
RevLimiter wrote:Way to have my back there Truman...I'll say it one more time. Somebody PROVE that Wannabet is my troll. I'm telling you that it's NOT. PERIOD. END OF DISCUSSION.
Christ, pop a fuckin Midol bitch.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:06 am
by KC Scott
Diogenes wrote:The thread title makes no grammatical sense.It shoud ether be When KFC Pauls "attack" or When KFC Paul "attacks"
Option 3 - AKA
Discount day at the Buffet
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Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:26 am
by RevLimiter
BSmack wrote:RevLimiter wrote:Way to have my back there Truman...I'll say it one more time. Somebody PROVE that Wannabet is my troll. I'm telling you that it's NOT. PERIOD. END OF DISCUSSION.
Christ, pop a fuckin Midol bitch.
Translated: You CAN'T prove it.
Fuck off, you ankle-biting cunt.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:01 am
by Truman
Admissions be damned, eh, Paul?
Now HERE's a thought: Why don't YOU try proving that it isn't.
AP much?
After all: What part of,
"Alright, alright. You guys got me, this is one of my trolls."
…did we fail to comprehend?
Hint: Dude. EVERYTHING you post North of the NFL Forum is subject to pile-on.
Run away. Now.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:07 am
by fix
BSmack wrote:Paul,
Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.
You're wrong on this one Bri, but I can see how you might have mistaken it for Paul.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:16 am
by RadioFan
Oh lord, Otis. You've just opened up the partially-hydrogenatedgates.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:28 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
B_Smack sure loves calling for the pile on.
Ironic, that he himself would put on a dress and run away like a little bitch when the heat is directed at him.
Glass houses Bri, you fuckface.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:29 am
by RevLimiter
It fucking ROCKS that I'm still a topic of conversation with some of you.
Carry on with your bad selves.
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Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:30 am
by RevLimiter
Martyred wrote:B_Smack sure loves calling for the pile on.
Ironic, that he himself would put on a dress and run away like a little bitch when the heat is directed at him.
Glass houses Bri, you fuckface.
That's how he rolls.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:31 am
by dotdotdot
i'm still waiting for KCPaul to post something funny.
He seems to laugh at his own stuff a lot, but I doubt he's actually reading what he's posting.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:35 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
RevLimiter wrote:Martyred wrote:B_Smack sure loves calling for the pile on.
Ironic, that he himself would put on a dress and run away like a little bitch when the heat is directed at him.
Glass houses Bri, you fuckface.
That's how he rolls.
At least you take a beating standing up.
Douche_Smack hides behind his wife's (fake) maternity dress. He truly is a sackless coward.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:01 am
by War Wagon
Otis wrote:BSmack wrote:Paul,
Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.
You're wrong on this one Bri, but I can see how you might have mistaken it for Paul.
I tended to believe that wasn't Paul's troll when he categorically denied it when first accused. Paul's a lot of things, but liar isn't one of them.
That said, Wannabet? sucks worse. Fingernails on a chalkboard level of sucktitude. That's some troll, has to be. Nobody could intentionally suck that bad.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:17 am
by Truman
^^^^^
What Wags said.
Paul denies it, and Otis confirms it.
Good enough for me.
But in other news, there appears to be unrest within the Board's Central Committee, with Merdered posturing for a possible coup.
I'll take Rochester and lay the points.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:15 am
by Diogenes
Papa Willie wrote:
Mine, motherfuckers. All mine.
Nobody is going to associate their name with that other than me. I fuck the birds, I kill the birds, I cook the birds, and I EAT the motherfucking birds.
But you don't link pictures of the birds.
Not from Angelfire.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:04 pm
by BSmack
Martyred wrote:At least you take a beating standing up.
He has no choice. There isn't a chair big enough for him.
Douche_Smack hides behind his wife's (fake) maternity dress. He truly is a sackless coward.
How the fuck am I hiding behind my wife? You're the one who brought her up, not I.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:06 pm
by BSmack
Otis wrote:BSmack wrote:Paul,
Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.
You're wrong on this one Bri, but I can see how you might have mistaken it for Paul.
Yea, Felix gave me the 411 also. Too bad guns are so hard to get in Ootawa. To suck so hard that one is repeatedly mistaken for KFC Paul should merit a a self inflicted gunshot to the head.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:45 pm
by Goober McTuber
BSmack wrote:Otis wrote:BSmack wrote:Paul,
Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.
You're wrong on this one Bri, but I can see how you might have mistaken it for Paul.
Yea, Felix gave me the 411 also. Too bad guns are so hard to get in Ootawa. To suck so hard that one is repeatedly mistaken for KFC Paul should merit a a self inflicted gunshot to the head.
Are you saying that Wannabet is Marty’s shit troll?
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:54 pm
by BSmack
Goober McTuber wrote:Are you saying that Wannabet is Marty’s shit troll?
Nope, just that Wannabet is from Ootawa. I seem to recall an equally shitty Patsfan who used to gloss himself Hapday also hailing from that area. Hap was also a dedicated rider of the Bush/Harper nutsack. And based on the two posts Wannbet has posted in the Spin Zone, he appears to be a big fan of ambiguously gay conservatives as well.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:14 pm
by RevLimiter
BSmack wrote:Paul,
Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.
Brian, I'm going to go ahead and accept your heartfelt apology in advance.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:49 pm
by BSmack
RevLimiter wrote:BSmack wrote:Paul,
Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.
Brian, I'm going to go ahead and accept your heartfelt apology in advance.
For what? Confusing you with another retard?
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:54 pm
by RevLimiter
Brian, just admit you were wrong and this will go SO much better for you.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:12 pm
by Jeff in SD
Truman wrote:
Seriously, dude, go entertain the Nutters for the next half-millennia.
That shit aint right! We already are stuck with Shrubber, you guys need to place someone at another halfway house.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:22 pm
by BSmack
RevLimiter wrote:Brian, just admit you were wrong and this will go SO much better for you.
What are you going to do Paul? Lob some fresh and original smack in my direction?
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Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:01 pm
by RevLimiter
Headhunter wrote:Ok Good Lord BSmack, get off your fucking high horse.
Words to live by.
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Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:36 pm
by BSmack
That's exactly what everyone expected you to do Paul. When in doubt, C&P. It sure the fuck beats being original, or funny.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:51 pm
by RevLimiter
It just doesn't matter if it's TRUE, Brian. You will never learn.
Re: When KFC Paul's "attack"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:03 pm
by BSmack
RevLimiter wrote:It just doesn't matter if it's TRUE, Brian. You will never learn.
I can almost see the tears streaming down your face as you mashed that post on your keyboard.