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Why can't a rich and powerful man hire a prostitute to service him? When you have a guy willing to plunk down $5,500 an hour for a little ass...you encourage that guy, not topple him from amidst the mighty. Is he not a boon for the economy?

Who exactly does this hurt?

Why are the fucking euros so far ahead of us on the issues of prostitution and weed legalization?

When so much of our media seems geared towards selling us hotties...a guy who can peel off tens of thousands of dollars to slake his thirst gets brutally excoriated?

Please tell me - when is this

supposed to be enough for a man of means? Sorry, Elliot...you have to stick to Silda? I'm calling bullshit.

Elliot is a John...Big Fucking Deal!

The Crew has shown interest:

Spitzer played hell on a Wall Street machine that fucked the small investor.

That said, he's a fucking douchebag for hiring the whore

JESUS!!! Is she single yet?

--Fu

yeah dude shouldn't have been going after prostitution rings if he wanted the pussy himself. Best part is why didn't the just get the shit free in return for keeping their company under the rug

Kinda remind me of that anti gay preacher who got busted screwing his male massage therapist.

Seems to me that those in certain high ranking places be it politics or religion who are the biggest tubthumpers, are usually doing the kind of things they are rallying or preaching against.

on a side note what would happen if an American president did what the French one did recently
That is get divorced then remarried to a slutty ex "supermodel" wh has a reputation for preferring her her partners married to someone else when she gets a hold of them ie she did Mick Jagger when he was married to Jerry Hall & the father of her son is actually the son of a guy she was dating who was married at the time.
Makes for an interesting story when the son is old enough to read all about it in the French gossip mag archives.

I guess he took a wrong turn down Fuck-A-Hooker Avenue.

I sobbed...
It was a sin and he should endure public shame.

/sin/

missjo wrote: on a side note what would happen if an American president did what the French one did recently

France seems to have odd standards for their politicians. It's almost like if they're not cheating on their OLs that something's wrong with them.

PSUFAN wrote:

JESUS!!! Is she single yet?

I honestly didn't give a flying fuck about this story until I saw his wife's face.

Holy shit.

Hugh Hefner, meet Ms. Spitzer ... errr the former Mrs. Spitzer.

Long story short: Just another hypocrite. Nothing to see here, folks.

My grandfather used to say, "The squeaky wheel gets the oil."

Indeed.

As much of an asshole as the nice Irish boy Spitzer really is---and he is a real nasty little creep, truly the model for Tom Wolfe's Bonfire Of The Vanities hyper-ambitious DA--the sad fact remains that he really was the one guy vigorously running down the sucking corporate hogs with their gobbled jowled snouts pushed deep into the trough. Grasso, in particular. The seriously major league criminals loosed by the deregulation policies of the current (unelected) criminal cabal. These hideous phonies call this Wild West policy "Reganism" in some demented homage to the senile criminal himself.

Spitzer should have just announced, "I serve the Eternal Pussy, and you want a relaxed and comforted governor...DON'T YOU?!", (but he's not really Irish), so what does he do now..at 47?

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Spitzer should have just announced, "I serve the Eternal Pussy, and you want a relaxed and comforted governor...DON'T YOU?!", (but he's not really Irish), so what does he do now..at 47?

What does he do? He's an heir to a half billion dollar fortune. Income from his rental properties last year netted him nearly 2 million. What he does is chill the fuck out and enjoy his half of the money as soon as his wife discretely divorces his ass.

RadioFan wrote:

But it's all her fault.

-sin,
Dr. Laura

Damn trev, I typed out a NICE take on Dr Laura's take over at .net, and then 2 hrs later the board was trashed.

One of my more brilliant efforts ... gone for good.


I was run.

poptart wrote:Damn trev, I typed out a NICE take on Dr Laura's take over at .net, and then 2 hrs later the board was trashed.

One of my more brilliant efforts ... gone for good.


I was run.

Damn. Sorry I missed it!

Give me the cliff notes.

Amsterdam is looking good for Elliot right about now.

That's a lot of change to throw at clean prostitutes.

trev,

I chug-a-lugged 3 expressos in about 20 minutes and then typed that take out.
That particular post was the proverbial summit of Everest of my posting career.
Shot a hot 6-day-old wad out the side of my cock on it.

Gone.

Russ is my enemy.



exxxtreme cliff notes:


Women are the root of all evil.

- Evel



p.s. I think I threw the term trevwhoretime in to that post somewhere. Not sure though, I forget. haha

trev wrote:

poptart wrote:Damn trev, I typed out a NICE take on Dr Laura's take over at .net, and then 2 hrs later the board was trashed.

One of my more brilliant efforts ... gone for good.


I was run.

Damn. Sorry I missed it!

Give me the cliff notes.

She's a whore.

You're welcome.

mvscal wrote:

LTS TRN 2 wrote:As much of an asshole as the nice Irish boy Spitzer really is---

He's a Jew, you fucking moron.

My sources tell me he will be moving to Israel and declare citizenship so he can run for office over there. Once he's PM he'll get his hookers at 1/2 price and be able to screw the Pali shit heads out of the rest of "their" land.

Rack Eliot!

Jsc810 wrote: You don't have to agree with everything the man did to recognize that Reagan was one of the greatest presidents of the 1980's.

FTFY.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Jsc810 wrote: You don't have to agree with everything the man did to recognize that Reagan was one of the greatest presidents of the 1980's.

FTFY.

Spending more money than he brought in, to the point we still can't pay the bill 25 years later, made him "great"?

We appreciate this news. We feel we have approached a level of greatness that few can achieve.

Sin,
People In Foreclosure

Could have been worse people, Carter could have been re-elected.

My sources tell me he will be moving to Israel and declare citizenship so he can run for office over there. Once he's PM he'll get his hookers at 1/2 price

Um, actually, problems there too. See, now that there has been movement of Orthodox Jews into the Israeli "suburbs", they have been stoning women who have the audacity to dress in pants.

So Elliot could move there, build a really swank pad in the bagelburgs, but they'll still throw rocks at his hookers. Bad idea. I would still suggest Amsterdam.

PSUFAN wrote:

My sources tell me he will be moving to Israel and declare citizenship so he can run for office over there. Once he's PM he'll get his hookers at 1/2 price

Um, actually, problems there too. See, now that there has been movement of Orthodox Jews into the Israeli "suburbs", they have been stoning women who have the audacity to dress in pants.

You've got your costumes confused. And I didn't know the West Bank was considered the 'burbs'.

Yea, babs, I, uh, knew he wasn't Irish. As for being a half-billionaire, well that's news. Yeah, I'll guess wifey is ready to trim that sack a bit.
Reagan, of course, is the most over-rated president in history. A complete criminal from nose to toes, his policies have proven disastrous. He did nothing to end the Cold War, but rather based his entire demented agenda on extending it. When the USSR went kaput, he and his lackeys were shocked. Only desperate GOP neocon morons see a hero in ol' Dutch.

A lying seething self-righteous hypocrite in Israel? Sounds like Elliot will fit right in.

He might as well have his foreskin sewn back on.

bwaaaaahahahahaha. See, I KNEW there was a reason to start this thread.

Diogenes wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:

My sources tell me he will be moving to Israel and declare citizenship so he can run for office over there. Once he's PM he'll get his hookers at 1/2 price

Um, actually, problems there too. See, now that there has been movement of Orthodox Jews into the Israeli "suburbs", they have been stoning women who have the audacity to dress in pants.

You've got your costumes confused. And I didn't know the West Bank was considered the 'burbs'.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... Id=7361060" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Elliot better not send his whores out for groceries.



Of course, maybe he likes them a little banged up...

BTW - what kind of fucking freaks throw rocks at women because they're wearing pants?

PSU,
Don't be an alarmist retard like Nick, you're making it sound like all orthodox Jews are into stoning bitches. Yes, there is a small sect of ultra idiots out there, but their numbers are few & eventually (hopefully) they'll end up doing something stupid enough to get killed off.

e wrote:

mvscal wrote:

LTS TRN 2 wrote:As for being a half-billionaire, well that's news.

He isn't. His dad is.

so that makes him 1/4 billionaire?

Not quite. Silda gets half, which makes him 1/8. After the divorce lawyers get their cut, he'll be reduced to being R_t_S.

mvscal wrote:It makes him next to nothing. Evidently Pops is far smarter than his dumbfuck kid and has entrusted him with nothing more than the minimum needed to maintain him in a style that won't embarass the family name.

Evidently Pops calculated that minimum amout wrong, he was at least $80k high.

The Big Pickle wrote:Hey mvscal,

Love your sig file. Wow. I'm honored.

The Big Pickle wrote:There are people here wishing that I get raped and killed by kniggers!

I don’t see how it could be considered rape when it’s totally consensual.

The Big Pickle wrote:

mvscal wrote:I think it's really more of a roleplay thing.

"Oooo you savage mandingo, you frighten me so. Take whatever you want, but please don't...defile me! I'll...I'll do anything", Stanley moaned while fumbling with his trousers and flopping face down in the dirt.

me thinks you are the one with a fetish for mandingo cokkk. You certainly obsess over it enough. Practically every other one of your posts regards blackkk cokkk. I think somebody has been outted!

I see you've stolen the Kansas City Message Board Posting Handbook. For most posters, taking its recommendations results in lower quality. Just goes to show there are exceptions to every rule.

Well he does have a fetish for giving a Mexican a rimjob as well as the courtesy of a reacharound.

Who was it again that posted a pic of himself fondling a JTR look-alike? mvscal? I think not.

PSU,
Don't be an alarmist retard like Nick, you're making it sound like all orthodox Jews are into stoning bitches.

Ok, you're right. If you start hurling rocks at C_U's avatar, though...

Maybe my eyes are going, but I can't see the chick getting stoned in this pic.


Is she hot?

PSUFAN wrote: BTW - what kind of fucking freaks throw rocks at women because they're wearing pants?

People in the middle east throw rocks for several reasons:

1. It’s fun. :D

2. They’re cheaper than bullets.

3. Contrary to what you see on the news, the average person throws rocks because it’s their only method of fighting back or attacking in some way. Most normal civilians aren’t armed with anything other than a rock or a big stick. You’d see the latter on CNN, but it makes for a better television to have an extremist wacko randomly firing an AK than a shepherd tossing his ewe-wranglin’ stick in the air.

4. As anyone who has unfortunately been to the Middle East can tell you, the ground there is nothing but sand…and baseball to fist-sized rocks. No pebbles, no stones…just a shitload of sand and a bunch of big hunkin hurl-able rocks that are freaking everywhere. The streets, the hills, the plateaus, the plains...all lined with baseball-sized rocks. Too big to use for gravel, to small to use as landscaping materials...might as well throw 'em at some tramp who's showing too much wrist!

BTW, orthodox jews are few and far between as compared to your "garden-vareity" jew, whereas (as we all know) most A-rabs all have some sort of oppressive rules when it comes to dress. Even when I was a sailor on liberty in Jordan(insert taking it up the ass from an Al Quaida member blast here), by far the most liberal of all arab countries (they drink and have pron), the women that were in my battle group couldn’t go out in shorts or skirts, or anything with a collar below the neckline. And these Jordanese schmoes were supposedly the blue-collar rebel A-rabs!

Anywho, as anyone who's spent a summer over there (*raises hand*) would tell you, if you lived year after fucking year in a place that fucking hot, that fucking humid, where you couldn't drink and couldn't get laid, after a while you'd go nuts and start killing motherfuckers and wanting to blow your ass up too.

e wrote:

OCmike wrote:...if you lived year after fucking year in a place that fucking hot, that fucking humid, where you couldn't drink and couldn't get laid...

my house?

Worst place of all "orthodox"-arab-wise was Bahrain. Their women were covered from head to toe in black burkhas with one-way mosquito netting-type stuff over their eyes, so you couldn't even check THEM out. I mean there was not one single millimeter that you could see on a chick's body. Granted, there aren't many Bahrani women that I'd want to peep, mustaches, scraggly pits and alpaca-like legs and all, but it was still odd to see chicks dressed up like a servant of Beezlebub.

That was the place where they used to hang heretics, political prisoners, adulterers and others in the town square daily. Too bad they forbade us to go...fukkers.