T1B

On the bbaby ppuma..

does this mean he can eat chocolate and post pictures of his nips again?

go boy

bbqjones wrote:does this mean he can eat chocolate and post pictures of his nips again?

go boy

i was drinking whan i wrote this, so disirregardless of that. hope your kid is healthy.

good stuff dude.

bbqjones wrote:disirregardless of that.

Somewhere in the U&L, Dins Clavensdale is writhing in pain, crooked fingers grasping for his grammarsmack spreadsheet and his computer keyboard at the same time.

The Big Pickle wrote:Congratulations on being the first cunt to fukk herself and get pregeant from it.

i gotta RACK that.

Congrats and best wishes to the ppanther clan.

"props" ---
Enigmatic offspring rule !!

Congrats!

Placenta Carpaccio all around!

I'll let the pickle tardation stand for two reasons, one, PP can handle herself if she has any issues. And 2, this is a smack board.



All that said, My best wishes to PPanther, Hubby, and PCub. This will probably serve to drive her further away from us as she continues to get a life. Sad really, but I wish her all the best.

Congrats, PP! Just remember to celebrate with champagne and not an expensive cup of indonesian poo coffee. :D

Way to go Ppanther. Congratulations and all the best from the desert.

Jay

Rack the new mommy.

Jsc810 wrote:Congrats and all the best to mommy and baby. A pic from TT, supposedly of pp and baby.

ppanther married a negro???

Cuda wrote:ppanther married a negro???

could have been a horse.

Jsc810 wrote:Congrats and all the best to mommy and baby. A pic from TT, supposedly of pp and baby.

[acid]this picture is fucked up in so many ways[/flashback]. perhaps missjo or reina can give us a better glimpse into the monkey dwarfish mitch albom looking thing.

jsc, get off the aim with jtr and get r done.

Jsc810 wrote:Congrats and all the best to mommy and baby. A pic from TT, supposedly of pp and baby.

Dood: a couple of things here.

No newborn baby looks like that. That kid in the pic is at least 3 months old.

Also - I have to believe that ppanther would never release a pic of her baby to the trolls. Yep, not happening.

Next - what's with the black crayon marks on the pic? Is that all that was available at Denny's?

Congrats, ppanther. Just be sure that YOU'RE the one who takes the cub in for its pediatric appointments...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

“Breast fed,” the woman replied.

“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You don’t have any milk.”

“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.”

Props aplenty.......

Smackie Chan wrote:Congrats, ppanther. Just be sure that YOU'RE the one who takes the cub in for its pediatric appointments...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

“Breast fed,” the woman replied.

“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You don’t have any milk.”

“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.”

Wow, you mean someone else on this board actually had sex in 2007 too?

Nishlord wrote:Wow, you mean someone else on this board actually had sex in 2007 too?

Didn't you used to be pretty good at this message board stuff?

Congratulations!

You probably weren't that fond of sleeping anyway.

^^^^^^
gets it (about being a new parent)
I am of the opinion that ppanther will be a great one !

Huzzah and congrats PP.

Congrats PP and family, hope all is well in Snoop Dog land.

Congrats Pp. Hope you, the hubby and especially the newest addition to the family are doing wonderfully.

Congratulations Christy, get him between the pipes ASAP.

Congrats PP. Protect and nurture the child well. Lord knows we need better guidance for our children. Looks like I am next as my wife is due in a few months and I can't wait.

What the heck is the deal with baby furniture? Crib, changer and dresser is about $1300, not including painting, changing the carpet and doing all those willy nilly things females love to do to the baby room. I have to chug a 1half ton piano down a flight of stairs as well to convert the 3rd bedroom to a guest room.