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I think of Cali as the "appendix" of the USA......Useless as tits on a nun...

ADAM wrote:I think of Cali as the "appendix" of the USA......Useless as tits on a nun...

I'm not saying this is bullshit, but you're hearing from the useless and noisy .0002% of Cali's. In reality, California is the 6th largest economy is the world, but let's not let facts get in the way. Most folks here are hard working and industrious, and you have to be so to make it financially. Most of us would like to nuke the State Capitol on home coming day and shut those pukes up that make our lives a freaken nightmare.

I'm not saying this is bullshit

You typed that in ADAM's direction? bwaahahaha

Jsc810 wrote:fSomeone in California wants to make a soap bubble around an elephant, and more than 2000 people there complain about it?? Youvegottobeshittingme. Get a life, will you?

I tried it. I ran out of soap.

No one complained, though they suggested I use tarps next time.

sin,

Rumpleforeskin.

I was at a meeting the other day with people who work for a company that we're acquiring. To this point, they've all driven to our offices, and suggested that it was prudent to find a more centralized location so that the driving was shared equally.

One of their office beasts then said, "I also think it bears mentioning that none of us has a large enough vehicle for us to carpool in, so we're all driving our individual vehicles. At some point, I think it's important for us to address the carbon footprint we're leaving here."

Only in CA.

There are many things that piss me off, but forbidding a Chinaman from blowing a soap bubble around an elephant is not one of them.

California pissed me off, too. It's not far enough away. They should trade places with Arizona or something.

Oh how I long for the day when Yuma is the new San Diego.

OCmike wrote:One of their office beasts then said, "I also think it bears mentioning that none of us has a large enough vehicle for us to carpool in, so we're all driving our individual vehicles. At some point, I think it's important for us to address the carbon footprint we're leaving here."

Am I to assume there will be no office hottie stories forthcoming?

RumpleForeskin wrote:Oh how I long for the day when Yuma is the new San Diego.

That would make me filthy rich then.

BSmack wrote:
Am I to assume there will be no office hottie stories forthcoming?

Well those chicks work in another office and no, there's no hotties there. But the chick that I work with closely is a filipina chick that's about a "9". War the fuck out of that. Of course, I *am* in the IT dept., so just about every other chick here is a solid deuce, if that.

The more we piss you assholes off the more you'll stay away.

I hope.

OCmike wrote:I was at a meeting the other day with people who work for a company that we're acquiring. To this point, they've all driven to our offices, and suggested that it was prudent to find a more centralized location so that the driving was shared equally.

One of their office beasts then said, "I also think it bears mentioning that none of us has a large enough vehicle for us to carpool in, so we're all driving our individual vehicles. At some point, I think it's important for us to address the carbon footprint we're leaving here."

Only in CA.

OC Mike's office hotties - trying to leave a small footprint...

Mikey wrote:The more we piss you assholes off the more you'll stay away.

I hope.

I'm sure a decrease in population would do wonders for your real estate market.

Mikey wrote: OC Mike's office hotties - trying to leave a small footprint...

Mikey you linked to a pic off of a Disney server? You've got balls, my friend. They're probably setting fires to Fallbrook avocado groves right now as we speak!