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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:51 pm
by RumpleForeskin
I can just see the personal ad now...
Female
36
Tall
Long Blonde Hair
Blue Eyes
Brown Eyes*
*call about bringing a friend
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:36 pm
by Mikey
Wouldn't be a bad idea to replace a few of the assholes around here.
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:40 pm
by Sirfindafold
archive
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:55 pm
by JayDuck
That stinks
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:59 pm
by Mister Bushice
So she's got a new shitter, so what.
Imagine how the guy with the leaky anus and three legs feels now.
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:01 pm
by ChargerMike
Mister Bushice wrote:So she's got a new shitter, so what.
Imagine how the guy with the leaky anus and three legs feels now.
...why do you hate black people?
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:11 pm
by PSUFAN
I could use a new anus.
--Kevnic
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:09 am
by Terry in Crapchester
Fox News all over a story about someone getting a new anus?
Naaah. Too easy.
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:19 am
by RadioFan
I wouldn't exactly call 4 sentences as "being all over it," but Rupert Murdock editors are pretty much trained to sniff out any story with the word "anus" in it, no matter how small.
My favorite part of the story is the ad on the side for "Best Health Blogs." First one reads "Fit Tip: Get sleek and sexy calf muscles"
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:56 pm
by DiT
I'd twist one off in it :twisted:
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:44 am
by OCmike
RadioFan wrote:First one reads "Fit Tip: Get sleek and sexy calf muscles"
I wouldn't call them sleek, but they certainly are sexy. War the OC family calves.
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:26 am
by Wolfman
Let's think about this for a second. Most OR procedures these days get marked with a sharpie---
like "Yes" and "No". So the "No" was on the leg and the "Yes" was on the anus ??
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:44 am
by Mister Bushice
Wolfman wrote:So the "No" was on the leg and the "Yes" was on the anus ??
Sounds like our last Friday of every month party when we play "Operation".
sin,
Take out leaky Anus. BZZZZTTTT!!!
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:04 am
by OCmike
Wolfman wrote:Let's think about this for a second. Most OR procedures these days get marked with a sharpie---
like "Yes" and "No". So the "No" was on the leg and the "Yes" was on the anus ??
I've had three surgeries since 2003 (I'm a mess...I know
) and all three times, at two different hospitals, they handed ME the Sharpie and asked ME to put a big "X" on the body part they would be operating on. Not really sure how hospitals can continually fuck this up, as there's an easy $.50 fix for the problem.
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:13 pm
by Mikey
OCmike wrote:RadioFan wrote:First one reads "Fit Tip: Get sleek and sexy calf muscles"
I wouldn't call them sleek, but they certainly are sexy. War the OC family calves.
You got nothin' on Mikey's sleek sexy calves...
Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:19 pm
by Uncle Fester
So the woman now has one leg and an additional anus where the old leg used to be?
Is this what happened to the poster who calls herself, "Women-animal?"
-UF, seeking clarification.