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Rack that !!
Good to see you back on the road again.

Rack the PET Sam!

Sudden Sam wrote:

That looks so good, fuck I'm hungry now.

That plate looks mighty fine. We've got a local bbq joint 'round here that's owned by some Memphis transplants. It's some of the best bbq (if not the best) I've had in the upper midwest.

Football and barbecue. Nobody can ever say that you necks have contributed nothing.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Football and barbecue. Nobody can ever say that you necks have contributed nothing.

Football is from the Northeast.

To say that the south contributes greatly to the game of college football is not to imply they're the FOUNDERS of the game.

Kinda like how the south invented animal-fucking, but the U&L perfected it.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Kinda like how the south invented animal-fucking, but the U&L perfected it.

Is there a wrong way to do it?

Uh, Mace wants to know.

Sam is making friends, seeing the sights, living the life.

Mega Racks to him with a side order of barbeque sauce!

Second that side order of bbq sauce (a/k/a Sam's Body Butter), and I'll raise you a slice of key lime pie. A friend mentioned key lime pie the other day and I've been jonesing for it ever since. Maybe Sam will snap a picture of a slice on his next ride.

Wouldn't it be a blast to spend a day with Sam? Out on the open road, seeing the sights, meeting the people, enjoying the good life. Sure looks good compared to my day. Unfortunately, I douby my dirt bikes would keep pace with his Harley. Damn the luck.

Sol wrote:Unfortunately, I douby my dirt bikes would keep pace with his Harley.

Harley? Patriot Sam drives a rice-burner.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Sol wrote:Unfortunately, I douby my dirt bikes would keep pace with his Harley.

Harley? Patriot Sam drives a rice-burner.

[tj,t]Yeah, good thing those Harleys are completely made in America.[/tj,t]

New windscreen?

One of those "to do" thingio's is to see the Southern region with Sudden Sam. Always good to read a PET. The only thing that sucks about this thread is Pedo in Sea-Tac chimed in.

Don't you have some panties to wash or a job application to fill out?

Key lime pie ? Sam my man, you're thinking of a trip in the wrong direction.

Sudden Sam wrote:my buddy who's building a freak show car/bike. Hayabusa-powered, 2 wheels up front, cockpit right in front of the Zook engine, Busa bringing up the rear.

I have a friend who's currently putting a GSXR750 motor in his Suzuki Quadzilla. Should be a hoot to go ride the dunes. Quadzilla is a face-ripper with the 60-horse 2-stroke single, and going to a 125-horse 4 banger should wake it right up. Quite a few guys running around te beach with the same quad with a GSXR1000 mill -- reasonably common conversion. But there was a few hundred bucks difference between a used 1000 and a used 750 motor, so the 125 horse was deemed enough.

Usually, the combination of Dins and quads ends badly. But I might have to take tat one for a spin.


RACK overambitious gearheads.

I think any time you get the power-to-weight ratio under 5, you're getting a little nutty.

When I was a professional greasemonkey, I'd sometimes see some crazy stuff (since those guys are generally masters of the mechanical/fabrication stuff, and usually can't wire anything to save their life... A "mechanic" fixes mechanical things, an "electrician" fixes electrical things, and a "wise man" knows the difference).

But some of the shit running around Sand Lake and The Dunes scares me, when I talk to the owners and get a glimpse into their IQ. Horsepower is often in inverse proportion tointelligence in offroad vehicles. Then, you factor in the alcohol, and there's often a darn good horror-show put on. At The Dunes, they do commercial tours in what's basically a dune-buggy-bus. Fuckers are like 30 feet long, and fast. They catch bigtime airoff the dunes, so every now and then you get Drunk Guy jumping the dune from the other direction -- good fun. Then all the bleeding hearts whine and cry for more safety measures... fuck them, you get in a buggy on the dunes, and you take your chances. Sand Lake is a much smaller area, and the cops really frown on getting liquored up and riding the sand after dark.

Chuckie D sure loves his quads.

Sudden Sam wrote:National deflector screen.

Same company the SEC uses as consultants to launch PR campaigns to defend their OOC schedules?

Nothin' wrong with that!

Spring has sprung
Griillin' season has begun !

Sudden Sam wrote: I continue as Dins' straight man. Lobbin' those softballs.

And I'm guessing you just lobbed a meaty softball for someone else right there.

Pedophile in Seattle wrote:Don't you have some panties to wash or a job application to fill out?

BAM!

Too bad you didn't enter the Smackoff. DC Smackmaster would have been "dealt" with a blast like that.---> The fury. You are hardcore Pedo... Hard-Fucking-Core.

R-Jack wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:

Pedophile in Seattle wrote:Don't you have some panties to wash or a job application to fill out?

BAM!

Too bad you didn't enter the Smackoff. DC Smackmaster would have been "dealt" with a blast like that.---> The fury. You are hardcore Pedo... Hard-Fucking-Core.

You know, I don't even think that was smack as much as it was a real attempt at conversation with someone like you. Just like spiking Hi-C with jesus juice, Diego is just playing the percentages.

Atomic Panties throws out a simple "Pedo in Seatac" & you think he got over on me? Congrats on getting AP to hire you as his fluffer. :?

There is no need to defend SEC OOC. We're just lucky they do OOC at all.

I mean, what are they supposed to do, go play AT Fresno? Not even the KAL 10 does that.

Careful, Diego. one might be tempted to conclude that you're...overly sensitive?

PSUFAN wrote:Careful, Diego. one might be tempted to conclude that you're...overly sensitive?

Hey....if RJ wants to be Atomic Panties' fluffer, that's fine with me. It says a lot more about him than me.

Why do you hate reading comprehension? Or has a fog descended?

No fog.

Nor any skidmarks. Sucks to be you.

Diego... bro...

As a neutral party here, I implore you to reread the exchange.

I took AP's post to be sarcasm. I stand corrected if it wasn't.

Diego in Seattle wrote:I took AP's post to be sarcasm.

It was.

Then, RJ adressed AP, implying that talk of panties was the only way to communicate with AP.

Dins, do you have to make it THAT easy for him? I had him on suicide watch there for awhile.

Shut the fuck up, you cross dressing homo.

Homo smack from Dins... Were you in the smack off? I'll bet you would have won it. In fact, I'm sure of it.

See Diego, that was sarcasm once again to make a point.

Did you just deem yourself worthy to comment on my smack abilities?


The only time you've ever been funny is when you're not trying to be.


Don't you have makeup to put on before you start blowing sailors, you fucking deviant?


That was a rhetorical question-btw. You're not supposed to answer it... you're supposed to go away in shame, you fucking fruit..

I forgot to mention that Dins was conveniently away to some remote platform out in the Pacific Ocean during the opening rounds of the Smack Off... or something like that. Then he conveniently reappears after it was well on its way. I'm sure Biggie didn't miss that little detail did he?

More sarcasm for you to ponder.

conveniently reappears

Truly the tail-end theme of this thread...

Atomic Punk wrote:I forgot to mention that Dins was conveniently away to some remote platform out in the Pacific Ocean during the opening rounds of the Smack Off

Nope. Just on the Pacific coastline.

They probably even have internet there. I dunno... I was too busy working to worry about it.

Then he conveniently reappears after it was well on its way.

Yup.

Then I "conveniently" went high atop the Cascades for the next round. Doing so "conveniently" made me some decent coin.

I'm sure Biggie didn't miss that little detail did he?

Im fairly sure he has better things to worry about then where I am when I'm not posting here. Quite sure, in fact.


Don't know what it is you're trying to say here, Frederick's of Fresno.

AP, why are you wagging your finger at Dins for not jumping into the fray? I didn't see you in the smack off either.

He was busy fluffing Y2K...to no avail, apparently.

Maybe the Bakersfield Salvation Army finally put out a new bin of frilly underthings that weekend.