Poison drummer arrested for rape

It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A

Moderator: Jesus H Christ

Post Reply
BSmack
2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
Posts: 29350
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
Location: Lookin for tards

Poison drummer arrested for rape

Post by BSmack »

This guy ought to do well in prison.
Los Angeles (E! Online) - Look what the cops dragged in.
ADVERTISEMENT

Rikki Rockett, the 46-year-old drummer of '80s hair-metal purveyor Poison, was taken into custody on a rape warrant as he arrived Monday at Los Angeles International Airport on a flight back from New Zealand.

The musician, whose real name is Richard Ream, was nabbed while going through customs and taken to Los Angeles County Jail, where he was booked on a felony fugitive sexual assault warrant issued from Neshoba County, Miss.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/2008032 ... af8d346c45" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Yep, Rikki Rocket's real name is Dick Ream.

I may never stop laughing.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."

—Earl Sinclair

"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.

- Antonio Brown
User avatar
.m2
I swear to god . . .
Posts: 1715
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:53 pm
Location: "Baghdad by the Bay"

Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape

Post by .m2 »

BSmack wrote:
Yep, Rikki Rocket's real name is Dick Ream.

I may never stop laughing.
When was the last time you saw your wife ? Spoke to her ?? Fucked her ???

Posts: 16886

It's Friday night and you're browsing this on the computer?


BSmack wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You should do some research on the computer and see if you're related to "Down Syndrome Paul".

I have a feeling Kansas City's tree may be missing a branch or two.
poptart wrote:Oakland is a shithole.
User avatar
Wolfman
Dumpater Artist
Posts: 7328
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:16 pm
Location: SW FL

Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape

Post by Wolfman »

come on now--- cut Bri some slack--
he's looking for change he can believe in !
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan

Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.

"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
User avatar
MuchoBulls
Tremendous Slouch
Posts: 5626
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:00 pm
Location: Wesley Chapel, FL

Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape

Post by MuchoBulls »

BSmack wrote:Yep, Rikki Rocket's real name is Dick Ream.

I may never stop laughing.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Classic!!
Dreams......Temporary Madness
User avatar
Mister Bushice
Drinking all the beer Luther left behind
Posts: 9490
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:39 pm

Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape

Post by Mister Bushice »

.m2 wrote: Its Friday night and you're browsing this on the computer?
dude - you posted 21 minutes after he did. What the fuck does that say about your shit?

Downgrading your moniker to the decimal point range was certainly a move in the right direction, but I don't think there are enough zeros in the name scale to rank you accurately.
User avatar
RevLimiter
Count Chunkula
Posts: 2211
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:15 pm
Location: Heartland Of America

Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape

Post by RevLimiter »

.m2 wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Yep, Rikki Rocket's real name is Dick Ream.

I may never stop laughing.
When was the last time you saw your wife ? Spoke to her ?? Fucked her ???

Posts: 16886

It's Friday night and you're browsing this on the computer?


BSmack wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You should do some research on the computer and see if you're related to "Down Syndrome Paul".

I have a feeling Kansas City's tree may be missing a branch or two.
Why in the FUCK are you still here?
T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
User avatar
RumpleForeskin
Jack Sprat
Posts: 2685
Joined: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:36 pm
Location: Bottom of a Bottle

Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape

Post by RumpleForeskin »

RevLimiter wrote:Why in the FUCK are you still here?

Define irony.
“You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas”
User avatar
RevLimiter
Count Chunkula
Posts: 2211
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:15 pm
Location: Heartland Of America

Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape

Post by RevLimiter »

RumpleForeskin wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:Why in the FUCK are you still here?

Define irony.
Don't you have some fat rolls to lay in somewhere?
T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
User avatar
Mister Bushice
Drinking all the beer Luther left behind
Posts: 9490
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:39 pm

Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape

Post by Mister Bushice »

Now that's some damn good irony right there.
User avatar
RevLimiter
Count Chunkula
Posts: 2211
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:15 pm
Location: Heartland Of America

Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape

Post by RevLimiter »

Only if you're an ankle-biting fucktard.
T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
User avatar
Mister Bushice
Drinking all the beer Luther left behind
Posts: 9490
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:39 pm

Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape

Post by Mister Bushice »

Don't be so hard on yourself. FAT FUCKING RETARD is more accurate, and generally accepted around here by most.

Besides, I don't think you can even bend over to bite an ankle. How many years has it been since you were able to pick something up off the floor from a standing position?
User avatar
RevLimiter
Count Chunkula
Posts: 2211
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:15 pm
Location: Heartland Of America

Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape

Post by RevLimiter »

Thank you SO MUCH for validating my point, Bushlice. Hook. Line. Sinker. :bode:
T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
Post Reply