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I have been monitoring for Al Queda operations in Canada aiming operations against America.
So far, I have been successful.

PROOF?

There have been no Al Queda attacks against you in a while.

Now, to whom in your government can I send my bill? I needs to get paid. It's only fair.

PS: Can I get that in EUROS?

Would it be too much of a betrayal of your principles for you to ask for the highest bid?

True, Chimpy & McCain might be the ones who really owe the bill, but I'm guessing the DemocRats would be willing to pay extra to keep you on the job until after the election

Cuda wrote:Would it be too much of a betrayal of your principles for you to ask for the highest bid?

War profiteering? How DARE YOU, sir! Why, I am outraged!

Cuda wrote:I'm guessing the DemocRats would be willing to pay extra to keep you on the job until after the election

I'm preparing a stack of future invoices as we speak.

BTW, are there one or two n's in Hussein, as in Barack HUSSEIN Obama? Bookkeeping is important.

Martyred wrote:I have been monitoring for Al Queda operations in Canada aiming operations against America.

Unless Al Queda is training and plotting from deep within your anal cavity where your head is stored, how the hell could you possibly know?