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Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:27 pm
by Cuda
Jamaal Turner Is Dating Again
Young women in search of a friendship that could develop into a relationship have the opportunity to "hit up" Jamaal Turner via the website
Inmate-Connection.
Turner's very short relationship with first-grade teacher Bridget Kelly didn't turn out so well. They met when he broke into her home, kidnapped her, robbed her, raped her, beat her, shot her three times, and left her for dead. Her story is featured today on the show I Survived.
Her father, journalist Michael Kelly (not the Michael Kelly who died in Iraq), describes the climax of their date:
The rapist didn't want to look her in the eyes as he killed her, so he told her to turn around. From about five feet away, he fired a 9 mm bullet into her back, just left of her spine. The bullet missed her heart and exited below her left breast. She fell. He stood over her and fired again. The bullet entered her upper-left buttock, ripped through her colon and exited just above the pubic area. For good measure, he fired again, the third bullet slashing across her lower back and creasing the flesh of her right elbow.
Somehow she survived.
Jamaal Turner shouldn't have.
Dating again.
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:41 pm
by KC Scott
"You want it to be one way. But it's the other way .."
Sin,
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:44 pm
by Mister Bushice
You know, Cuda. If you rob the local liquor store where you exchange your unemployment checks for liquid courage you won't have to rely on conjugal visits OR inmate online hook ups. You'll be in the big hizzy at ground zero.
sayin'
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:22 pm
by OCmike
He shot her THEN raped her? That's just sick. Everyone knows you rape them first.
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:53 am
by Cuda
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:35 pm
by Goober McTuber
The Big Pickle wrote:
Yeah, he's a funny dude. We've had plenty of these types of conversations via private messages over the years. Trust me, what he says in private is much different than he posts on the board.
I know how these things work. Invictus PMed me the other day and says that you’ve been contacting him repeatedly trying to get him to let you suckle on his black cock.
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:10 pm
by PSUFAN
We've had plenty of these types of conversations via private messages over the years.
TBP: say...aren't you just a little bit black?
mvscal: go fuck yourself.
TBP: YES, baby! Tell me MORE!
mvscal: Dan..? Dan...Vogel?
TBP: dunno what you're talking about, but YESSSSS!!!!! Tell ME MORE!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
mvscal: huh? Go fuck yourself, NOW.
TBP: yes, sir....UUUUUURRRRRNNNNGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
mvscal: :brad:
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:30 pm
by Goober McTuber
Here you go, Stanley Q. Pickkkle:
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:01 pm
by PSUFAN
It's nice to see you retaining a submissive role in the exchange, pick. It looks good on you.
We'll be calling you lk_Pickle before too long, I guess.
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:47 pm
by Uncle Fester
The Big Pickle wrote:
Yeah, he's a funny dude. We've had plenty of these types of conversations via private messages over the years. Trust me, what he says in private is much different than he posts on the board. He's trolling the fukkk out of you people.
Rack mvscal and rack the laughter we enjoy at the expense of some of the more gullible morons.
I call a work.
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:47 pm
by KC Scott
The Big Pickle wrote:
Yeah, he's a funny dude. We've had plenty of these types of conversations via private messages over the years. Trust me, what he says in private is much different than he posts on the board. He's trolling the fukkk out of you people.
Rack mvscal and rack the laughter we enjoy at the expense of some of the more gullible morons.
MVS racist?
Gee....... color me shocked
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:07 pm
by PSUFAN
Me, mvscal and Jimmy Meds are "boyz".
lk_Pickle, come out from behind the coating of african semen.
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:09 pm
by Goober McTuber
The Big Pickle wrote:Sudden Sam wrote:This is getting too weird.
Not really. Me, mvscal and Jimmy Meds are "boyz". We had a hoot at all your expense all this time. Some of you just aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.
Rack us.
Yes, because God only knows that one of you claiming the other one is gay would certainly give you some massive
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:24 pm
by Invictus
mvscal wrote:KC Scott wrote:Gee....... color me shocked
...or stupid.
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:33 pm
by indyfrisco
Cuda wrote:Her father, journalist Michael Kelly (not the Michael Kelly who died in Iraq), describes the climax of their date:
I'm pretty sure Turner's description of the climax was somewhere around the time he dropped the O face on the slut.
Oh, and I'm thrilled the "journalist" here confirmed that the person who gave him the description was, in fact, alive when he gave the description as opposed to giving it to him while he was dead.
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:28 pm
by Uncle Fester
The Big Pickle wrote:Sudden Sam wrote:This is getting too weird.
Not really. Me, mvscal and Jimmy Meds are "boyz". We had a hoot at all your expense all this time. Some of you just aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.
Rack us.
mvscal and Jimmy Meds?
I guess somebody needs to hold you in place while you wrap your overstretched sphincter around the water jet in the jacuzzi.
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:35 pm
by PSUFAN
There's a good reason for sucking all of this black cock. Every mouthful I collect, that's millions and millions of babies that'll never reach a uterus - and eventually compete with me for welfare resources.
--Stanley Goddamned Pickle, ever the busy patriot
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:25 pm
by PSUFAN
No wonder Stanley's so pissed at Blacks. They've raised a callous on the back of his throat, and that can't be all too fun to live with. Patriotism doesn't come cheap for lk_Pickle.
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:23 am
by Screw_Michigan
^^^ RACK MV and also RACK pickle for grabbing his ankles faster than dan vogel.
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:22 am
by Uncle Fester
The Big Pickle wrote:Bahwwhhwhahwhwhahwhwhahahahaha!
Rack mvscal and the troll job!
The very last line should say "edited by mvscal 1 time"
You need help. Seriously.
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:24 pm
by Goober McTuber
mvscal wrote:The fantasy:
The Big Pickle wrote:
Yeah, he's a funny dude. We've had plenty of these types of conversations via private messages over the years. Trust me, what he says in private is much different than he posts on the board. He's trolling the fukkk out of you people.
Rack mvscal and rack the laughter we enjoy at the expense of some of the more gullible morons.
The pathetic reality:
Message subject: Dude, what's your problem?
From: The Big Pickle
Sent at: Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:14 pm
To: mvscal
Seriously dude, what is your problem with me? You know I hate kniggers andn you know that I'm not a fukkken faggot, so what exactly is your problem with me?
And lastly, you thought I was a shared troll. FUKKKEN WRONG! I gave my password to Jimmy Meds back in 2001 to fukk with Arch Angel one time, but I got it back. Pickle is a legitimate poster. We have a lot in common, what is your problem exactly with me, other than you trying to get some brownie points from the bleeding heart, cokkk sukkking fagots on the board.
Last edited by The Big Pickle on Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
