T1B

What the fuck is happening in your avatar?

Who are you and why are you here?

If you had to remodel your deck, what sort of screws would you use?

Ah, the Welcome Wagon.

A. It's just a pic.
B. Just a random poster (clue: not a troll).
C. Not gonna go there. Not with the panel of experts that hang here.

That answer everything for ya?

Not gonna go there.

We don't do that here. Post a pic of your god-awful spouse, or a link to your god-awful screenplays, or a MS Paint self-portrait, please.

Okay, fine. New & improved answers.

A. It's not just a pic. How does it make you feel about your Mother?
B. I am your troll, PSU. So why are you talking to yourself? That's just weird...
C. I think we both know who to ask for this one. :D

PSUFAN wrote:Post a pic of your god-awful spouse

Dude

dude, praysant...

PSUFAN wrote:...god-awful spouse...

God-awful??... That's just cold.

PSUFAN wrote:dude, praysant...

My rhymes are bottomless.

I'm sorry, Rumps. Your wife isn't "god-awful". She might be a little rotund, and sex with her might resemble an effort to dam the Volga, and so on, but she seems sweet.

PSUFAN wrote:...and sex with her might resemble an effort to dam the Volga

Brilliant. Who Farted?

...but she seems sweet.

Her sweat is sweet but only Rumps knows if she is.

Someone who has consumed as much candy as she undoutedly has prolly has beads of sugar on her brow when she exerts herself.