Joke

[Sirfindafold]

Mvscal & Goober McToober were having a conversation at a gay bar one day:

Mvscal: Hey fuckface, I have a quiz for you.

GM: Go ahead!

Mvscal: Lets say you own a black rooster. How many wings do you got?

GM: Two.

Mvscal: How many legs:

GM: Two.

Mvscal: How many beaks?

GM: One.

Mvscal: very good you cocksucking faggot. Now you own a white cat. How many tails do you got?

GM: One.

Mvscal: How many ears do you got?

GM: Two.

Mvscal: How many whiskers do you got?

GM: (scratches his head) Fuck if I know.

Mvscal: So what you're saying is that you know more about black cock than you do about white pussy.

[RumpleForeskin]

This joke would have got better for you if you replace words that started with the letter "S" with the letters "Th"

[PSUFAN]

Sorry, no. That was fucking godawful.

What happened to you, sfaf?

[RumpleForeskin]

He's trolling, right?

I heard these jokes on the playgound when I was 7.

[PSUFAN]

Since when did "trolling" become a synonym for "kidding"?

[Goober McTuber]

He's trolling, right?

I heard these jokes on the playgound when I was 7.

You’re zeroing in on sirfuckafold’s educational level.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

C+

[Sirfindafold]

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?" the man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."

[RumpleForeskin]

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?" the man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."

Terrible. Old Family Guy joke.

[Smackie Chan]

Rayduh James meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

[KC Scott]

Raydah James walks into a bar and orders a dozen shots of tequillia.

"What's the occassion?" asked the Bartender.

"I'm celebrating my first blowjob", RJ replied

'Well, let me buy you one on the house" offered the saloon keeper

"No Thanks" replied the hair gelled one.

"If 12 doesn't get rid of the taste, then to hell with it"

[Goober McTuber]

sirfindafold: “Daddy, what’s a ‘pervert’?”
sirfindafold’s father: “Shut up and keep sucking.”

sirfindafold has obviously heeded those words ever since.

[Sirfindafold]

Goober McTuber walked down stairs to the kitchen one morning and found his "roommate" mvscal jerking off into a rubber. "Good Morning honey!, what on earth are you doing?" asked Goober.

mvscal replied, "I'm packing you a lunch."